Hello, this is a Hermione/Draco pairing. I'm rating it T now and M later for possible future smut and this is Fanon (Fan fiction Harry Potter not Book Harry Potter so things like Draco being a whiny brat and the 6th book NEVER HAPPEN.)

Please I'm begging on my hands and knees, I am desperate for a Beta. My grammar is so dodgy.

Disclaimer: Now boys and girls let me just say that this is not really my work, well the plot is. Actually it's not; this plot is a culmination of all the Dramione fics I have loved and that are stuck in my head things like Slytherin sex god, well I sure didn't coin that phrase and JK never wrote that about Malfoy. Damn I'm babbling, sorry.

This writing is Hermione's writing

This writing is Draco's writing

And this is normal conversation

18 November

I HATE DRACO MALFOY! It's true I hate him. From his stupid white-blond hair to his stupid pureblood toes. Now apparently hate is a strong word. Good. Actually I just thought of a better one. Loathe. I loathe him. His sneer and callous remarks, his 'holier than thou' attitude, his insults and that bloody smirk that I just want to hex off his face, actually I did hex him. Diary I think people would be surprised at how much I really loathe him. I won't go into details today of how he yet again degraded and humiliated my friends and I.

I don't see how other girls can think he is sexy and call him…what was that name? Oh yes Slytherin sex god. I laughed so hard when I heard that.

Afterwards I have to admit I felt a little bad at hurting Lavenders feelings when she told me and I burst out laughing, but I couldn't help myself.

I mean 'Slytherin sex god'? No wonder that prat has such an inflated ego.

Still diary I wonder if there is something wrong with me…I just am simply not into dating. I honestly don't have time for it. Well I call it dating but I'm just being polite really it's like a huge pass the sex around… thing, all it would take would be on person to get aids or something and there would be a school epidemic. Hooking up is now the equivalent of holding hands in the old days; I think my parents would be horrified. But seriously is there something wrong with me? I realize I am carrying on a bit here it's just something Malfoy said. Never mind, I have to do prefect rounds and homework. The life of Hermione Granger- Thrilling isn't it?

She was pretty good, I reflected as I got off Lavender and out of her bed, spelling my clothes back on. I turned as I heard noises coming from the stairs and turned to the doorway. Someone was coming! I looked around and then leaped behind the nearest curtain. I peeked around the thick fabric to watch who was entering. It was Granger. I considered my options.

I could stay hidden behind the curtain like some weak coward or I could have some fun. Well no choice there. Casually I strode forward. Granger wasn't looking my way so it took a moment for her to see me, when she did she stopped in her tracks.

"What are you doing here?" She snapped briskly,

Oh god McGonagall's got a young clone.

"This is the girls dorm, in the Griffindor tower."

I smirked and looked around. "Oh, really? That would explain the tacky decoration wouldn't it?"

She bristled at my comment, - It really is a lot of fun to wind her up. About to retort she looked around. Then she saw Lavender trying unsuccessfully to hide behind her own set of curtains.

"Lavender?"

She gasped in disbelief looking from me to Lavender and back again.

"Oh, Lavender you didn't." Hermione shook her head sadly.

Lavender came out from behind the curtain reluctantly. Her hair was still tousled and she hadn't buttoned her top up completely.

I couldn't help feeling slighted.

"Oh Granger don't be such a prude."

Hermione just shot me a nasty look and returned her attention to Lavender.

"If you think Ron is going to want you after this you're a lot dumber than I thought. You've blown it now."

What a stupid remark on Grangers behalf, obviously she's still a virgin. As if Brown actually cares about that sidekick especially after getting a taste of yours truly.

I turn around to see Lavenders reaction. She was crying!

I went a little off balance at that. No one cries after sex with me unless- it's crying my name.

But still she was crying and looking very damn guilty.

That Brown liked the Weasel was a surprise, I thought she had better taste to be honest, though the thought of Weasel having my seconds made fucking her all the more memorable.

"Please Hermione…"

"If your asking me not to tell him fine, it's not my place to tell though I hope your decent enough to." Then she turned to me. "And you get out I want to talk to Lavender in private."

The nerve of that little witch trying to tell me what to do and I haven't even had any fun yet. The verbal sparring is always much more interesting with her. Well Potty and Weasel can't even string together a proper sentence so it's not like I'm complementing her or anything. I was struck with inspiration- this one will get her.

"No, I'd much rather stay and hear this conversation, though no doubt it will all be Granger just begging for details. I know about your infatuation with me Granger but sorry you can forget it. As if I would sully myself with a Mudblood."

Lavender went from embarrassment to anger to indecision. Hermione just went straight to anger.

That's when Lavender left. Mumbling something incoherent she ran out of the room. We both ignored her.

"You'd like that wouldn't you Malfoy? To think anyone who meets you is instantly in love with you. Sorry to be the bearer of the truth but most of this castle despises you and everything you stand for."

"Lavender obviously doesn't agree with you."

"Lavender is a loud mouth giggling idiot,"

"Wow, Granger is jealous Brown. Now, now it's not fair to Lavender to be jealous of her sex life. Hardly her fault that I'm irresistible."

"More like irritable. And I am not jealous, Lavender is an idiot but I have to say I'm surprised, I thought she had better taste to be honest."

"Oh ouch Mudblood, Envy is a terrible monster- a deadly sin even. Now is it the fact that Weasel brains and her are obviously going to hook up that is causing you all of this teenage angst or is it the fact that while you want nothing more than to fuck me I'm way out of your league and she's not."

"I have three things to say to that Malfoy. One- Eww Ron can never, ever, ever be anything to me other than a close friend, it would just be wrong. Two- you're a slimy unpleasant slug and contrary to your statement I am way above your league. Not the other way around."

There was a pause

"Oh, right sure and three?" I asked

She gave me a very nasty grin

"Petrificus Totalus"

I fell to the floor with a thud

I happen to fall on my back so I can see her walking towards me her face a mixture of triumph and thoughtfulness.

"Oh ouch I bet that hurt," She said falsely sweet. Her face then clouded over and her voice became serious.

"Now you listen to me, I couldn't careless if you use Lavender like some whore, if she is stupid enough to fall for you that's her problem. I can't even imagine why she would be. You have absolutely no redeeming features in your character at all. You are more disgusting than the slimy pit from where you were spawned. And yes Lavender and Ron will get together though I doubt he will keep her for long, He maybe my friend but honestly he gets around almost as much as you do. Almost. Trust me you are still top man-whore of Hogwarts, congratulations. Now it would take some severe brain damage for me to ever have any sort of infatuation about you that doesn't involve me killing, maiming or otherwise hurting you. Fuck all the other Yr 12 girls as much as you want but not in my dorm. Go somewhere else."

Damn she has nerve! I have to admit I admire her backbone. She actually cursed me and was giving what had to be her most bitchy in-your-face talk ever. I never knew she had it in her.

"I'll leave it to Lavender to dispel my magic, I don't really feel like helping you right now or ever." Then she left me lying on the floor as she went to her trunk and got out a green bound book before leaving.

It was rather embarrassing to be bested by the mudblood. I'm now going to have to get even with her or she will think she is some how better than me- a preposterous notion I know.

Lavender wouldn't go near me anymore not that I wanted her, She was good but once was enough, but still it was strange I was used to being the one who did the avoiding.

I'm in the Yr12 girls' dorm again, though not with anyone this time.

I'm looking through Grangers trunk to find something I could really do some damage with. Typically she had the whole thing stuffed with books and parchment. I waded my way through texts of Ancient Runes and advanced Herbology I was about to give up when a small green book caught my eye. It didn't have any words on the cover and stubbornly refused to let me into read it's contents- damn magic books. I couldn't take this book obviously Granger thought it was important enough to spell it. I laid the book on the table.

"Replicata"

Suddenly there were two identical books instead of one. I took one and replaced everything else. Perfect and no one saw me.