43Disclaimer: Same as usual, I don't own Death note yade yada. I don't own Barbie Girl Dutch, Mary had a little lamb, you tube, or myspace either.
Chapter 5: Impending Doom!
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As I downed the third piece, I could already feel the sugar in my blood stream take effect. My right leg was moving up and down rapidly.
It was only a matter of time before all hell broke loose on poor, clueless, little L.
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Shoving the last piece of the rich chocolate cake into my mouth, I sat on the couch, every part of my body shaking.
I looked over at Destiny with larger then life eyes, waiting for her to unlock the handcuffs. I knew that she would not want to be dragged into this.
She searched through her hair frantically for a pin; upon finding one she started unlocking the cuffs, suppressing a laugh.
-CLICK-
And now…the real fun is about to begin.
I crept as quietly as I could to the back of L's chair, stalking my prey like a lion. As soon as I was happy with the amount of distance between us….I charged!
My hands outstretched, I hit the chair with enough force to send L flying off! I watched in amazement as he soared across the room. Then as soon as he hit the ground I pounced!
"L!" I screeched.
He stared at me in surprise and awkward fear.
"Izzy…what are you—
"Oh No! Your face! It looks so battered! Who on earth would do such a horribly cruel thing to you?!" I yelled glomping him tightly, his face in my chest.
"Izzy….I cannot breathe." L said his face buried you know where.
"EEEWWWW! You're a pervert!" I said pushing him off, standing up and covering my chest with my hands.
L looked at me like I was mental, which I was right now. Don't mess with the crazy person.
"I can't believe you let me do that! You pervert! Why didn't you push me off or something? Are you honestly like that?" I asked accusingly.
Then before he could answer I ran back to Destiny, and started "wailing".
Destiny did as I thought and played along, hugging me and telling me it was going to be ok.
"What's his face look like?" I whispered in her ear.
"Confused." She answered giggling.
Score one!
"Uh…" L started after a few awkward moments. "How did the two of you get those handcuffs off? Either way, they need to go back on."
"How rude! First you make Izzy cry and now instead on consoling her, you want to chain her back up?! What kind of heartless fiend are you?" Destiny asked outraged.
This obviously threw him off guard. Instead of arguing with her he only pulled his chair from the floor and sat back down.
Wow! Destiny was a better actress then I've ever given her credit for.
Shweeeeetttt!
I quickly moved on to the next thing. I had always been very gifted with language. As in, I could learn different languages very easily and very quickly, but I could also copy any accent that I wished.
Today's random accent….hillbilly talk!
"I like Nuts!" I yelled in my hillbilly voice.
L looked at me, eyebrows raised.
I continued staring right back at him,
"I like them there nuts. Do you like them there nuts?" I asked.
He blinked.
"I like them their peanuts, them their walnuts, them their cashews, and them their almunds." I said counting each of them off on my fingers.
"…I guess I'll have to remind Watari to buy some." He said after a moment.
Damn! That didn't work.
"Do you wear wigs?" I asked after approximately 30 seconds.
"No." He answered flatly.
"Have you ever worn wigs?"
"No."
"Will you wear wigs?"
"Maybe."
"When will you wear wigs Mr. L?"
He sighed.
"Izzy what is wrong with you?" He asked looking at me.
"What are you suggesting?!" I asked appalled. "Are you trying to say that I'm crazy?! Well, I'll have you know that I am not crazy! So don't you even think that for a moment! I have a chemical imbalance, that I take pills for every day!"
"Oh." He said. "I apologize, I never knew."
Either I was a better actress then I thought, or he was out of his mind. No, never mind. AWW! But that look on his face! I want to hug him!
Ok I will.
I ran towards him, his eyes grew wider then I thought possible. Everything seemed to be going in slow motion as I once again, wrapped my arms around him, squeezing as tight as I could.
"AWW! Your expression was so cute L!"
I could just feel him blush under me.
"Izzy…."
"Shhh." I said now looking at him and putting my finger to his lips.
Now his once pale face was tomato red! Score 2!
I tilted my head towards his very slowly, looking into his eyes, my finger still on his mouth. Now his face and mine were a good two inches apart.
I slowing and gently put my lips to his cheek and…
-LICK-
"I'm a dog! Woof woof!" I said cheerfully.
"That's disgusting Izzy!" He said whipping his hand across his cheek.
I could still see the shine of my saliva.
"No it's not!" I said defensibly. "That's how dogs show affection. How on earth could it be gross?"
Isn't that also French kissing? I dunno, either way though.
I pulled back covering my mouth and widening my eyes.
"Are you trying to say that you hate dogs? How can you hate them? They're so cute and plushy! I'm guessing you also know that they are mans best friend right? You know what? You need a dog! You're so lonely here! You're going to be known as the 24-year-old dog man! And I shall be the 17-year-old dog woman! Together we will form a bond of man and beast!" I said raising my right hand in the air.
Destiny was cracking up behind me. Obviously she had been trying her hardest to stay cool, but it finally broke through. Now she was laughing like a maniac, she whole body shaking and her head moving back and forth. I got dizzy just from watching her.
L blinked, stared, and was about to go back to work when I said,
"Wait L! Destiny and I are going to put on a show for you! Watch please, please?!"
He turned to me unwillingly. I was sure he didn't want to see whatever craziness I had planned.
"Destiny lets sing!"
She took a deep breath, before answering me. Her face was still red from laughing.
"What are we singing?" She asked.
"Barbie Girl in Dutch! You get to be Ken ok?"
Yes, we memorized Barbie girl in Dutch. It was snowing one day and there was nothing better to do. And for those of you who haven't heard it, go to you tube and watch or listen. Whatever, either way we think it's funny as heck! Sorry to those of you who think not, but I'm high off of sugar.
"Hey Spetter!" I began.
"He?"
"Heb je zin om met een avongje te gaan stap."
"Wie denk je wel dat je bent."
"Ik heet Moppie, Ik ben een leeker wijf, met een heel mooi lijf. Ik houd van zoenen, lekker lang zoenen. Met m'n blonde-
And on and on we went until the song was over.
When we finished, we looked back to see L's expression.
The sign WTF? Seemed to be across his forehead.
But he only shook his head, then went back to work.
I started prancing around his chair, singing "Mary had a little lamb", when all of a sudden.
-THUNK!-
Destiny's point of view(I don't usually like doing this, but its essential to what just happened.)
One minute Izzy was parading around L singing "Mary had a little lamb" to her hearts content, when she suddenly just collapsed! I'm guessing that she'd used up all of the sugar in her body. Either way, now she's lying at L's feet, her face planted on the floor.
L's looking confused right now. Maybe he thinks she just kidding. I know Izzy better then that though. Well, we have been friends for who knows how long now, I have to know, right?
Either way, I knew this was coming. Every time Izzy has a sugar high, she runs a rampage for a while and then just collapses on the floor like she was just shot dead or something.
I watch as L pulls a stick out of nowhere and starts to poke her. Man, if I had a camera on me, this would a perfect shot to put on myspace. Oh well.
"Hey L? She's not dead if that's what your wondering." I said approaching the body.
"I can see that." He answered.
Of course you can, that's why you were jabbing a stick into her side.
"Can you carry her to a bed?" I asked.
"Sure."
And with that, he scooped her up into his arms gently, and transported her to our room.
I sat on the couch once more, pondering. I stared at the ceiling until L came back.
"Is she going to be alright?" He asked.
"Yeah, it happens quite often."
"I see."
-silence-
"Hey L?" I started timidly. "Do…do you believe our story? I understand that you thought it sounded corny…and it does. But, even through all of that, it's true."
He looked at me, sympathy in his eyes and a small smile tugging at his mouth.
I felt my cheeks flush a little red and I looked away quickly.
What just happened? That was an odd reaction.
A million questions and accusations pulsing through my brain at once. Unlike Izzy, I think too much and over analyze things. I guess that's what makes us so different, yet we get along so very well.
"Destiny-kun?" L asked.
At first I thought he was going to ask me about my reaction. I attempted on clearing my head before answering.
"Yeah?"
"How long have you and Izzy been friends?"
I sighed in my head. Thank god!
"Um…for about…13 almost 14 years."
"Wow." He said.
"Yeah, we've been friends for quite a long time. You could almost say we're like sisters you know? I'm the more serious one and she….she's so happy and carefree." I said smiling.
"It's a good balance."
I turned to look at him. He was smiling warmly and I returned the same to him.
"Yes, I guess it is."
We left it at that. He went back to work, and I sat there thinking about what he had said. I could still feel the smile on my face.
"Yeah, I guess we are a good balance." I said in my head.
I looked out into the night. It had gotten dark fast! I had completely lost track of time. Oh well.
"So, tomorrow we're all going shopping right?" I asked.
"Yes."
"Good." I whispered.
I briefly wondered what was going to take place tomorrow. Izzy was going to back to her normal self. Knowing her she's probably dreaming of all the chaos she is going to inflict on Light.
I chuckled.
Tomorrow, is only a day away.
End Of chapter 5!Sorry I wasn't able to get to the mall thing yet, but I promise you that will be the highlight of my next chapter. By the way, what did you think of Destiny's point of view? I tried making both of theirs quite different, so I hoped that worked out ok. Did you notice Destiny's expression towards L? Uh oh! Could she be developing feelings for him too? You'll just have to tune in to find out! Ok until another time ciao!