I know I haven't updated in forever but I go to school and when you go to school you most likely get homework

Disclaimer; I'll make this real simple I DON'T OWN ERAGON OR ELDEST, so now no one can sue me.

Cammie meets the new world

Cammie had been flying for about 3 hours; she was in better shape than she thought she would be.

Wow I can't believe how in shape I am I must have worked out.

I really like this place, not only am I in shape but I grew, it's so totally awesome.

So Cammie flew around having no clue where she was or where she was going, and she was thinking it was awesome.

Slowly it dawned on her that she was going north but she wanted to south, she didn't know why she wanted to go south, she just had a funny feeling in her stomach, kind of like when you're almost done with you're homework.

God this is so totally awesome thought Cammie a second time, as she went in a wide half circle, turning herself around. The icy snow white caps of the mountains flashed by in a blur as Cammie sped up, she had never felt this good in her life, the wind rushed past her head, giving her a tingly feel that started at the very tip of her nose and made it's way to her tail.

I wonder if it was this nice where I was born. I wish I knew where I was from.

But then Cammie started to think (Gasp!) that maybe someone else might know. I mean she couldn't be the only dragon in the world, right. And besides there are probably a lot of other people out there who were a lot smarter than her, someone must be able to explain this thing to her.

As Cammie flew she realized that she finally had a goal. So there was Cammie the Dragon with a purpose.

Cammie flew for about 3 days, as each day passed she realized certain things about herself; one she was completely black, two she was very long head too tail, seriously she could make a pretzel out of herself because she was long and agile, three she was stunningly attractive, whenever she went hunting the animals just dropped dead because they were so shocked at how beautiful she was, she didn't even have to get her nails dirty.

Life is good.

That night while Cammie was eating a very good peace of steak, she heard a rustle in the bushes.

"Hello, hello, fine don't come out, see if I care," said Cammie to the Bushes.

Stupid bushes.

"Hey don't call me stupid."

"Who said that"?

"I did."

"Who is I?"

"I'm I." Said I.

"O.K. you are really starting to piss me off."

"Well we wouldn't want to do that, now would we."

"First of all who the hell are you."

"I am Jack Johnson London Certhropelize the second, the last talking Hamster in Russia."

"O.K. Jack Johnson London Certhropelize the second, the last talking hamster in Russia, I have one question, what is a hamster, and where the heck is Russia."

"This is Russia."

"No this is Australia you retard."

"No its not."

"Yes it is."

"Not."

"Is."

"Not."

"Shut up, O.K. I only argue with things I can see."

"O.K. fine I'm your conscious."

"What, no your not what do you think I'm an idiot."

"Yes."

"Fine."

God this Hamster is annoying.

"Could you please come out."

"Sure, all you had to say was please." Said the voice as it came out of the bushes, but the strange thing is it wasn't a hamster, it was a very fat squirrel.

"Hey, you're not a hamster you're a squirrel."

"I thought you didn't know what a hamster was."

"I don't!"

…..

I learned how to do the cool line thing sort of.

I'm not sure when I'll update next, I have to do this stupid thing called homework, and it kind of takes up all my time, it really sucks.