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Nommie's Diatribe

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Nommie's Diatribe

One, two, three, four, five
The Yuuzhan Vong have come and they want you alive
They wanna sacrifice each and every one of you
Either one by one or two by two
They want Anakin, Tahiri, Jacen and Jaina
They want Kyp and Kam, Luke and Leia
So what can you do to change this course
It's time to stand your ground and to trust the Force
As everyone turns their backs on you
You still fight on but you're too few...

Now listen up...

A little bit of Danni to sacrifice
But a little bit of Miko will suffice
A little bit of old Daeshara'cor
And as she falls, so falls Ithor

The Praxeum fell at Yavin IV
We reshape Tahiri and still want more
A little bit of Wurth at the Yammosk
A little bit of Anakin to your cost...

And now the Peace Brigade is in the mix
Weaving new traps with their wily tricks
You just dodge to the left
And dodge to the right
Shut out the darkness and stay to the light...

Now listen up...

A little bit of Jaina plays with our mind
With Kyp and Jag sticking by her side
As Wedge strikes back for all he's worth
At old Borleias, he made us eat dirt

A little bit of Ganner, stood on the grass
He blocked our path, said you shall not pass
And meanwhile Vergere did us betray
She ran off with Jacen to save the day...

You can't run and you can't hide
The time has come for the New Jedi

Now listen up...

The victories for your side did begin
But you never counted on sweet Nen Yim
She took all your tricks and played around
Now we're all runnin' ya into the ground

A little bit of Sekot appeared in the sky
It sparked a new peace in the blink of an eye
And now we've all surrendered, one by one
How'd it turn out that you guys won?

Nommie's Diatribe