NO WONDER by Phantom Dennis

DISCLAIMER: Darien & Claire are the property of the SCI-FI Channel.

"So why would the IRA targeting you, Claire?" Darien asked the Keeper.

"It's because of my cousin."

"Really. What did your cousin do?"

"It's not what my cousin did. It's who my cousin is."

"And he is?"

"The Prime Minister of England."

"You're kidding me right."

"No, my father is his father's younger brother."

"But that would make you ..., "

"Claire Blair," said the Keeper with a Grimace.

"No wonder you took this job."