"Light…" Ryuk moaned quietly in his ear. Light did not respond.

"Liiiiiiiiiight…" Ryuk moaned louder. Light's mouth twitched in annoyance but he carried on writing names in his Death Note.

"LIGHT!" Ryuk finally shouted right him his face. Light looked up slowly, glaring at the shinigami. Ryuk gulped at his ferocious look.

"Light, I want an apple." Ryuk said reasonably.

"No." Light said shortly before returning to his work.

"Light…but I need one…if I don't have one, I don't know what I'll do. I might die, Light." Ryuk protested dramatically.

"You won't die." Light replied uninterestedly.

"Light! I'll - my soul will die if I don't have an apple soon!" Ryuk said, getting desperate.

"You don't have a soul."

"Yeah, but if I did…"

Light didn't reply.

"LIIIIIIIIGHT!" Ryuk yelled, jumping in front of him., brandishing his Death Note in his face, "IF I DON'T GET AN APPLE I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Fine, let's go," Light sighed and put his pen down.

"Really?" Ryuk asked, scarcely believing it.

"No." Light picked up the pen and continued writing.

"Right. I'll kill you then," Ryuk said, reaching for his Death Note. Light didn't move.

Ryuk sighed, unhappy to resort to such measures. "Light, if you don't get me an apple, I'll -"

Ring ring! ring ring!

"Shit," Light said calmly, "it's Misa…"

Hyuk hyuk hyuk, Ryuk laughed as he saw Light's face twist angrily.

"What do you want?" Light spat into the phone.

"Liiiiiiiiight-kun! It's Misa-Misa! Yaaaay! Misa hasn't heard Light-kun's voice for sooooooooo long! Misa missed you -"

"What do you want?" Light said, trying hard not to lose his temper.

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

"Oh, well Misa was wondering if Light-kun wanted to go out some time? Because Misa knows this nice new café and Misa thought Light-kun would like to visit it with Misa -"

"No, I don't have time. Sorry." Light said coldly.

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

"Oooowwwwww! Liiight-kun! Misa wants to go out with youuuuuu! You can't say no to Misa can you? How could you be so mean to Misa! Misa is so unhappy now. Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiight-kun!"


Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

Light shot a withering glare at Ryuk who grinned happily at him.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Misa wanted to see Liiiiiiiiiiight-kuun! Nooooo! Misa loves Light-kun. She has to see him! Misa is coming round right now!"

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

"No! Misa no! Listen, maybe next week okay? I'm kind of busy right now -" Light said, panicking.

"Yesssssss! Misa wins!" Light's face turned sour. "Light-kun wants to go on a date with Misa! Misa is so excited! Yaaaaay!"

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

"Yeah, alright. I'll phone you, bye."

"Okay! Misa wishes Light-kun love! Bye bye Light-kuuun! Misa lovees you! Misa -" Light pressed 'end call.'

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

"Shut up, Ryuk…"

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

"Misa loves Liiight! Misa loves Liiight!" Ryuk chanted, chuckling at the look on Light's face.

"Shush, Ryuk…"

"L-O-V-E Misa loves Light-e!"

"Be quiet, Ryuk…"

"Misa and Light, sitting on a log. Oh my God, they're having a snog!"


"Light and Misa, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

"Ryuk, if you don't stop…"

"First comes looovee…"

"Ryuk please…"

"Then comes marriage…"


"And then comes a baby in a baby carriage!"

"Ryuk, that's enough!" Light shouted, a vein in his neck pulsing unpleasantly.


"Fine! I'll go and get one…" Light sighed.

Hyuk hyuk hyuk…

Hehe, thanks for reading! Yeah I was pretty bored XD please review :)