Okay, so it only took since (checks last update) last April to update! Geez, I didn't know it had been that long! But at least I did get this last chapter in. Finally. Now, I know I said I would make more letters if more people found out, but I didn't expect what happened in "Phantom Planet" to happen, plus I haven't seen any of Season 3, save "Urban Jungle". So, this letter will only contain ghosts shown in Seasons 1 & 2. By the way, the seven major ghosts have been put in order of appearance in the show. I didn't put in any minor ghosts, such as Youngblood or Fright Knight, because I just couldn't capture their personalities. (Sigh) I do not believe I will be making any more letters after this. If I tried, it would probably ruin the whole thing. Well, technically, I've gotten out of the flow with this letter, but still (crosses fingers) I hope it works.

Disclaimer: I'm still writing fanfiction and still not making a penny out of it. Doesn't sound like ownership to me.

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I have been informed that some of you are changing the story's menu. I don't understand why. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE ORIGINAL?! Stick to the original or face my dinner of DOOM!

Lunch Lady

P.S. Cookie?

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I am the Box Ghost! You will behold my cardboard squares of DOOM! I will prevail against the writers of the Danny Phantom universe! They cannot use the cylindrical device that holds me! Ha!

Box Ghost


Dear Fanfiction writers,

My name is Technus, master of technology! Your hip writings are nothing compared to my superior technology! Hey, maybe some of you should be tutors! You have invented a retro way of taking over the world!


Master of Technology and all things mechanical!

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I am Skulker, the Ghost Zone's greatest hunter! I will someday mount the Ghost-boy's pelt on my wall! And no one will able to stop me!


The Ghost Zone's greatest hunter!

Dear Fanfiction writers,

I am Desiree, and can grant all your wishes save one. NO, YOU CANNOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE! Period. So, will you people stop bugging me for that? Jeez.


Dear Fanfiction writers,

I am Walker, warden of the ghost zone. And what y'all are doing is against the rules. According to canon law, the halfa known as Danny Fenton/Phantom loves the human Sam Manson. He does not love anyone else. This includes all those slash pairings and stories which do not correspond to the creator's point of view.


Warden of the Ghost Zone
Your judge, executioner, jury, executioner, jailer, and, if necessary, your executioner

Dear Fanfiction writers,

Ooh, I cannot believe the amount of torture stories on this website. Just reading them makes me feel rejuvenated. By all means, continue the "emo" stories, the "angst" stories, and the depressions over what might have been. I'll just keep lapping it up and who knows? Maybe it'll keep me young forever.

Penelope Spectra

So, that's the end, kaput, sorry, but that's all folks. Now, if someone else wants to pick up the letters, I will be more than happy to read and review them.

Thanks to the very patient reviewers who put this story on their alerts. I apologize in advance if the pennames have been changed in the past year; I used the box from the last chapter:

Saphira Arya Potter, Jessica01, katiesparks, ghostanimal, soccergurl1990, crazychick6692, RemembertheLegacy, dizappearingirl, Majestic Moon, Lunargurl101, BubblyPhantom, Stay Alive With 5 ALIVE, SaerisStar, AirGirl Phantom, ebtwisty9, b4k4 ch4n, Nonasuki-chan, A Mere Servant of God, flarey phoenix, HiddenAuthor, lightanddarklove, Ghostboy814, BloodPhantom, Tornada Silverwind, Mwahaha(etc.), , Storm Dragon Girl, magpie8spook, Fairly Odd Phantom Fan, Tara, mystery girl, ZAGRH8R, acosta perez jose ramiro, 11katara13, Lonestarr, AoiSakura116, DPRRluvJ133MM, spectora, Din Kelion, Strix Moonwing, Fulcon, gothangel12345, Icicle, Firefury, Inuyoukai-san, little eli, Karen Rosalie, Kozumy Disgrace, egyptianqueen777, Last Samurai Ryu-san, Shining Zephyr, angel-phantom-babii, Shou Hato, Smallvillecrazy, the lady of Misfortune, Moonstar5569, rika195, lemmesee, emberrox42, PrincessGinger, Amber-Phantom, and any others whose names have been changed or are not on this list.

So, there's another story done on my list of things to do. I hope I can get more done and I would be much appreciated to hear anything from any of y'all, even if it's just "glad you finally finished, I've been waiting forever for this."

Ciao, y'all!