This idea just popped into my head, so I had to write it before it went away. Which is why I ended up staying up all night again. ;-;

It isn't beta'd, so sorry about any mistakes.

DISCLAIMER: Naruto(and Death Note) isn't mine, but if you're looking to sue, I happen to know someone.

"Agh, SASUKE!"

The raven haired boy quickly dropped the plate he had been scrubbing into the sink, soap suds splashing all over, and ran into the living room.

"What is it, what's wrong?" he asked in a panicked voice. 'Course, that was before he saw Naruto sitting there on the couch, cross-legged, with his orange laptop sitting in his lap. Sasuke swore right then, if Naruto was freaking out over some random idiot he had gotten into a pointless argument with on some weird website again, he was going to kill him.

The blonde flipped his head around, bright blue eyes as wide as the plate Sasuke had just been washing. Only possibly wetter, Sasuke noted as he saw the tears starting to pour out of them. He pressed his lips together in worry. He hated it when Naruto cried. Partly because it was always so sad and he didn't like to see him sad, but mostly because he had NO idea what to do.

What does a guy do when his male best friend is crying like a little girl to him? He guessed he could always take the route of just grabbing him and kissing him till he stopped. I mean, if he acted like a girl, he had to expect to get treated like one. But Sasuke didn't feel like losing his life and his best friend all in one day. Not right now anyway. So he sighed and stalked over to the couch his whiny best friend was currently plopped on.

Sitting down next to him, he mentally debated on whether or not he should put an arm around him or not. Deciding that would be too awkward, he settled for sitting a pale hand on his shoulder.

'Damnit. This is just as bad. Great. Now I can't move it or it'll seem... weird.'

"Naruto, what happened?"

"AGHH, SASUKE, IT'S AWFUL!" He flung himself at his confused friend and wrapped his tan arms around Sasuke's slim waist, burrying his head in, what Sasuke thought to be, a very awkward spot.

And nuzzling.

'What the FUCK?!'

There always had been something about Naruto that just didn't seem to understand boundaries. Maybe it was just his stupidity. But it always made it rather hard for the poor Uchiha. "It" being life, not...

Well sometimes that too.

"Naruto, what the hell? Just tell me what happened!"

"It's... It's..!"

"It's..?"

"It's..."

"It's WHAT?"

By now, it was getting hard for him to sympathize.

"IT'S L!" he screamed, as he suddenly burst out into a pathetic sobbing fit, head still burried in Sasuke's waist... area.

"...What?"

"L! He's DEAD! L is DEAD! How could this happen?! Who just kills a main character like that?! What... How... Sasuke! What am I going to do?!" He sat up on his elbows, gazing into Sasuke's eyes with his own saddened blue ones. But they were only meant with scary, half lidded black ones. And they looked ready to kill.

"...L."

Naruto nodded slowly.

"...From Death Note."

He nodded again.

There was a moment of silence between them, as Naruto waited for Sasuke to go into shock like he had, so they could go through all the steps of grieving and help eachother get through this together.

"Oof!" The blonde found himself hitting the carpet faster than he could even tell he was being pushed off Sasuke's lap.

"What was that for?!"

The Uchiha slowly stood up and made his way into the kitchen, stepping over the blonde and mentally chanting to himself that he would NOT kill the stupid idiot he called his friend.

Once back in the kitchen, he walked over to the sink and picked up the plate he had left before.

It wasn't easy being in love with someone whose heart already belonged to something that wasn't even real. ANIME. The thought of it sickened him. It was his sworn enemy. He would hate it for all his life. And no, he would not help Naruto through his grieving process.

There will probably be at least 2 or 3 more chapters, and I don't think I'll be as slow updating, cause I actually know where I'm going with this. ALSO... SASUKE'S VIEWS DO NOT IN ANY WAY REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE AUTHOR. So don't like... yell at her. I'd be right there grieving with Naruto if I could. u.u,

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