I'm sorry!

I have not updated in forever!

Yeah…. Forgot to add one of my favorite fabulous reviewers to the thanks list…

I am so stupid….

So yeah give a great round of applause to

Brigader General Zaki!: Great reviewer, and awesome quest star…even though I call him a girl, and forgot his name on the Wonderful reviewers! He is still a awesome person!

So, thank you Brigader General Zaki!

Feareth: One time, I had a stuffed animal…yes I had a stuffed animal it was all fluffy…but anyway I named it General Brigader Dictator Evil Fluffy-kinz!

Sassy:…..

I got such a writers block this week!

So give me a little credit!

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Ok, on with the story everyone!

TenTen hated shopping…..more than anything….only kunai shopping…

Nothing else..

This was the worst day of her life…

Food shopping is fine…

But clothes shopping, is way worst of anything!

So, as you can probably can tell, TenTen was shopping at the moment.. how could it get any worst?

And as you all know ladies and gents, saying: "How could this get any worst" only means it will get worst than anyone would imagine.

So as we all know, TenTen was going to have a bad day…..

And it might turn out worst, it might not, so we will never know…

We will have to find out…

And we will…as you probably all know….THIS IS THE HOW TO ANNOY SHOW! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW!

OMG! Readers.. read that sentence over again…out loud…

Notice…IT RHYMES!

Feareth: Seriously? I thought you were talking about that burger in the corner…..I-it's kind of stalking me….

Gaara: Feareth…A burger can't stalk you!

Feareth: But I swear….every time I take a step forward, he would take a step forward….and so on…IT SCARES ME!

Gaara: Yeah…and what is wrong with burgers?

Feareth: Well… I think they are the Burger King dude's minions…they are like so stalky….

Narrator: Ummm…stalky is not a word….

Feareth: WHO SAID YOU WERE THE DICTIONARY MAN? YOU DON'T HAVE A DICTIONARY FOR A HEAD! GET OUT OR YOU WILL HAVE A DICTIONARY ON YOUR HEAD TILL YOU TURN 60!

Narrator: t-that's..not po-

Feareth: Shut up or I will kill you until you get to hell layer 5.…

Narrator: But..

Feareth: 6

Narrator: B-

Feareth: 7

Narrator: I-

Feareth: 8!

Narrator: Wah?

Feareth: 164.…

Gaara: I WANNA KILL HIM!

Sassy: Gaara.. you can't kill anyone…remember?

-Gaara Flashback-

-Feareth sprays with water bottle-

Feareth: Bad Gaara!

-End Flashback-

Gaara: Ok….fine….

Sassy: ANYWAY, lets get back to our dear friend Tenny!

Gaara: And who is TenTen?

Sassy: IDIOT! TENTEN IS LIKE…..ONE OF THE BEST NARUTO CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME! …..besides you and a couple of other people..

Gaara: -

Feareth: So TenTen and the Girls were going on their Shopping Spree Day 2..

Gaara: So we are spying on them?

Sassy: ….you could say that…but I prefer calling it "A mission"

Gaara: Ok…..do I have to go?

Feareth: Yes…

And that is where it began..

The girls began with shopping spri day 2. It was normal at first, but it always starts normal…..

Ino: TENNY! OVER HERE! I FOUND A DRESS OVER HERE!

TenTen: …..I hate this…..

Ino: What did you say Tenny?

TenTen: Nothing! I'm coming!

Inner TenTen: gggrr! WHY COULDN'T THEY PULL ALONG TEMARI?

Sakura soon pulled TenTen into a dressing room and gave her 5 dresses.

Sakura: Ok try on all of these and every time you try on one come out so we can see it!

Sakura walked out of the dressing room.

Inner TenTen: Oh wonderful! Now what TenTen we just can't wish ourselves out of this one so what do we do?

TenTen (to herself) : 'I know! But aren't you suppose to be the smart one?'

Inner TenTen: Gosh Don't suspect me to know everything

TenTen: '…'

Suddenly, a miracle shined on TenTen…

She heard a shout: 50 OFF ALL PURSES!

At first she thought this would be bad, but then she heard Sakura..

Sakura: OK TenTen! We are going to the sale on the other side of the store! Finish trying on those dresses and we will pick you up here in a hour ok?

TenTen: Ummmm.. Ok..

Hinata: See you later TenTen!

Then there was silence…..

Inner TenTen: OMG! IT'S A MIRACLE! WE'RE FREE!

TenTen walked out of the dressing room..to be met with…darkness!

Well…she was in a bag…

..Being pulled away by your favorite stars of your favorite TV show..

…..but she didn't know this….

TenTen: 'Where am I? LETT ME OUT! I wish I brought my weapons….'

TenTen heard noises when she grew consciousness

They were speaking to each other

Never mind screw that sentence.

They was yelling at each other.

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE SO HARD ON THE SPEED BUMPS! YOU COULD HAVE HURT HER HEAD!"

"I'M SORRY MY GOD! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO SLOW DOWN!"

"WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE! YOU COULD GET SUED!"

"ummm guys I think she is waking up"

TenTen sat up and opened her eyes.

She was in a dark room on a table and three people surrounding her..

TenTen: Where am I? Who are you people? Wait…Gaara?

Gaara: Hi TenTen…

TenTen: What am I doing here? Why did you guys Kid Nap me? OH GOD YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME!

Gaara: There are many things wrong with that explanation. First of all, We saved you from shopping madness. Second, I can't kill anyone under these peoples supervision..

TenTen: Oh…and why am I here?

Gaara: 1: Sassy desperately wanted to meet you, and you are on live tv..

TenTen: WHAT?

Gaara: This is Sassy (points to girl next to him) and that weirdo is Feareth (Feareth does stupid wave)

TenTen: Wait…where are the cameras? And who was driving that car?

Sassy: Gaara….the idiot…never letting ANYONE drive my car EVER again…and don't worry.. Your not on live TV….(liar!)

TenTen: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME! Wait you guys call out that 50 off purses thing?

Gaara: Do we have to tell you everything? YES it was us!

Sassy: Gaara! Don't be so rude!

Feareth: Can we please get going?

Sassy: Oh yes…TenTen, come sit down.

Couch comes out of nowhere and everyone sits on it.

Gaara pulls out a paper and hands it to Feareth..

TenTen: Ummm..whats that?

Sassy: Don't worry! Just a couple of ways to annoy you. Feareth start reading…

Feareth: OKIE DOKIE! Number 1:

1. Take away all of her weapons

TenTen: But But…

2. Put her hair down for a week!

TenTen goes wide eyed.

3. MAKE HER GO SHOPPING!

4. Make her go to a happy perky store in the mall…..that's always scares me…..

5. Re-organize her room so it is all messed up and she can't find anything…..hey! I think it will work! Just trust me!

6. Make her go out with Rock Lee to a bar

(Sorry Lee x TenTen fans!)

7. Make her go to Burger King and order Sassy, Feareth, and Gaara onion rings, burgers, and creepy action figures!

Gaara:…WTF was that?!

Sassy:….I'm hungry….

Feareth: Yeah, and it is really annoying….going all the way to Burger King and back.

TenTen: But.. I hate Burger King!

Audience Gasps

Sassy and Gaara Gasp

Feareth Cheers

Sassy: OMG! You don't like Burger King!

TenTen: My god! I was only kidding!

Audience Cheers

Sassy and Gaara….well not Gaara….Sassy cheers, Gaara acts all emo.

Feareth cries

Sassy: So, now that it is taking care of, go get us our Burger King order!

TenTen: ..But-

Sassy: GO NOW! BURGER KING IS WAITING!

TenTen walked into Burger King to be met with the smell of fresh French fries. She looked at the list she was given from Gaara and the others and scanned over it quickly. Then, she went to the counter to order the food.

"Tenny?"

TenTen knew who that was. She turned around to be met with..

FRENCH TOAST!

…no not really…just

INO, SAKURA AND HINATA!

Ino: We have been looking everywhere for you!

TenTen just smiled and waved nervously. This was definitely a long day!

TenTen: Sorry guys! I saw some friends of mine and we went to there house.. so we are getting food.. I'm sorry!

Sakura: It's ok TenTen go hang with your friends. We took you to the mall too much this week. You deserve a break.

Hinata butted in: And besides, we are bringing you back tomorrow!

TenTen groaned. And gave herself a mental note to Sassy, Gaara, and Feareth to kidnap her more often.

TenTen: Ok…I'm just going to get the order now…and leave….SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW!

Feeling nervous, she dashed out with the food.

As TenTen got to the door, all she heard inside was this;

"I WANT FOOD!"

"….hn…"

"I WANT THE BURGER IN THE CORNER TO GO AWAY!

She sweat dropped.

When she reached for the doorknob, someone pulled her away into a dark alley. (a/n: I spend most of my life in dark alleys….and in emo corners)

She looked around the smelly alleyway quickly and was met with white , pearl eyes.

TenTen: Neji?

The boy came out of the shadows.

Neji: They took over your life too? OMG the person I care about the most is being taken over by those…those…things.

TenTen slapped the Hyugga boy making him fall to the ground.

TenTen: Get over yourself! And wait….you care about me that much?

Three friends of ours were watching all the action from the rooftops above.

1st mysterious figure: Awwwww! TenTen is finally going out with Neji!

The 2nd figure smacked the first figure.

2nd Figure: Baka we don't know that yet!

3rd figure: …hn…..

Three other figures came from behind them to sneak up on them. The first of the 2nd group of mysterious people screamed.

1st of 2nd group of mysterious people: AHHHH! MY EYES! IT'S UCHIHA KID!

The 1st group of mysterious people turned to the other group and screamed as well.

"YOU!" all six of the people shouted at the same time.

Lets just say that the 1st group of mystious people was:

Naruto1st figure

Sakura2nd figure

Sasuke-teme3rd figure

2nd group of mysterious people:

1st figure Feareth

2ndSassy

3rdGaara

And why were they on a roof you ask? They wanted to see the the hell was happening in the alleyway!

And Feareth, Gaara, and Sassy wanted to know what happened to their victim..

Neji blushed and stood up.

Neji: T-That's….not what I m-meant….SEE YOU LATER TENTEN!

And he ran off!

TenTen: Wait Neji!…..never mind..

( a/n: Poor TenTen …( )

She walked back to the studio and opened the door.

….and no one was there..

TenTen: Guys? Hello? I thought you wanted Burger King!

That's when 6 people fell from the ceiling. TenTen shrieked and hid behind the couch that appeared out of nowhere….again… It turned out to be team 7, Sassy, Feareth, and Gaara.

Sassy lept to her feet and started to hit Gaara with a fly swatter.

Sassy: I told you! No trapdoor!

Gaara growled and glared at the girl.

Gaara: Dammit Sassy it was your idea!

"WAS NOT!"

"WAS TOO!"

"WAS NOT!"

Feareth: BURGER KING IS WAITING! NOW STOP FIGHTING AND GO EAT!

Naruto and Sakura looked around the large dark room.

Naruto: It kind of reminds me of Sasuke's room…

Sakura whacked the boy on the head.

Sakura: BAKA!

While munching on their burger king food, Feareth grabbed the list once again and looked where she left off.

Sasuke looked over her shoulder at the list making her scream.

Feareth: OH NO UCHIHA! YOU ARE NOT STEALING MY FRENCH FRIES!

Sasuke glared at the girl and looked at Sassy.

Sasuke: Have you guys finished with her yet?

He pointed to TenTen.

Sassy: ….not yet..but we are almost done!

Her cell phone rang.

Sassy picked up the phone.

Sassy: Hello?

The other 6 people in the room heard a yell from the other end of the phone.

"YOU ARE STILL FILMING!? FINISH THE SHOW ALREADY!"

Sassy: I'm sorry boss! Going right away!

She clicked the phone off and ran over to Feareth.

Sassy: READ THE LIST!

Feareth: OKIE DOKIE!…..hmh….I think we are at number 7:

Number 7: Make her go to- never mind that's not it.

Number 8: Dye her hair PINK!

TenTen twitches.

Number 9: make her fight with a piece of wood…no seriously make her fight with a tree.. I bet you the tree will win.

Sakura intrupted.

Sakura: Hold on one second! What is going on here?

Feareth: Dear Sakura. Dear poor ignorant Sakura. Dear Poor, poor, ignorant, innocent Sakura. This is what happens when you do drugs. Be above the influence.

Sassy: That has nothing to do with this!

Feareth:….

Sassy: Don't worry! We will explain it to you later but right now we have to finish this list.

She pointed to the list Feareth was holding.

Sakura pouted

Sakura:…Fine..

Feareth: ok

Number 10: Give her the Paris Hilton CD: Stars are blind single for Christmas and make her listen to it!

TenTen: But what if I do not celebrate Christmas?

Sassy: Don't worry! We know these things!

Gaara: Or they just don't think about that and go with the flow

Sassy: Exactly

Number 11: Force her to eat as many French Fries as humanly possible so she will have to eat until she pukes.

Sakura: That's gross!

Number 12: Make her do community service with Lee for 11.9999999999999999999999999 months!

Naruto: Why not just a full year?

Sassy: SHHH! I have my reasons.. Now shush child and let TenTen be …annoyed..

Number 13: Whenever she goes on internet, she will be forced to go to porn websites! Hahaha..

TenTen Shrieked and ran behind the couch.

TenTen: …but what if I do not go on the computer?

Feareth: Oh don't worry dear TenTen.. You will go online..

Sassy and Feareth both give evil laughs and Gaara sweat drops.

Number 14: Make her have a phobia that she is afraid of cats (a/n: OMG! We just talked about this today in class! I can't remember the name! ( )

And lock her in a room with Feareth with restless cats..

Number 15: COME ON! GET WITH THE PROGRAM! Get with the program like Gaara's rabid raccoon on Neji's butt! (a/n: Haha I got a sneak peak of Feareth's new story: "In which TenTen finds a diary" read it! It will make good use of your boring life!) Anyway…Make her do it all at once!

Sassy: OMG! Finally done!

Feareth: Bye TenTen!

Pushes TenTen out door.

Sasuke steals paper from Feareth.

Feareth: You and your friends are not going anywhere emo kid!

Naruto: Why?

Sassy: SO MANY QUESTIONS!

TenTen: Good luck guys!

TenTen leaves and everyone waves.

Gaara: Next time, How to Annoy Team 7 addtion!

Sassy: Oh yeah.. This is going to be fun.

Sassy stares at the three scared teens in corner.

Feareth: Please review!

Sassy: OH! And by the way, Sorry about not updating sooner!

If you did not read the top part of this Story, READ IT! IT IS IMPORTANT!

Thanks everyone! bye!