Hello everybody! What's up? Here's the third chapter! Enjoy!

Characters:

Hikari: Me

Akari: Kiesha

Kenkin: Griffyn

Link (Legend of Zelda)

Kakashi (Naruto)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Moogle (Final Fantasy)

#New Characters! #

Orichimaru (Naruto)

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Setting: Social Studies. We were playing Jeopardy but Kenkin and I weren't paying attention…

Link: I'm bored

Kenkin: Wanna make a plan to kill Kakashi?

Link: Sure.

Kenkin: Got any ideas?

Link: We could…requite bad guys…?

Kenkin: Something more torturing…!

Link: We could capture him then give him to…mmm…who?

Sora: How about the Heartless?

Kenkin: Or we could call up my best friend, Orichimaru!

Link: Ya….sure…why not…?

Sora: …ok…that would…..ok…..

Kenkin: One sec….Disappearing Jutsu/disappears/

Link: ….Wanna have a sword fight while we wait?

Sora: Ok/Summons Keyblade/

Link: DIE!

Sora: …..what? I thought we were play fighting!

Link/does cool sword moves on tree/

Sora: oh…. That's what he meant… /attacks some other random tree/

Later…..

Kenkin: …what happened here….?

Orichimaru: ooo…blood….

Link: We slipped….

Sora: pain…..

Kenkin: …ok now Orichimaru is cheap…..

Link: What do you mean?

Sora: So much pain…

Kenkin: Shut up Sora, or I'll kill you. We have to pay him for his services.

Link/checks wallet/ I've got 100 rupees…

Sora: I've got, like, 10 munny….

Kenkin: Shut up Sora! I stole some rupees and munny and gold pieces on the way so… I have about 7000.

Link: So together we have….. 850 munny, rupees and gold pieces.

Random Kid/laughs at Link's crappy math abilities/ HAHA/Get's hit by a car, Link laughs at him/

Sora/shut's up/

Kenkin: You're lucky Sora…. You can talk under one condition… fight me and win…

Sora/Nods head/

Link: This should be interesting…. /takes out popcorn/

Kenkin: Shadow Clone Jutsu/Clones appear/ Summing Jutsu/Chief Toad appears, then gets hit by a car/

Sora/jumps out of the way and starts attacking clones/

Link: GO SORA!

Kenkin: Lightning Blade! Here I come Sora! DIE!

Sora/Stabs Kenkin in the heart/

Link: YAY! SORA WON!….right…?

Kenkin: You can't kill me! I'm a curse! MUHAHAHAHA!

Sora: oh sh(beep)….. DONALD! GOOFY! HELP/nothing happens/ uh oh…

Link: I'll help you/drops popcorn/

Kenkin: Orichimaru! Come here and help!

Orichimaru: Use the mark I gave you instead!

Link: Use the mark…. I GOT IT/uses the Triforce to turn into Feirce-Diety Link/

Sora: WOO HOO!

Kenkin: What a drag…. /mark kicks in/ THE POWER! I can taste it!

Link: …./does the Numa-Numa Dance/

Sora: What the….? We're fu(beep)

Kenkin/Kills Link with Lightning Blade/

Link/Turns back to normal/ Oww…. Hikari…. I'm coming for you…. /dies…..again…../

Sora: AHH! Crap! That's it! I give up! This isn't worth dieing for!... What were we fighting for anyway…..?

Kenkin:….ummm….

Sora: Well that was use less… Link died for no reason….

Kenkin: It is pretty funny though…..

Sora: Ya….it is….. tee hee…..

Kenkin: lol! Anyway, I could bring him back….

Sora: Do it! And bring back Akari, Hikari and the Moogle!

Kenkin: What's in it for me?

Sora: ummmm…. I'll bring you to….err…..Disneyland?

Kenkin: What's that?

Sora: It's a magical place where someone special lives.

Kenkin: ok… then….

Sora: Do you want to know who that person is….?

Kenkin: No…. Not really….

Sora: Well, fine, will you bring back Akari, Hikari, Link and the Moogle?

Kenkin: Why?

Sora: ok, maybe not the Moogle, but everyone else?

Kenkin: wwwwhhhhhhyyyy….?

Sora: Because if I don't ask you that some one will whip out my 'hero contract'

Kenkin: I wanna see that….

Sora: the contract?

Kenkin: YA!

Sora: ugh….fine… here it is…. /takes out contract/

Kenkin: Fire Ball Jutsu/burns up contract/

Sora: YAY! The contract is at last dead! Now I don't have to save people anymore!

Kenkin: Isn't there a copy….?

Sora: F(beep)

Kenkin: hehehe….

Sora: ok, just bring back Akari and Link.

Kenkin: Bye Bye/teleports away/

Sora: WAI- Ugh…. Looks like it's another adventure to save my friend and the other person…. If we're going to go on an adventure, we need music/starts playing 'Born to be Wild'/ Here we go/takes five steps/ Here we are!

Kenkin: Damn, you found me….

Sora: Hell ya!

Kenkin: Fine, I'll bring them back….

Sora: WOO HOO!

Kenkin: not!

Sora: Crap…. What do I have to do so you bring them back?

Kenkin: Nothing.

Sora: Fine then. I'll just find my own way.

Kenkin: Return Jutsu!

Link: …. I'M ALIVE!

Hikari: WEEEEE!

Akari: blinks I'm BACK! MUHAHAHAHA!

Kenkin: Fire Ball Jutsu/Kills Akari and Kakashi/

Link: Well there goes our 'kill Kakashi' plan….

Sora: Now what?

Hikari: LET'S PARTY!

Akari: I don't want to die again…. Party?! OMG/grabs a party hat/

Kenkin/rips out Akari's heart/

Hikari: HAHA/runs into a wall…really hard/ Oww…

Link: …..ok…

Sora: Wow… total randomness…..

Akari: Ouch, meanie…. I guess I'm a Heartless…. Ha-ha, get it?

Sora/slaps forehead/

Kenkin/punches Akari/ you have bad jokes.

Akari: You poked me/pokes back/ Behold! You have been poked!

Kenkin/trips Akari then punches her head 10 million times/

Akari: That's it! Die fool/grabs sword and waves it around madly/

Kenkin/pulls out Biggoron Sword and stabs Akari/

Akari: Fool/takes out sword/ Curse of the Kenkin! Crap…. That's you… /cries/ HIKARI!

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Will Hikari come to Akari's rescue? Who knows! I won't be able to update tell Jan. 8 because of Winter Break. R&R! No Flames!