It was a peaceful day in Konohagakure... until I had my way with it.
Currently, Naruto is running through the streets. "The British are coming the British are coming!"

Sasuke, upon hearing this, "Oh no! They're going to steal my nose! To the Uchiha bunker!" He then proceeds to full a panel out of the ground, and jump in.

Sakura, Ino, and numerous other fangirls "WE WILL PROTECT SASUKE-KUN'S NOSE WITH OUR LIFE!" They then proceed to jump in after him..."AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" See ya teme.

With Kakashi, "Why am I reading this smut again?"

Anko, whom is nearby, "OMFG! KAKASHI CALLED HIS BOOK SMUT! IT'S THE END OF HUMANITY!"

Hinata, "Oh no! I must tell Naruto-kun I love him before the world ends!" She then proceeds to chase said boy, whom is still yelling some nonsense about the British. "Come back Naruto-kun! I love you!"

With Kiba and Shino, "Hm. Worlds gonna end. What do you think Akamaru?" "Arf!" "Yeah. Too bad. You Shino?"

Shino, "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!"

Kiba "WTF!?" Shino then proceeds to give Kiba and Akamaru the worst case of fleas in all humanity. Go figure.

With Chouji and Shikamaru, "You know what Shikamaru? I'm not hungry." "Really. Strange. Wanna train?" "Sure."

Asuma, "OMFG! SHIKAMARU WANTS TO TRAIN AND CHOUJI ISN'T HUNGRY! IT'S ANOTHER SIGN! I LOVE YOU KURENAI!"

Kurenai, "I LOVE YOU TOO ASUMA- wait, aren't you dead?" "I dunno. Am I?" "Who cares." She then proceeds to pull Asuma into her house, and I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

All in all, Konoha Has gone hay wire, Orochimaru doesn't want to be imortal anymore, Tsunade loves Jiraiya's perverted ways, Jiraiya hates being a pervert, and Akatsuki is producing it's own reality TV show having given up on capturing the nine bijuu. All because Naruto ran through Konoha shouting "The British are coming!" THE END!

(With the author) "Hey guys! I just finished the craziest fanfic ever!" Yami, "You're crazy." Kyuubi, "Why aren't I in it?" Me, "Couldn't figure out how to add you in. Maybe some reviewer will give us another idea for a crack fic with you in it." Kyuubi, "Damnit." Readers, "What kinda crack you on, and gimme." To the readers, "REVIEW OR WE STARVE NARUTO OF HIS RAMEN!" Naruto, "OMFG! NOT THE RAMEN! ANYTHING BUT THE RAMEN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, REVIEW!"