A/N- So this pretty much started when my best friend and I decided that it would be funny if we put the cast of Grey's Anatomy on Survivor… So we started emailing each other back and forth and this is what we came up with.

It starts off very brief, but as we got more into it the sections become longer and longer… we just had so much fun! The two tribes are named after us- Our last names actually! We were each in control of a tribe (until the merge anyway… then we just took it in turns).

Oh and by the way, it's so not meant to be serious.

'Outwit, Outlast, Outplay.'

Jeff Probst introduces the game. this season of Survivor is set in Indonesia and will be the most difficult of all so far...

the tribes are as follows- The Marshalls which consists of Cristina, Callie, Addy, Olivia, Derek, Alex, Finn, and Denny.

And the Jurds which consists of Meredith, Mark, Chief, Sydney, Bailey, Burke, George, and Izzie.

Each tribe has been dropped off a few miles from shore and must paddle to the beach, and then follow a map with instructions on how to find their camp.

The Jurds get of to a great start as they all pull together to paddle their way to the beach... However once they get there things are not so easy and an argument breaks out between Burke and Mark over which way to go. It turns out that most people agree with Burke which makes Mark sulk all the way to their camp.

The Marshall's get off to a terrible start as their raft starts to sink. However, the boys save the day by swimming all the way to the beach leaving the girls to paddle but stay relatively dry. Once on land both Derek and Cristina seem to want to take charge of the group, but luckily they appear to be on the same wave length, for now. Without so much as an argument they get the tribe to their camp with relative ease.

The Jurd tribe settles in quite nicely but some members (Mark and Meredith) can't help but make fun of the Chief's wheely suitcase. Mark strongly suspects that he is a bit of a weakling, and not the sort who should be playing survivor.

At the Immunity challenge his suspicions are confirmed as the Chief can't keep up with the rest of the tribe causing them to lose... Mark and Burke in particular are very angry about this and even the girls seem quite pissed off.

Surprise surprise the first person voted out that night is the Chief in a seven to one vote (the Chief voted for Mark).

The Marshalls lose the next immunity challenge after losing the reward challenge as well. In both instances it was Olivia who let them down. It turns out this Beauty Therapist from Texas doesn't like to creepy crawlies or heights and unfortunately for her team freaked out when confronted by both.

Olivia is the first person voted out of the Marshall tribe and appeared to be quite relieved when the names were read out. Olivia voted for Alex because he rejected her when she put the moves on him...

In the Jurd Tribe Meredith Bailey and Mark have formed an alliance, and Izzie and George have formed an alliance…

The tribe is feeling very cocky as they have won the last two challenges in a row, and when they win the next reward challenge as well (blankets and a tarp) they believe that they are unstoppable. However they quickly discover that this is not the case when they are trounced by the Marshalls at the immunity challenge.

When they arrive back at camp things start to get a bit bitchy as Mark wants to get rid of Burke because he sees him as a threat… and Izzie wants to ditch Sydney because she is just so annoying.

At Tribal council Burke votes for Sydney cause he can't stand her either.. and Sydney being an idiot votes for Meredith cause she knows Mer isn't in danger of going. This leaves a tie... and when they have to vote again Mer votes for Sydney because she is pissed at her!

The third person voted off is Sydney.

After the Marshall tribe loses the next immunity challenge all the contestants start scrambling trying to work out who will vote for whom. Addy and Callie have decided to form an alliance because they believe that they are the only sane chicks out here. Meanwhile, Cristina, Derek and Alex are all trying to be head honcho that they finally decide they should stop fighting and just vote together and then they can fight it out at the end.

However, no one needs to vote as while Denny is collecting firewood he has another heart attack and is rushed to hospital.

Making him the 4th person out.

The Jurds are sad when they hear about Denny, and hope that he is doing okay, however the Marshall tribe seems to be better off without him as they win the reward and immunity challenges easily.

When they return to camp Burke points out that in the last challenge George tripped over his own feet, causing many people to be seriously concerned at his lack of physical ability...

Meredith thinks that he's very sweet but not much use, although she does like how he follows her around like a little puppy dog, which Mark thinks is pathetic, despite the fact that he keeps cracking on to her too... and she doesn't seem to mind too much since they are now sleeping next to each other.

Izzie campaigns hard for George to stay and has managed to get on Meredith's good side, they like to hang out and bitch about the bigger girl on the other team who is overly aggressive at all the challenges… they think her name is Callie?

At the end of the day Mark is fairly happy to vote for Burke again as he thinks he is God and his arrogance is pissing everybody off a lot more now that Sydney has left.

At Tribal council Burke is the 5th person voted out in a four to two vote, and he is really unhappy about it!

Next time on survivor…

Finn being the vet he is will not eat any fish that Derek is catching for the team. This causes a major rift between them and they are now not speaking to each other. It wouldn't bother the team that much except for the fact that they are both so stubborn this rift carries on in to the challenge.

Unfortunately, the challenge requires one member to yell out directions to the others who are trying to find puzzle pieces on the beach – they are blind folded. The team chooses Derek to be their overseer, figuring he has a good eye for detail being a neurosurgeon and all... However, they don't bank on just how stubborn he is.

Derek refuses to give Finn any instruction, leaving the team with no hope of winning. Victory goes to the Jurds.

Back at camp, Callie, Addy and Finn are gunning for Derek. The strong alliance for 3 is gunning for Finn. It appears to be a tie, until that is Alex puts the moves on Addy...

Because she hasn't had sex for a long time she breaks down after Alex promises her some nocky if she votes for Finn.

Needless to say...

6th person voted out is Finn

The Jurds wonder who will go next from the Marshall tribe. Meredith hopes that Derek will stay as she finds him very interesting. Mark says he seems like a cool guy and there might be a possible alliance with him and Cristina. Particularly as Bailey is starting to get on their nerves, mainly because she keeps bitching about how no one in their camp is doing any work.

Mark just says that he is too good looking to work.

George comments that he is intrigued by Callie (probably as he is still getting no where with Meredith), Izzie is seriously pissed over this and starts to doubt that she will take him to the final two…

They all wonder when the merge will happen.

The merge occurs at sunrise, the tribes meet at their new beach.

George and Callie start flirting right away, as does Meredith and Derek. Nobody has seen Addy and Alex for awhile; I wonder where they have gone off to...?

Izzy, Cristina and Bailey start constructing the new shelter with no help from anyone as Mark is sitting down taking it easy...

Mark and Meredith get into a fight as Meredith accuses him of checking out too many of the other chicks and he keeps talking about how hot that Addison is... Mark retaliates by saying that she seems very interested in Derek who keeps looking at her with sex in his eyes...

At the reward challenge, Meredith manages to win the obstacle course race because she is so skinny, she can slide under and around all the obstacles easier than everyone else. The reward is a luxurious BBQ and swim at a nearby waterfall. She can take one person with her, and not wanting to piss off Mark too much she chooses Cristina who came second in the challenge. Besides she kind of likes Cristina.

Meredith and Cristina get on so well during their outing that they decide they should align and take Izzy and Derek with them. Meredith is getting increasingly annoyed with Mark and increasingly intrigued by Derek. Meredith decides not to tell Mark that she no longer trusts him or is going to help him.

When they arrive back at camp they discover...

That Mark has stolen Addy away from Alex! Mark the man whore has seduced Addison and Alex is so angry that he has approached Derek about getting rid of the two of them ASAP. Bailey finds the whole thing immature and ridiculous, but feels like she needs to be true to her original alliance and so is sticking with Mark, who now has Izzie on his side as she is feeling abandoned by George.

Mark is out to get Alex and Alex is out to get Mark.

Meredith immediately turns against Mark and is comforted by Derek and Cristina who has named them McDreamy and McSteamy. They are now a tight group of three (although Cristina is not entirely comfortable with the eyes that Derek and Meredith are making at each other.

Then at the immunity challenge...

Jeff shows the contestants the new immunity idol. Everybody wants it. But only some really need it.

The challenge consists of a swim leg to get a bag at the bottom of the ocean, then running into the jungle for the second bag and finally assembling the 3d puzzle pieces back on the beach.

Derek, Mark and Alex get off to a flying start with Cristina not far behind. In fact due to her large lung capacity she starts the swim back in front of all the boys. However they are even when they hit the beach.

The other girls and George are still swimming, with Bailey really struggling. It looks to be a 3 men and 1 woman race...

The run in the jungle proves particularly difficult for Mark and Alex. They battle with each other the whole way and just end up getting into a fight and complete forget about the task at hand.

2 contestants remain...

Cristina gets back to the beach before Derek and starts to assemble her puzzle a few minutes later the Meredith and Izzie arrive with their bags, the race is on!

Meanwhile no one has seen Alex and Mark.

As the race draws to an end it seems inevitable that Derek will take the idol away however at the last moment he discovers he made a vital mistake and Cristina has victory!

(Alex and Mark were found in the jungle by Mark Burnett and given a warning about misconduct in challenges)

Things are very tense when the tribe arrives back at camp.

Mark and Alex have cooled off somewhat and are simply not speaking to each other. No one mentions Alex's swollen jaw or Marks black eye.

Addison decides to avoid them both and so starts hanging out with Meredith, Derek and Cristina.

This is really annoying for the three of them as they just want her to piss off so they can talk about when to vote her off. George comes to their rescue and takes Addison with him to fetch water. Little do they know that he was actually hoping to form an alliance with her, Callie and maybe Izzie.

Meredith, Derek and Cristina talk with Alex when they are gone and plan to vote off Mark. Meredith suggests that they also try to get Izzie and even Bailey to come across... But Bailey seems set on her original alliance with Mark...

Cristina suggests that perhaps Alex needs to work his mojo some more with Addison, thus getting her to vote off Mark. Meredith suggests that he tell her that Mark has very bad breath first thing in the morning.

This makes Derek upset with Meredith, and he goes off fishing in a huff.

The tribe heads to tribal council in the rain and are all very tense as they arrive...

The first question Jeff asks to Alex and Mark is how their injuries are. Neither seems to want to talk about it, but being Jeff Probst he keeps asking and eventually gets an answer out of Alex.

"He stole my girl Jeff, he's an arrogant dk, so I had to punch him in the face"

Mark jumps out of his seat and starts to go at again; Derek intervenes and gets hit by a wayward punch from Mark. After having some doubt in his mind as to whether he should vote for Mark, this seals the deal.

Jeff decides to start the vote instead of asking any more questions as he is afraid of another fight...

One by one the contestants walk up to the voting area and speak their peace. Addison is the last to vote and seems to take much longer then the others.

1st vote - Mark

2nd vote - Alex

3rd vote - Meredith

4th vote - Mark

5th vote - Alex

6th vote - Mark

7th vote - Mark

8th vote - The 7th person voted out is Mark.

He leaves gracefully, even though his pride is hurt.

We later discover that Meredith, Derek, Cristina, George, Callie, Izzie and Alex all voted for Mark. While Bailey stuck with Mark and voted for Alex. The single vote for Meredith came from Addison, as she did not want to vote for either of her fellas.

Back at camp...

Meredith is super pissed that someone voted for her again, and has a big rant about how unfair it is. No one will admit to it and Addison is barely saying a word to anyone. Meredith suspects that it is either Addy or Callie who voted for her and confides to Derek that she wants Addy out next. Then they go off into the jungle for a rather long time and come out all mussed and red faced.

George wanders off with tears in his eyes...

Meredith and Cristina quietly discuss an alliance to the final two; they plan to take Derek, Alex and Izzie into their alliance... and take down all the rest one by one, starting with Addison.

Callie goes after George and finds him moping on the beach complaining about how he saw Meredith first, and it's not his fault his hair doesn't go that way...

At the reward challenge...The contestants are required to use a slingshot and shoot plates with their opponent's names on them. Each player has 3 named plates, when all your plates are gone you are out.

After round 1 Addison and Cristina were knocked out, Meredith, Alex and Callie had 1 down each and Derek, Bailey, Izzie and George had all remaining.

After round 2 Callie and Alex were gone. George still had all of his plates.

The 3rd round saw Meredith knocked out by George. Derek knocked out by Izzie, Bailey take George's first plate.

The last round consisted of Bailey with 1 plate left and George with 2. If George could hit Bailey's plate he would win. He did! - It turns out every Thanksgiving he and his brothers go out with their father and try to take home a turkey.

His reward was a boat ride to a deserted island for a picnic lunch. He could take one person but who would it be and what would the reaction be back at camp?

Izzie was very excited as she was sure George would take her... after all they did have an alliance to the final two! However to her shock and dismay, George chooses Callie! It turns out those two have become more hot and heavy than anyone else realized.

Back at the camp Izzie is fuming and immediately approaches Meredith about an alliance. Meredith says she was always going to approach Izzie about an alliance but was waiting for the right time... Izzie says they should go to the final two together, and Meredith agrees... little does poor Izzie know that Meredith has a final two alliance with Cristina… oh and there was also that promise she made to Derek...

Izzie wants Callie gone next over Addison. Meredith says that she will talk to the others and get back to her.

Bailey is feeling more and more alone since Mark left... not that she ever liked Mark but without him she feels insecure and starts to bond with Addison.

Derek keeps bitching about how George doesn't need a picnic lunch and Callie certainly doesn't... He is all worried about how much weight Meredith has lost and insists upon giving her all his fish at lunchtime...

When George and Callie return they find...

... Cristina yelling at Derek about the fishing gear. She wants him to give the snorkel and spear to her so that she can have a go at catching fish because anything he brings back he won't share. But he has become so protective for this gear that he won't let her.

Everyone is trying to calm Cristina down but nothing will work. Nothing that is, except that smell of roast chicken that comes wafting from the container George is carrying. The pair decided that they should bring some food back for the others to share to try and bring some peace and love into the group.

Everyone sits down and eats food together and for a couple of hours they forget that the game even exists.

The next day at the immunity challenge...

They discover that the challenge is food related! As in they have to eat bugs and spiders and worms and scorpions and all manner of disgusting things... the last person/people to get the item down in each round is eliminated.

The first round is a long wriggly worm... no one is surprised when Addison chokes on hers and is eliminated.

The second round will see two people eliminated and is a small cup full of fish eyes. Surprisingly everyone gets them down except Alex, who can't stomach them and throws them up all over the place much to everyone's disgust (and Georges delight)... unfortunately for George he was last to finish and is eliminated also.

Next round sees three people eliminated, and everyone is horrified when Jeff brings out Tarantulas for them to eat. Everyone manages to eat them but Meredith, Callie and Izzie are too slow…

Jeff says the final round will really test the last three survivors and the first one to get it all down will win Immunity. Cristina, Derek and Bailey are the final three...

Jeff brings out a covered tray and reveals three long glasses filled with what looks like blood. Jeff explains that it is an ancient Indonesian drink that is supposed to prolong life. It is the blood of a viper, and at the bottom of the glass is the viper's heart.

The survivors must down the whole glass including the heart at the bottom to win immunity.

When Jeff yells go... Derek just looks at the glass in disbelief... Bailey picks it up and takes one swallow before refusing to go any further…

Cristina however downs the whole glass including the heart at the bottom... securing her second immunity in a row!

The alliance of Cristina, Meredith and Derek discuss whether they should vote for Addison or Callie. Meredith is really gunning for Addison because she is convinced it was her who voted for her last time, especially after the plate challenge.

Izzie is trying really hard to get rid of Callie so that George has more time for her.

Addison and Bailey discuss who they are voting for, but never really talk about forming an alliance.

Callie is feeling quite worried about going home and so she and George decide to vote for Addison hoping the others do the same.

Alex is still not sure, but it will probably be Callie. Even though Addison does nothing around camp he is still sweet on her.

Everyone goes to tribal council unsure of what each other will be doing…

At tribal council Jeff asks how camp life is going and whether there are any tensions arising among the survivors...

No one says anything.

So he asks Meredith if she was angry last week about seeing her name and if that caused any problems... Meredith says that she was very hurt by the votes she has received and that she was angry after the last tribal council. She says she knows who voted for her but she is not going to let that be a deciding factor in who she votes for tonight. Everyone looks at her in surprise.

Jeff says its time to vote…

When the voting is done Jeff reads them out.

Addy

Callie

Derek

Derek

Callie

Addy

Callie

Callie

Callie

Next person out is Callie... and she is the first person on the Jury.

Derek looks extremely surprised and angry at his votes... George is really sad to see Callie go and gives her a big hug as she leaves.

Meredith gave in to Derek and Cristina and they voted for Callie who is the bigger threat (as Addy does nothing and comes last in everything...) Alex and Izzie also voted for Callie. Callie and George voted for Addy... and Bailey and Addy voted for Derek... as they think he is the mastermind of the Alliance (little do they know it's actually Cristina...)

Next time on survivor...