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I Know a Song That Can Get on Anyone's Nerves
It was a beautiful day in the Konoha village, and many of the gennin were practicing for upcoming missions. One of those practicing was Sasuke, who was in the forest, using a tree as a punching bag. At least, that was until he heard a familiar and oh-so-irritating voice.
"Oy, Sasuke!" Naruto called from up in a tree.
"I'm busy, what do you want?" Sasuke replied, irritated.
"I made up a new song today, do you want to hear it?" Naruto questioned.
"Do I really have a choice?" Sasuke asked, getting more annoyed by the moment.
"Nope!" Naruto said happily, and he started to sing,
"Ninety-nine bowls of Ramen to eat, Ninety-nine bowls of Ramen!
Take one down; slurp it all down, Ninety-eight bowls of Ramen to eat!"
"Great, very nice, now please go away and leave me alone," Sasuke said, exasperated. But instead, Naruto just continued to sing.
"Ninety-eight bowls of Ramen to eat, Ninety-eight bowls of Ramen!
Take one down; slurp it all down, Ninety-seven bowls of Ramen to eat!"
"Shut up Naruto," Sasuke demanded. The song was really getting on his nerves. He tried to ignore it, but Naruto just kept singing. He kept going on until finally, after three hours, he reached what was supposed to be the end.
"One bowl of Ramen to eat, one bowl of Ramen!
Take it down; slurp it all down, no bowls of Ramen to eat!
No more bowls of Ramen to eat, no more bowls of Ramen!
Go to the store; buy ninety-nine more, Ninety-nine bowls of Ramen to eat!"
And Naruto then just continued, starting over from the beginning. Sasuke couldn't take it anymore!
"NARUTO! SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sasuke screamed at the top of his lungs, trying very hard not to just kill Naruto. However, his screaming didn't work, and Sasuke finally pulled out some kunai and threw them at Naruto, careful not to hit any vital spots. Even after that, Naruto just kept singing, if anything, he simply got louder.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!" Sasuke screamed, and he threw more kunai, and ran screaming out of the forest. Unfortunately, he failed to realize that Naruto had finally lost consciousness, so Naruto just hung there until Kakashi came by.
"What are you doing, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
"Hahaha! Even you, one of the most power ninjas in this country doesn't recognize me! I will finally be able to destroy the world, but this time, I will use this most deadly song!" the supposed Naruto cackled evilly.
"Huh? Oh, it's just the nine-tailed fox. Night-night foxy," Kakashi said lazily before kicking Naruto in the stomach, effectivly knocking him unconscious. A few seconds later, Naruto awoke, confusion evident on his face.
"Huh? What am I doing in the forest? I thought I was about to eat breakfast?" Naruto asked aloud, looking up at Kakashi who was getting him off the tree.
"Don't worry about it Naruto, just go home. Oh, and I advise you not bother Sasuke for a while, he might kill you… literally." Kakashi said before walking off to who knows where.
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