Hinata's First Kiss and Naruto's Second One By nightsilencesister

(A/N: This story will be short but funny. It's just a kiss. Now, read. READ! )

Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto (which I really don't), I'd make him do the Chicken Dance.

Naruto: What?! That's stupid! Believe it:P

Me: Naruto…

Naruto: What, you weirdo?

Me: I AM YOUR FATHER! (Ok, I'm sorry—I'm eating a date)

Naruto: What?! That's—that's impossible! You're a GIRL!

Me: Ok, fine—I AM YOUR MOTHER!

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Now, I order you… do the Chicken Dance!

Naruto: Yes, mother! (starts dancing)

Me: Hey! That's the Tango! Well, that was a long disclaimer…Enjoy the story while you still can!

ON WITH THE STORY

Naruto and Hinata are under a tree, eating lunch.

Naruto is still dancing.

Me: Psst! Naruto! You can stop now!

Naruto: Huh? Oh!

Hinata: Naruto…

Naruto: Yeah?

Hinata: Kiss me

SILENCE

Naruto: Er, I don't know if I'm ready for that…

Hinata: I'll buy you rame—

Naruto: Deal!

And so, they kiss.

(A/N: Well, that was nice. This is my second story, and I hope you enjoyed it! Please review and—Naruto! Why aren't you dancing?

Naruto: I thought you told me to stop

Me: DANCE THE CHICKEN DANCE!

Naruto: OK! (starts dancing)

Me: IDIOT! THAT'S THE WALTZ! WELL GOODBYE! WHY AM I STILL YELLING, YOU ASK?! THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK! GET USED TO IT! NOW BYE!

Fin