14This is my first attempt at anything like this before with Fire Emblem, and I hope you like it! ADP made up the embarassing facts while I just added the dialog! Kudos ADP! And as you should know for the disclaimer, I don't own Fire Emblem.
Victim Number One...Knoll
Knoll made his way through the many hallways of Grado Keep to the library, where he spent much of his time researching. He had just finished a most bizarre conversation with Lyon and his mind keep drifting back to it...
Earlier that day...
"Why are you standing on the throne?"
Lyon, the crown prince of Grado was indeed standing on his throne, constantly gazing back and forth. The sound of Knoll's voice had frightened him and he fell to a crumpled heap on the floor.
"Are...you alright your highness?"
Knoll gave him an odd look.
"I just heard some terrible news..."
"What is it?"
"I just heard from one of the guards...a mysterious trapdoor has been appearing around the Keep and all who fall in aren't seen for a day, and when they reappear, they have sudden mood swings or changes in personality..."
"Are...you serious?"
He gave Lyon a disbelieving look.
Lyon clambered back onto his throne.
"Yes...he said it randomly chooses people and..."
"You believe you might be next? You've gotta be kidding me."
"No it's true...I saw it with my own eyes..."
"And that's why you're cowering on your thrown?"
Lyon pulled his legs up and rested his chin on his knees.
"I am not cowering..."
Knoll sniffed.
"Oh really? Well I beg your leave majesty."
Present time...
"I can't believe Lyon is so gullible as to believe idiotic tales such as 'the vanishing trapdoor'."
He finally reached the sanctity of the library. After making his way to a particular section, he searched for a book to read. He found a book called, "Emo's Need Love Too: Ten Ways to Find Emo Love" and pulled it off the shelf. The floor under him disappeared and he fell through the trapdoor into darkness. It was a really long fall. Knoll finally landed with a thud on the floor.
"Ouch...geez what in the hell happened?"
A light suddenly turned on to his left. He picked himself up and another light turned on. Soon a whole row of lights turned on and under the last one...was a chair. Curious, Knoll went to investigate the lone chair. It looked like any other normal chair so he decided it wasn't a threat and sat down in it.
"You have now sat in the Chair of Doom! Prepare to be vaporized!"
"The Chair...of Doom? I swear I must be surrounded by idiots..."
"Who are you calling an idiot? Oh...ahem...know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"Know...your stars? What the hell is that?"
"Silence emo mage! It shall become apparent in due time."
"I AM NOT EMO!"
"YES YOU ARE, NOW BE QUIET SO THAT I MAY HUMILIATE YOU!"
"Eep!"
"Now...Knoll...he has a super secret crush on Eirika!"
"I DO NOT! PROVE IT!"
"Oh...I can. With this video tape right...HERE!"
The mysterious voice laughs maniacally.
"NUUUUUUZ! HOW COULD YOU?"
"Easy, cuz I'm evil! Knoll...he was a hippie in his youth!"
"I WAS NOT! HIPPIES ARE TREE HUGGERS AND DRUG HOARDERS!"
"And you used to be just that according to these police reports...tsk tsk Knoll you where a naughty little hippie back then..."
"HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?"
Knoll's mouth dropped to the floor and beyond.
"Oh...I have my sources...hehehee...Knoll...he once had a crazy make-out session with a gorgon!"
"YOU LIE! I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A GORGON!"
"I believe this photo...and the GORGON you made out with would say otherwise..."
"NUUUUUZ! SHE SAID NO ONE WOULD KNOW!"
"Well she lied. And all it took was a few photographs..."
"PHOTOS OF WHAT?"
"Oh...just of a certain...emo mage...anyway...Knoll...he used to have a Power Puff Girls fetish!"
"I DID NOT! I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEM!"
"Right...is that why you had a BUBBLES plushie on your bed?"
"BUBBLES! I SHALL SAVE YOU!"
Knoll tried to leap out of his chair, but succeeded in only knocking it over.
"Did I forget to mention that...? You can't leave the chair until I am finished..."
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ!?"
Knoll begins to cry like a little baby and be all emo.
"Would you stop acting like a baby? Now you know Knoll, Eirika's secret crush, crazy hippie who had a crazy make-out session with a gorgon, emo mage who had a Power Puff Girls obsession."
"NUUUUUZ I AM RUINED! RUINED I TELL YOU!"
Hope you enjoyed this! Please review! The next part shall be up as soon as I start writing it!