82A/N: Wow, okay so I know it's been a loonngg time, but seeing as this was the story of mine that got the best response, I figured I should update it! Sorry for the wait! But here it is. Read and review!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Grey's Anatomy related.
Rating: T, but could go up. I doubt it though.
Last time:
"Mark, spin." Burke ordered him.
Mark took hold of the bottle and spun it. It landed on Addison.
Great.
Mark's face broke into a rather obnoxious grin as he saw the bottle land on the red head. Addison groaned and dropped her head in her hands.
"Please, god no." She looked up.
"You have to." Derek sing- songed. Oh, how he enjoyed taunting the two of them.
"Fine, lets make this quick." Addison rested on her knees and leaned in to kiss Mark.
Over the moon himself, Mark placed his hand on Addison's cheek as he kissed her, but before they could get anywhere, Addison pulled back quickly and plopped down in her seat.
"I'm getting boooored." Cristina stood up. "Let's do something else."
"Wait!" Alex called out. "A couple more rounds!" He was clearly enjoying the game.
"Whatever, evil spawn." Cristina rolled her eyes and opened the door to the bedroom. Meredith got up herself and followed her friend back into the seating area of the plane.
The others decided to stay, and closed the circle. Since it was Addison's turn to spin she grabbed hold of the bottle and spun it.
George swallowed in complete and utter fear as he saw the bottle slow and finally come to a stop, pointing at him. He was utterly terrified of the ex She- Shepard and could not believe he had to kiss Meredith and now Addison Montgomery.
Addison grinned; looking at the intern's terrified face. "Relax, O'Malley. I don't bite."
Callie patted her husband on the shoulder, enjoying the spectacle in front of her.
George's hands literally shook as he made his way towards the middle of the bed and stopped to meet Addison in the center.
Burke, Izzie, and Callie looked on in amusement as their lips met awkwardly.
George pulled away seconds later; face almost the color of his wife's magenta shirt.
"I-I-I'm getting bored of this game." George stuttered, standing up.
Cristina and Meredith returned at that moment, holding numerous bottles of tequila, scotch, beer, vodka, and rum.
"Ahh yes." Alex sighed and stood up. He reached for the scotch in Meredith's hands and popped open the bottle.
Meredith was already getting stuck into the tequila, her choice of drink, and Cristina was chugging a corona.
"Oh god." George mumbled. "This is really bad."
"You guys…remember what the Chief said about drinking? We really shouldn't be doing this." He called out.
"Relax, Bambi, we're not going to get drunk." Cristina giggled and spun in a circle.
Apparently not. And apparently the alcohol was already taking its affect.
Various other surgeons stood up and got off the bed, hopping over to Meredith and Cristina, taking their choice of alcohol.
Burke and Callie looked at each other and shook their heads. "Georgie, come on. We're going to the front of the plane." Callie grabbed George's hand and tugged him out the room, followed by Burke, and shut the door behind them.
Izzie left the room and returned seconds later with a couple shot glasses. "I have a game!" She called.
"Lets here it, Izziiiieeee." Cristina drawled, plopping on the bed, and sipping her second corona.
"Never have I ever! We fill the shot glasses with vodka, and—"
"Tequila!" Meredith shouted, holding up the half empty bottle in her hand.
Izzie shook her head, wondering how in gods name someone got drunk that quickly. "Whatever. Or tequila. And then we go around saying never have I ever and if you're answer is false, you drink!"
"I'm game." Addison replied, coolly, returning to her seat on the bed.
"Me too." Alex draped an arm around Addison's shoulders and sat next to her. He offered her a bit of his scotch, but Addison held up the bottle of rum she was holding and shook her head.
Since Burke, Callie, and George had retreated to the front of the plane, only 7 brave surgeons remained. They slowly made their way to the bed and sat down in a small circle.
"I'll go first!" Meredith called out. "Never have I ever had sex on a kitchen table."
Mark scoffed and instantly downed his glass. He was followed by Alex. Derek and Addison looked at each other, shrugged, and drank.
"My turn!" Cristina said, after everyone refilled their glasses. "Never have I ever gotten drunk and had sex with someone I shouldn't have!"
Meredith giggled. "Faaaalse." She downed her glass. Alex, Mark, Derek, and Izzie followed.
"Meredith, I hope that was all before me…" Derek warned.
"You were partially the cause of that sleeping around, Shepard." Uninhibited, Cristina spoke her mind.
Derek shot her a death glare and she shrugged, taking another sip of her drink.
"Okay, never have I ever gone skinny dipping with… my parents." Alex called out.
"Seriously?" Cristina gagged. "You have a dirty mind, evil spawn."
The next person was about to talk when Derek turned red and downed the scotch in his glass.
"What?!" Addison screeched. "I never knew about this!"
"Yeah, now you have to tell us." Izzie piped up.
"No. No way in hell." Derek shook his defiantly.
"Der, you have to." Meredith smiled.
"I have a numerous amount of stories I could use to get you to spit this out." Mark grinned.
Derek looked unfazed. "Yeah?"
"Yeah." Mark replied. "Does the name Destiny Sparkles sound familiar?"
Derek's eyes went wide at the name. "Okay, alright, I'll tell you."
"Yippee!" Meredith clapped her hands together, in complete drunken joy.
Derek rolled his eyes. "Okay so when Mark and I were roommates in med school, we had a night off and needless to say we used the free time to get drunk. It was us and a couple other guys."
"And a couple hot girls." Mark interrupted and winked at Izzie, who shrunk back in disgust.
"As I was saying!" Derek growled in annoyance. "You forced me into telling the story; you might as well let me continue. Anyway, we were playing truth or dare and I got dared into going skinny dipping in the pool a couple blocks down. Keep in mind, my parents still lived in New York at this time, I just didn't know they would be near where our dorms were that night. So, drunk as I was, I stumbled down the road and hopped the fence. I stripped and jumped into the pool, with the rest of the guys behind the bushes with a freaking video camera. In my drunken bliss I barely noticed the other people there, in the other end of the pool until I heard Mark shrieking. He was saying something like 'Naked! Parents! Derek run!' So I turn around and see my freaking parents NAKED with their friends, having a drink. And I'm naked and now frantic. I hop out of the pool; grab the nearest piece of clothing, and bolt, following the guys back to the dorm. I never heard the end of it for years."
"Oh my god!" Addison squealed. "That is SO great!"
"Great? Great, Addison? Seriously? You need help." Derek glared.
"Relax, McDreamy." Cristina piped up.
"I am your superior, Yang; you do not get to speak to me that way."
She rolled her eyes in response, and Meredith laughed. She crawled over to Derek and plopped herself in his lap, causing Cristina to laugh manically.
"Damn," Alex commented. "They get wasted fast!"
"Wasted? Who's wasted?" Meredith questioned, putting on a face of innocence.
"You are!" Derek kissed his drunken girlfriend on the lips.
"Let's finish this game." Addison said. "I'll go."
"Never have I ever had a threesome."
"Pssh!" Mark grinned and put his glass to his lips. Followed quickly by Meredith and Alex.
"I don't even wanna know." Derek shook his head, looking at Meredith. "I'm getting tired of this game." He stood up, but Meredith caught his hand and dragged him back down.
"Oh, feisty." Addison raised an eyebrow.
"Some of us aren't drunk enough to stop!" Cristina objected, eyes on Addison, Alex, Izzie and Mark.
"How come it takes so long for you to get wasted anyway, McSteamy?" Meredith batted her eyelids at Mark. "You've downed your glass each round."
He shrugged. "Don't know. I'm a pro."
Izzie rolled her eyes. She was getting quite sick of him. Earlier, he would have been all over Addison if Alex hadn't gotten to her first, and now he wanted her. What a pig.
"We'll do another couple rounds and then you can, can, can, go. Go go go." Cristina trailed off and sipped at her 4th beer.
"Alright. Never have I ever kissed a member of the same sex." Alex said.
Only Addison swallowed the rum in her glass and Derek and Mark laughed at her. They remembered that incident all too well.
"Add?" Alex questioned. "Details?"
"No." She crossed her arms.
"Please, baby." Alex begged.
"You're a pig." Addison rolled her eyes.
Alex knew better than to push her, so he growled and sat back. Meredith and Cristina were too drunk to care, and Izzie wasn't one to push an attending either, so the topic of Addison's kissing another girl was dropped. For now.
"That's it. I'm done. I'm going to the front of the plane." Derek pushed Meredith off his lap gently and stood up. "I suggest that all those who are drunk stay here, so you don't wake the chief and Dr. Bailey."
Izzie shrugged. She would go sit with George or something at the front. Alex was irritated with Addison and her refusal to share her story, so he got up and followed Derek and Izzie to the front, leaving 4 surgeons in the bedroom.
Cristina and Meredith were huddled in a corner of the room, each clutching a bottle of tequila for dear life. Mark and Addison sat on the bed, each quietly sipping their rum and scotch, and watching Cristina and Meredith who were giggling like teenagers at an empty condom wrapper in the trashcan.
"So, Addie, how are you?" Mark winked at the red head next to him.
Addison was on her way to being completely drunk as she finished the rum in her bottle and reached over to grab the scotch out of Mark's hands. "Fine. I'm fine."
"Hey!" he snapped. "Get your own!"
"Markieee!" Addison whined. "Gimme! Cristina and Meredith are hogging all the tequila!"
Mark held the bottle higher above him, but Addison was smart in her drunken state. She dropped the empty bottle in her hand and jumped on Mark's chest, causing him to groan in surprise. Addison laughed as she got hold of the bottle and brought it to her lips.
Meredith looked up and tapped Cristina excitedly. "Look! Ex she- Shepard and McSteamy are about to get it oonnnn!"
Cristina laughed. She was completely different in her drunken state. "Maybe we should tell Evil Spawn!"
"Let's wait till the good stuff starts." Meredith grinned. "I'll go get more of this!" She exited the bedroom and returned seconds later with a re-supply of tequila and scotch.
Happy with their alcohol supply, Cristina and Meredith sat back to watch the spectacle, unknowingly to the drunk pair about to get it on.
As Addison sat atop Mark's torso and sipped the scotch, he idly played with her hair, twirling it around his fingers.
"Addie. Addie. Son. Addieson. "Mark slurred. "You are so pretty."
Addison giggled and leaned down to kiss Mark's lips. He was surprised, even drunk, but he returned the kiss, and pushed the thought of how angry Alex would be, out of his mind.
A/N: Okay! That was long! But quite fun. Will Addison have sex with Mark after she got it on with Alex hours before? Will Alex walk in? Will someone stop them? And when will Bailey and the chief wake up and realize that their surgeons are in a world of trouble? Keep on reading to find out! And PLEASE review if you read! Thanks!