Glad everyone is liking this so far! I'd seriously like to thank ADP once more for the hilarious secrets being spilled! Great job! Sorry it took me so long to update too! Many apologies! As you know I do not own Fire Emblem though I honestly wish I could say I do!


Victim Number 3...Lute

"Hmmm...where did he go?"

Lute peered under a rock.

"There you are! Time to go meet a special friend of mine..."

The huge tarantula squirmed and squirmed trying to free himself from being captive in the tiny jar again. But it was too late. She had already reached the jar.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ!"

The spider screamed in a language only other spiders could understand. It was back to its cramped living quarters with ten other smaller spiders that he planned on snacking on a bit later.

"Now...to Artur's room my spider friends..."

Lute sneakily left her own room and headed for Arturs. He was no where to be seen, so she quietly popped open the jar lid and sprinkled the spiders all over his bed.

"That should do it..."

She put the lid back on the jar and casually walked out of Artur's room.

"Lute...what were you doing in my room?

Artur rounded the corner and stopped in front of his door.

"Oh...nothing. I just thought I lost something..."

"Well...ok."

He opened the door to his room and walked it.

"Five...four..."

Before she could get to three, a scream erupted from Artur's room.

"LUTE! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!"

She stiffled a laugh and went to Artur's door.

"What are everywhere?"

"YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT THEY ARE!"

Artur sounded like he would die of fright, so she went in and saw him standing petrified against the wall.

"They're just harmless spiders Artur, nothing to get frightened over..."

He slowly turned his head in her direction.

"You KNOW I am...afraid of...THOSE creatures..."

Taking out the jar once more, she proceeded to collect every last spider she could round up and shove them back in their tiny prison. What she didn't remember was that there was one HUGE spider she forgot about...it had taken refuge under Artur's bed, and was waiting for the opportune moment to make it's escape. Artur had sat down on his bed to catch his breath.

"Spiders...how I loathe them..."

He cringed at the thought of the spiders that were on his bed. He shook out his blanket to make sure none of them were hiding. The tarantula under his bed found this to be his opportune moment to escape, so it rushed out from under the bed. Artur screamed when he saw it.

"LUTE! YOU FORGOT ONE!"

Lute heard him screaming, so she decided to take her time walking to his room to collect the spider. As she opened the door to his room, the floor underneath her fell away and she began falling into the darkness.

"Hmmm...a hole in the floor...how interesting."

She hit the ground with a thud and picked herself up. A lone chair was off in the distance under a very bright spot light.

"Ooohhh a chair..."

Drawn in by the chair's magical powers, Lute went over to it and sat down.

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!"

The mysterious voice cried out.

"Hmmm? What was that? Sorry I wasn't listening..."

"YOU AIRHEAD! HOW COULD YOU NOT BE LISTENING TO MY AMAZING VOICE! AND HOW COME YOU ARE NOT TREMBLING IN FEAR?"

"Umm...because you aren't scary?"

"WHAT THE...um...kinda lost it there...know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."

"Oh dear...I have a stain on my robes..."

"HEY! I'M TALKING HERE! Lute...she is an alien sent to conquer Magvel!"

"I AM? Very cool..."

If the mysterious voice could be seen, her jaw would've dropped to the floor and beyond.

"Ok then...Lute...her underpanties have Artur's pictures all over them!"

"Hmmm...so they do..."

"ARE YOU FOR REAL? GAWD! TAKE THIS! Lute...she is mortally afraid of...EMU'S."

"Oh yes they are quite frightening."

"HOW DAFT AND OBLIVIOUS CAN YOU GET? Lute...she thinks stars are a type of super-sized firefly!"

"Oh yes...they are most facinating...I wonder..."

Lute continued to drone on and on. The mysterious voice was at her wits end.

"THAT IS IT! NOW YOU KNOW LUTE, THE ALIEN CONTINENT CONQUERER WITH PANTIES COVERED IN ARTUR'S FACE, EMU PHOBIC IDIOT WHO THINKS STARS ARE A TYPE OF SUPER-SIZED FIREFLY! I QUIT!"

"Hmm...I wonder what Artur is cooking for dinner tonight..."


Sorry about the delay! I'll start work on the next chapter ASAP! Guten Nacht!