Disclamer: I own neither Naruto or the song Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Sakura was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Uzumaki Naruto majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Sa-ku-uu-ra?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Naruto's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Naruto's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Naruto plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
He tells Naruto to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when he turns his back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Naruto's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, Naruto's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Naruto stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Konohamaru and company screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Naruto must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Naruto's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Naruto's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

author's notes

eh... was this a waste of your time or do you think this was at least clever?