9Krad: Everybody...due to the lack of entertainment around here, I present Satoshi-sama singing a song by Madonna!
Satoshi: I made it through the wilderness
Mio: WTF?!
Satoshi: Somehow I made it through
Dark: HAHAHAHA! I knew he would be gay, but this is too soon!
Risa: Didn't know how lost I was. Until I found you. I was beat, incomplete. I'd been had, I was sad and blue. But you made me feel. Yeah, you made me feel. Shiny and new.
Dark: HERE COMES THE BEST PART!
Satoshi: Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. -stares at Daisuke- When your heart beats. Next to mine. Gonna give you all my love, boy. My fear is fading fast. Been saving it all for you. 'Cause only love can last.
Dark: -sings to Krad- You're so fine and you're mine. Make me strong, yeah you make me bold. Oh your love thawed out. Yeah, your love thawed out.
Satoshi: What was scared and cold.
Takeshi: OMFL!(1)
Riku: Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. -stares at Daisuke- When your heart beats. Next to mine. Gonna give you all my love, boy. My fear is fading fast. Been saving it all for you. 'Cause only love can last.
Kosuke: RUN EMIKO! IT'S THE APOCOLYPS!
Satoshi: Oooh, oooh, oooh[3x[
Dark: -turns to Daisuke- you know...you do realize that he's talking about you, right?
Satoshi: You're so fine and you're mine. I'll be yours 'till the end of time. 'Cause you made me feel. Yeah, you made me feel. I've nothing to hide.
Daisuke: -blushes because it is true-
Risa: -tries to get Dark's attention- Like a virgin, ooh, ooh. Like a virgin. Feels so good inside. When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me.
Dark: -is oblivious and is watching Krad out of the corner of his eye-
Krad: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. -turns and starts to kiss Dark and leads him into a closet to do stuff(cough)-
Risa: -goes home, heartbroken-
Satoshi: Ooh, baby. -leads Daisuke into a closet next to the one that Krad and Dark went into-
Mio: Can't you hear my heart beat. For the very first time? -looks at Takeshi and leads him to a bedroom-
Everybody: Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. -stares at Daisuke- When your heart beats. Next to mine. Gonna give you all my love, boy. My fear is fading fast. Been saving it all for you. 'Cause only love can last.
Satoshi: -comes out of the closet with Daisuke- Bye everybody!
Daisuke: -pouts- why do I always have to be the uke?
THE END FOR GOOD!
(1) Oh My Freakin' Lard!
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