Disclaimer: I own nothing but Tabitha, yes she is an oc I made up a long time ago and her presence makes no sense but since this story makes no sense to begin with it all works out. Posted purely for fun no seriousness to be found here.

Castel Ho!

Jack stood at the helm of his beloved Pearl, with the sun on his face and the salty wind in his matted and bejeweled hair. Sparkling and pure crystalline depths beneath him and an endless horizon stretched before him ripe with opportunity. This was freedom; this was what being Capitan Jack Sparrow was all about, not a soul in the world to answer to or deed to answer for just you and the sea.

Now if he could just shake those white sails that were just visible on the horizon behind them, the Royal Navy had been relentlessly hounding the Pearl for days now. Jack, compass in hand gave the wheel a turn and grinned as dark clouds began to form over the horizon just what he needed to give that persistent Commodore the slip.

"All hands!" Jack bellowed as the wind picked up. "Hoist the sails and brace the cannons!" As the crew prepared for the force that nature was about to throw at them Gibbs appeared at his Capitan's side.

"You don't honestly mean to sail through that Capitan? There's a foul feel in the air."

"She holds." Was all the answer the first mate received but the smile on Jack's said it all. Gibbs promptly made his way down to the deck.

"Hope to it ye lazy dogs or it's a keel hauling for the lot of ye! We're in for a nasty one boys!"

The Black Pearl surged forward as the clouds swirled and blanketed the sky turning it's once warm blue to an inky black the only illumination was the lightning streaking the sky. The orders and threats of what should happen if said orders were ignored were lost to the crash of thunder the howling winds and the roar of the waves.

The students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry sat in the grate hall about to enjoy the welcome feast that would mark the beginning of a new school year. This year was a special one indeed as the school would host the ancient Triwizard Tournament and welcome the students of the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and the Durmstrang Magical Institute.

The introductions had been made and the Goblet of Fire revealed by Dumbledore, The resedens of Hogwarts and their guests where just beging that evenings feast when the enchanted celing of the hall took on a dark and violent apearence. Black clouds formed, thunder and lighteing riped throught the air and a wind picked up from the nonexistent sky

Before anyone could question as to why the celing was producing real weather now let alone a huricane the floor began to shake. Not just the floor every stone, every plate, everything right down to the teeth in their heads was staking there was a horibbule groaning as stones crumbuled and a creacking and splintering of wood. The students nearest the masive double doors of the great hall moved on instinct. They scatered dashing towards the opposite end of the hall to where their professors sat just as the end of the hall exploded. Through those doors and across the protesting stone floor sailed a massive ship with black sails.

Capitan Jack Sparrow took in his suroundings, the stuned faces of his crew and then glanced up to the look out. "Tabby!" He belowed using the most atoritive voice posibule. "What would you make of this." A face apeared over the edge of the crowsnest framed by firey locks. The aparent lookout at a lose for words just shruged. "Well?" Jack demanded still not satisfied.

"I… erm… Lan… um… Castle ho Cap'n…" She ventured helplessly.