What He Sees
"Love is not blind - it simply enables one to see things others fail to see."
"Well," Vernon said, "I don't see it."
"For days, you've said your sister Lily is better-looking that you. And I don't see it."
"Everyone says she's beautiful," Petunia insisted stubbornly, "with her green eyes—"
"Yours are the same shape."
"…her pretty face—"
"Now you're just being silly, Pet."
"…and all that thick, red, gorgeous hair!" Petunia finished, tugging at a lock of her own pale, fine hair as she spoke.
"She's bushy-headed. And that red, ugh!" Vernon smirked, "Don't you know that gentlemen prefer blondes, my dear?"
"You're no gentleman," Petunia teased.
"No, definitely not," Vernon agreed.