"Aang, Momo's mad at you." Toph randomly said to the meditating Avatar. Aang opened one of his eyes curiously.
"Why is Momo mad at me?" he asked, turning around to face Toph, who was sitting on top of a large rock next to him, eating nuts out of a small bag with Momo on her shoulder.
"He says he doesn't like bald people." Toph stated, her eyes closed, grinning slightly. Aang raised an eyebrow inquisitively.
"Does Momo have anything else to say?" he asked questioningly, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.
"Yes, actually he does. He says that you should give me your bison whistle." Toph said matter-of-factly, popping a nut into her mouth. Aang laughed.
"Never question the Momo, Twinkletoes." Toph said immediately, as if she expected him to ask that. Her eyes were still closed. Aang grinned, eager to hear more of what 'Momo' had to say.
"Anything else?" he asked. Toph shrugged.
"I don't know, let me see…" Toph picked the squeaking Momo off her shoulder and put his mouth near her ear. Aang just stared. She nodded her head, as if listening to Momo speak, then placed him back on her shoulder.
"He said that you should stop liking Sugarqueen, and move on to someone else." Toph replied, dangling her feet off the rock. Aang raised his eyebrows. Toph shrugged, sensing his confusion, and ate another nut.
"That's what Momo says. What Momo says, goes." she said, smiling. Aang laughed.
"Well, tell Momo thank you very much for his advice, and make sure to give him this message." Aang brushed back Toph's bangs and kissed her cheek. She felt her face flush. Quickly thinking of a witty remark to cover her blush, she replied:
"Momo says he's too busy to accept such a message, and he says that if you have any more messages of that type, then you should give them to his secretary." Toph tried to hide her grin by blowing her bangs back onto her face.
"Oh? And who's her secretary?"
"Bosco." Toph popped another nut into her mouth.
A/N: Yet another fic of mine in which Toph tries to tell Aang to stop liking Katara. Due to my AWS, I am writing pointless, Taang drabbly-things. Sorry about the suckiness, I just need something to do until Season Three.