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The Final Chapter
Chapter 20
(Harry Potter)
FLASH BACK
"I hope you all have your homework ready to hand in" Chi said standing once again at the front of the class room.
"But you didn't set us any homework" Harry said, he had found out earlier that Harry could get away with a lot more than anyone else in the class.
"I didn't?"
"No" Ron said
"Then what did I do last lesson?"
"Well you are the teacher" Draco whispered to Pansy, but unfortunately because of the acoustics in the classroom Draco's voice could have been heard in the hallway outside of the classroom.
"What did you say?" Chi said glaring at the blonde whom she had severely hexed last time he insulted her, and then had gotten told off by the head teacher because you were not allowed to hex students.
"Don't worry it doesn't matter" Draco stuttered out, not wanted to be hexed again, that was just embarrassing, Malfoys do not get hexed!
"Good" Chi said, she actually hadn't heard what Malfoy said, but she had just guessed by the stunned looks on the Slytherin faces and the smirks on the Gryffindor faces, a strange turn around, so she guessed the Draco Malfoy had said something, again. "Now today we will be learning what to do if you lose your wand, and cannot get it back"
"Punch them on the nose" Ron said to Harry, remembering their first year incident, which Malfoy and the trophy room.
"Exactly Mr Weasley" Chi said, shocking Ron "You have to learn to defend your self, otherwise what would you do, Dean?"
"Ummm run away"
"Very Gryffindor" Chi said laughing "Seamus what would you do?"
"Ummm hide somewhere"
"Yes you could do that to, but wouldn't any of you attempt to disarm them using muggle techniques? No well I will teach you, kicking is very important, if you kick your opponent in the knee they will collapse, thus disarming them"
"Do you think Professor McGonagall knows about this technique of duelling?"
"Probably not, imagine us lot being taught to fight, we fight enough as it is" Harry laughed
"Right everyone get in to pairs" Chi said
"What!" Hermione said "We can't do this!"
Knock, Knock
"What's that?" Chi said looking around the classroom; the knocking hadn't come from the door.
All of a sudden a door to a large cupboard, the one which Lupin has used in his classes, which had been moved in to the defence room, opened, and Professor Snape fell out of it.
"It's another Bogart!" Neville yelled backing off
"No I am not" Snape said
"How do we know" Chi said
"Because I am, and who are you?"
"I am the new defence against the dark arts teacher, and I don't know why I am telling a Bogart!" Chi said, then zapped the 'would be Bogart' with the anti-Bogart spell.
"I am not a Bogart!" Snape yelled, feeling a bit wobbly after being zapped with a spell which did nothing, and he had been stuck in that cupboard for a month.
"Neville go and get Professor McGonagall, she will be able to tell if this is an impostor"
"I am not…" Snape began, but then was kicked in the shine by what Snape perceived to be a four foot dwarf with an attitude problem. "Ouch, what the heck was that for?"
"Oh Snape swore, that does it that must be an impostor!" Harry said to Ron who burst out laughing, then fell in to even more fits of laughed when Chi kicked him again, this time knocking him to the floor and started to tie him up.
"I hope this really is Snape, he will never live it down" Ron said
"Yes but if it is Snape that means that he must still have his magic, or he wouldn't have been able to get here, the castle is protected from those who have no magic remember"
"Damn, that means that he was on the good side all along" Harry said
"But he killed Dumbledore!" Ron said
"He must have had a really good reason, or Harry's spell would have taken away Snape's powers" Hermione said
"What is going on in here!?" Professor McGonagall said suddenly appearing in the door way, followed by an out of breath Neville.
"This thing just fell out of that wardrobe" Chi said pointing to Snape, who had been tied completely up and had also been gagged.
"Professor Snape" Professor McGonagall said "Students back to their rooms"
The class filed out of the room
"You know what this means don't you" Harry said
"What?"
"Snape saved us again" Harry said "Our knees will live to see another day"
Snape was then replaced Chi for the next year, as Professor McGonagall didn't find teaching children how to beat up their enemies very useful and banned everyone from practising it.
END OF FLASHBACK
"Wake up! Wake up Harry; you have your final day of classes today, then you can lay in all you want!" Darren said. Darren had gotten up really early that morning as he found it hard to sleep, his boyfriend was graduating his Elvin School today, though Harry insisted in calling it 'higher learning', but that didn't change the fact that he was completing his Elvin education along with the sixteen year old elves.
Harry was turning twenty eight on the thirty first of July.
"I'm up, I'm up" Harry said to his pillow, they, Harry, Darren, Mr Crepsely, Ron and Hermione had moved in to Harry's family's house. Vancha and Chi also stopped by from time to time, but not as often as they were mostly found in the forest, but when they did come the house was always turned upside down.
"No your not" Darren said walking over to the impressive wardrobes which stood in their bedroom, to the left of the massive Queen sized bed they had. He pulled out Harry's school uniform, yes the Queen had insisted that Harry had to wear a uniform, which wasn't that embarrassing to begin with, as he was seventeen when he first started wearing it, but when he entered the class room to meet his new class mates and found a bunch of four to five year olds, it did get slightly embarrassing, and Remus wouldn't let him live it down. "Just think this is the last ever day you have to wear uniform, and your only doing two lessons this morning, then you will have your leavers assembly."
"Yes then tomorrow I have my elfish literature paper, then the day after that I have a revision class for Latin mathematics! Thursday will be my only lie in day!"
"Yes, but then on Friday we are going to see the Order aren't we" Darren said pulling open the curtains then hissing and pulling them shut again. He had transformed in to a complete Vampire just after they moved in to the house, but the elves knew a potion that Darren and Mr Crepsely could drink, which created a barrier between the sun and their skin, and still Vancha refused to take it and spent a lot of time looking like a giant tomato.
"I am not feeling very well" Harry said sitting up, Darren couldn't resist looking at his soon to be husband's chest, Harry tended to sleep naked and that suited Darren just fine. Darren had proposed to Harry a couple of years ago, but wanted to wait until Harry left school until they got married and they had plenty of time considering how long wizards and vampires lived. "I think I am going to be sick" Harry jumped up and ran to the bathroom, terrifying Ron who happened to be walking past to the library, to find Hermione, which was opposite Harry and Darren's room.
(Ron Weasley)
"Harry please put some clothes on!" Ron said, then heard Harry vomit "Is he alright" He said to Darren
"I hope so; he has all his exams coming up"
"Yer, Hermione is freaking out about them" Hermione was admitted to the school as an honourer elf, so she joined Harry's class, in what muggle terms would have been year three. "Didn't sleep at all last night, she kept making me test her on that literature paper she has to sit tomorrow"
"Harry hasn't done any revision for that yet" Darren said, "I walking in to the library and he will have the books open, but he would be on the internet" They had taken the computer with them to the new house.
"Did you just say that Harry hasn't done any revision!?" Hermione said coming out of the library. Ron and Hermione had gotten married when they were twenty four, they had, had an elfish wedding, and they had been trying to have children for four years, when Hermione had finally come down pregnant last week, during the time that she didn't want to during the exams, Harry had said that it was sod's law.
"Hermione, clam down, panicking isn't good for the baby" Ron said, they had told Harry and Darren, but they hadn't told the grandparents to be yet, they wanted to wait, just to make sure that nothing bad happened, or if it was just a mistake. They heard Harry throw up again.
"Is he okay?" Hermione asked concerned
"I hope so" Darren said knocking on the bath room door, which was next to the library. "Harry? I am coming in okay?" Darren opened the door and took the clothes he had gotten out for him with him.
"You don't think he is pregnant to do? Because you do that" Ron said
"I don't think so, because Vampires are infertile, they can't have children"
"But he is the son of Desmond tiny" Ron said "Lady Evanna can have children"
"I don't know we would have to research it, can male wizards get pregnant?"
"I don't know, I think so, but they would have to use potions and stuff to do that"
"Well then, why don't we go to the library and see what we can find, there could be information in all those Wizarding books Harry is always getting from the book shop, which he never gets around to reading"
"Yer maybe, but there are so many" Ron said following Hermione, who had walked back in to the library.
"Not that many"
"What if he isn't even pregnant?"
"Well then he will still need to know the information, so that they know whether or not they need to use protection"
"Ick Hermione I don't want to think about it"
"Well, if you had not been so stupid not to use a condom then I wouldn't have gotten pregnant during my exam period"
"But I thought that we didn't need to, because… well you're the one who should have checked!"
"ME! WHY ME! You're the one with the…"
"Whoa, what's going on in here, I don't want blood on my carpet thanks, this flooring is antique" Harry said, now dressed
"Harry are you okay now? You still look a bit peaky; go downstairs you should have your temperature taken" Hermione mothered taking Harry out of the room.
"She reminds me of your mother" Darren said, who had come in the room after Hermione had taken Harry down the hallway.
"Don't say that" Ron said screwing up his nose "But she does" He admitted
(Hermione Granger)
"…and so we decide to come to you and ask you, what do you think?" Hermione said to Mr Tall, they (Ron and Hermione) had been through all the books in the library, but they couldn't find anything. So they had decided to go to Mr Tall, Darren's half-brother, to see if he knew if Darren had inherited the gift to have children.
"Well I believe that he can" Mr Tall said slowly, clearly thinking about it "But the child would be very powerful, very powerful what with Darren's magic, which he cannot access, and Harry's magic the child will be the most powerful that history has ever written yet"
"But if Darren cannot use his magic, doesn't that make the baby a half-blood?" Ron said, not really knowing how to express what he meant, so he used the word half-blood.
"No, because Harry's powers are very strong, so the magic would be unbounded" Mr Tall said "But the chances of either of them getting pregnant is four thousand nine trillion to one"
"So does that mean that Harry is just sick?"
"You had better hope so, or you will have many difficult years attempting to control a child which is stronger than everyone in this dimension and that power mixed with Harry and Darren's stubbornness well you can imagine" Hermione gulped
"Wow, Harry can never have anything normal can he?" Ron said imaging what it would be like
"Define normal Ron"
"Well…"
"Yes well I must be going, I have a show to run, we found very good business good day" Then Mr Tall disappeared
"Well I had better be going to school other wise I will be late, see you later" Hermione said, then left the clearing which they had met Mr Tall fifteen minutes ago.
(Harry Potter)
Harry had finished school, but had walked back by himself because Hermione wanted to ask there literature teacher a million and one questions before they left, so he had told her he would meet her at home.
He opened the door to their house and walked in to the living room, where he could see Darren asleep on the sofa. He walked past the gigantic mirror which they had in the hall way and remembered the very first night when he had first discovered he had feelings for Darren and he also remembered the practical joke that he had played on Mad-eye Moody, which he had never admitted to he had given Moody a make over, including plucking his eyebrows and finding a suitable foundation for him to wear, it had taken him minutes to set it all up, but Mad-eye didn't seem to appreciate it, apparently because no-one took him seriously because of his eyebrows and eye shadow which wouldn't come off for a week. Then he felt nature calling, so he went to the bathroom, and he remembered that Hermione had spare pregnancy testes in the top draw of the unit by the sink, well, if I try it and it is negative I can stop them all from worrying Harry has overheard Ron and Hermione talking that morning. And if it is positive, well I can just make way from there, here goes nothing.
Harry took it out of the box, and went to the toilet.
A couple of minutes later, Harry had placed it under a cup and was sitting on the edge of the bath. Then he remembered that, that was the cup that everyone used when they were brushing their teeth, and made a mental note to clean it.
The times he had set went off two minutes. He once again looked at the back of the packet the test had come in, 'one hundred percent certain' it said 'if it turns blue congratulations, if it turns Orange your not pregnant". Harry lifted the cup, it was blue.
"Darren!" Harry called down the stairs
Authors note:
Thank you for reading that is the last chapter of this story.
I hope you enjoyed reading it and I enjoyed reading the reviews that I got, most of them made me laugh and all of them were extremely helpful in getting ideas for my story. I will hopefully be starting another story soon, but it might take me a while because I am currently sitting my GCSE's and I really should be revising!
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