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Please enjoy this dark and erotic story. It will take a few chapters for the dark areas. Also, please understand I am writing this for a friend and have only a limited knowledge of the Star Wars universe. Please tell me of any spelling errors and they will be dealt with I apologize if this displeases you.
Slave Dancer
"A special assignment for your Padawans I have." Said a tired Yoda as he entered the
Jedi Counsel Chambers. "What kind of assignment?" Said a mildly ruffled Qui-Gon Jinn.
"Yes, what kind Master?" replied the equally ruffled and confused CeCe Denowai. "To
Catch the underground slave operations on Coruscant we must. To use as undercover
agents your Padawans will be." Replied Yoda.
"But surely Obi-Wan and Bar-Ma are too young Master Yoda." Said Ce Ce. "Too
young they are not! Some one young to infiltrate we need. Perfect your two Padawans
are." Said Yoda calmly. "I believe you are right Master Yoda. Bar-Ma and Obi-Wan are
ready. Still…we should remain close by incase of trouble." Said Qui-Gon with a smile.
"Agreed Master Jinn." Replied Ce Ce. "Go and get you. Speak to them we must." Said
Yoda.
Meanwhile…In young Jedi Knight Kenobi's Quarters
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Bar-Ma Lodou were in the middle of an epic battle… of 3D chess.
"My Rook takes your Knight and bam! Checkmate! He he he!" Squealed an excited
Bar-Ma. "No Fair!" Said the now 18 year old Obi-Wan as he scratched a rather
unattractive zit on his nose. "Very fair you pile of Rancor vomit!" Said Bar-Ma as she
stuck out her tongue at him. "Rancor vomit! Oh you're one to talk you Sith Dropping!"
Shouted Obi-Wan. "Sith Dropping! Oh that's it!" Said Bar-Ma as she jumped across
the chess board and tackled Obi-Wan to the ground. Banging his head against the floor
she shouted "Say uncle you Nerf herder! Say it!" "Never you uncivilized heathen!"
Screamed Obi-Wan as he tried to shake Bar-Ma off.
Just then Yoda, Ce Ce, And Qui-Gon walked in to discover the "spat" between Obi-
Wan and Bar-Ma. "Younglings! Younglings! Stop this you will!" Shouted Master Yoda
his voice echoing through the room. Bar-Ma and Obi-Wan looked up, their eyes the size
of Womp Rats. "Master Denowai!" Said Bar-Ma as she pushed off of Obi-Wan and
bowed to her Jedi teacher. "Forgive me my Master I lost my temper with Obi-Wan. He
was being a sore loser." Piped Bar-Ma. "Tattle tale." Whispered Obi-Wan. "Obi-Wan,"
Said Qui-Gon sternly "what have I taught you about patience and sportsmanship!" "And
what have I taught you about being a gracious winner!" Scolded Ce Ce. Bar-Ma and
Obi-Wan both hung their heads in shame. "Perhaps we were wrong to consider them for
a mission Master Yoda." Said Qui-Gon with a mischevious grin for he knew they must go
no matter what. Yoda and Ce Ce snickered.
"Mission!? What mission?!" Squeaked Obi-Wan as his voice cracked. "Do you mean our
own assignment?!" "Together?" Said a disbelieving Bar-Ma. "Yes you both have been
chosen for a mission here on Coruscant to find and destroy the secret underground slave
organization." Replied Master Denowai. "You will leave tomorrow. Now go and finish
your will be briefed in the morning." Said Master Jinn. "Oh thank you!" They
both replied as they bowed out the door. "Our own mission Obi-Wan! Thank the
Force!" Said Bar-Ma. With that Obi-Wan and Bar-Ma both laughed and ran to finish their temple chores before tomorrows big day.