5Got Dumped? (Serena Version)
By Katie-lee Brady
Summary: Serena is a girl on the edge. Actually, she's in full-tilt emotional meltdown. Her Barbie dreams are lying in matters after she caught her hunky ken banging another doll.
Serena finds herself on t he street - the Hollywood Walk of fame, to be precise - with no love and no plans except a half-baked quest (courtesy of a goofy fortune-teller) to "find the white pony"
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NOTHING! I don't own the Sailor Moon in any way, including the characters. I also DON'T OWN the movie 'Dirty Love' which I used for my main idea of a story line. Other then that, this story is mine, not much, but still. So PLEASE DON'T SUE!
Genre: Comedy
Rating: M – May, most definitely, contain course language, mild violence, and some sexual references! So if you're unsure what makes guys different from chicks, please don't read, just a warning. So please enjoy!
Chapter 1: When everything goes Wrong!
A/N – okay, if there is anything you don't understand or something please don't be afraid to ask me. I'm not gunna bite, not like I can anyways :(
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. AND PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID TO TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT AND WRONG, AS I CAN ONLY LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES. THANK-YOU.
Also, i know some characters are out of character, but this is my story, and that's how they need to be. But please do read my story casue it's funny, and it's worth it... and please do review.
Two people, holding hands, on the beach side walk, just being themselves, enjoying life and each others company. A guy and a girl. The guy is shirtless, wearing his black board shorts; he has short white hair, dark blue eyes. His body is tan and muscled. The women is smaller then him, white, long blond hair, bright sapphire blue eyes, she is wearing her black bikini.
Now their on the beach, under a wharf, kissing, enticing each others feelings towards one another. Then she speaks subconsciously to you, the readers.
"Love is so great, it's almost unreal. Feel bad for the people who can't find it.
You, we've all met the types who try and convince their co-workers that their fine with out it, Then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desks with pictures of their 3 legged cat named Bob. Not me, not any more, I've payed my dues.
Old people always say, 'You meet the one, you'll now'. Well their right, I mean when I met Diamond, oh, I felt like, I felt like the butterflies in bellow, set off free from their cobwebs and started fluttering again. He was the one. My only one."
Then the couple start walking on the beach, where the waves are coming and hugging the shore. Just walking hand in hand, of into the sunset. Perfect. Romantic. LOVE!
BACK TO REALITY
The woman from the beach is now standing in the middle of the Hollywood walk of fame. She's wearing black washed jeans, black corset like top and a light blue jacket. She looks distort. Trying to figure something out in her mind, then… she starts sobbing, then saying "OH MY GOD" louder and louder. Jumping around the street, acting like a crazy ass nut case. Jumping on to the bars of a closed shop, then on the ground, lying in a ball. Slowly she gets up, still sobbing, crawling to the middle again "No NO, I don't get it". Kicking and punching the air once more.
Two hookers are now walking by. Fishnets on, with large leather chunky knee high 'come fuck me' boots, tight short, SHORT pants on both, their asses totally falling out the bottom, and tops that mise well be bras! They look at the women on the ground. Saying nothing, just walking past her, as if to say, "What's her fucking problem", but just walk past.
That's when the blond looks up at them and "Hey wait. Are you guys hiring? Because no one cars about love anymore, so why not have sex and get paid for it, you know" the hookers look at her, not even bothering, they walk off.
"Oh come on. Who cares if my vigina falls off with all the diseases out there! I'd take some open sores" that's when a guys walks up the street from behind her and she notices him.
"Oh… you want some of this" she said shaking her ass – she's still on the ground on her hands and knees btw – the guys just looks at her, "huh" what-the-fuck is on his facial expression.
"Come on, I've got what it takes" she said smacking her ass. But the guy walks away with a 'phew, yeah', she watches him go, "no, okay" she says starting to sob again.
She then gets up off the ground and starts doing her crazy metal breakdown scene. Screaming while trying to punch the air… real nice, aye. Then she goes and hugs the tree that is in front of her, "ohhhh" she says, then turning her head to the left, her face turns to a look of hate, so she un-hugs the tree and starts waling towards a man. He is a bum. Drinking some rum in a brown paper bag. She grabs his jacket at the collar and shakes him, yelling "OH MY GOD!" them she turns serious, still holding the mans jacket "I still can't get last night out of my head". Then shacking him again, "Diamond… Diamond and that little… wait" she said slowly un-gripping the guy, she goes for the smoke in his left hand. "What was he name" she said before taking a drag of the smoke, "Oh yea… WHORE" she said with a smirk, remembering the scene from last night.
Flash back
"Hey baby, I'm home" she said walking into the kitchen, wearing the same as before. She put her shoulder bag on to the table bench "they payed me 200 bucks to take a picture of a pink poodle" she said trying to remember what it looked like.
Then going to the fridge she takes out a Chinese take away box and smelt it, now with an awful look on her face, "Diamond, is this Mooshoe still good" she said while moving the chop sticks inside in search for anything. She then headed towards their bedroom about to eat.
But before she can even bring her hand up, she sees him. Her boyfriend, Diamond. He's on the bed having sex with some blond bimbo. He's standing with her on the edge of the bed. He's banging away… touching himself while the other hands hold one of her legs up.
Then while he stokes his head, still banging harder, he looks up from pleasure, only to see someone at the door of their bedroom. He looks surprised, yet not sure to do. Then while still pumping away, even though he got caught, he talks to her, giving her a I-don't-care-I-just-got-caught kinda smile, "oh, hey baby… come on" he said while taking his eye sight away from her and starts banging harder on the chick he was fucking.
She now looks confused. Just standing there watching him… then he talks again, "I'm sorry" in a low seductive voice and a I-know-you-know-I-know-I-was-caught kinda smile just about to orgasm. But then she shakes her head no, and then she takes, "Because we got it Tuesday, and there's pork in it" she said disgusted looking at the Mooshoe in her hands, then scrunching her nose, "I'm gunna, … yep" she said about to cry, turning away from the bedroom door.
End of Flash Back
Now she's back on the middle of the street, her mascara and eyes liner smudging, slowly making its ways to down her cheeks. She's walking. She's still crying as hard as ever, especially since remembering last night scene.
As she walks she stops in font of a fortune teller place, "palmistry teller". She stops crying and looks confused, should she, or should she not?
Then she cries again as she enters the shop. As she enters a women speaks "you're late" she now looks surprised, yet disturbed. The women is old, about 50 maybe. Wearing what gypsies wears. Baggy cloths with lots of dangly jinglys. Red hair, bright blue eyes, "I've been waiting. Sit down" she instructs looking at the chair in front of her, "come on sit down" she now said using both her hands to direct her, "give my you're hands" that's when the blond starts walking towards her bring her hands forward, placing them in the others hand and taking a seat.
Now seated, the fortune teller speaks "you are such a lost soul" the blond nods, "You are in pain, some one hurt you, some one ripped your heart out and played badmin with it" now shocked the blond sits down, takes her hand a places it over her mouth, "yes" she said surprisingly, then the other spoke again "this man hurt you" the she nods, "it's a dark spirit with blackness all around him. But wait…" she said looking up to her right.
The blond looks in confusion and asks, "what" sounding as if she was thinking this women was psycho. The physic now looks happy, "I see a white pony. He stands alone. His spirit is very bright" the blond now fully turn her head to the fortune teller, with a look of hope on her face, but the physic continues, "he runs towards you… and …and…" then pauses, unsure of what to say. "And" the blond asks in hope, "Oh you turn away" the women said in annoyance "I hate that part" she said totally annoyed now. Now curious the blond speaks "why'd I turn away?" looking disappointed. The physic answers, "Because you have to learn the lessons before you can ride the white pony" she said shaking her head as If she had said this a million times. The blond now looks distorted once again, then she looks as if 'I don't get it', "White pony" she says thinking out loud, "can't it be a white stallion, or something" she says unhappy with a frown. "No it's the white pony that you will ride into the sunset" the old lady said while drifting her hands in a dream like statement "only then can you have a happy ending you desire. But first you have to believe, and you have to learn the lessons that come before."
The blond now looks at her and asks "what kind of lessons?" The women answers, "Your own spirit, not that bright yet. It needs its roots done. But your close, first though, you must go through more pain, before your heart can find true happiness" the blond in thinking, speaks "well that just sucks" she said scrunching her nose again, the women speaks, "well it only gets worse"
"You've gotta be kidding me",
"What do I look like? A comedian? If you don't pay attention, if you don't listen to your inner psychic voice, if you choose the wrong path, the wrong situation, if you think you can do it all on your own" but was cut off.
The blond now totally confused "what?"
"If you ignore all the signs, love will never find it's way into your heart" she said softly and caringly "you'll live a lonely, desperate, isolated, miserable existence" she said wide eyed, "I would not wanna be you", the blond now looks shocked, starting to cry again.
She quickly leaves the store and pulls out her cell phone dialling a number.
Ohhhhh…. Who does she call?! Well anyways, stay tuned for next chapter, she's on a man hunt for a good idea… oh yes… hehe
Well go and review now, cause you know you want to… hehehe, tell me what you think, and yea.
Katie :)