HELLO EVERYBODY! This is a repost of my wonderful story Shut Up and Listen, I added a few new things and fixed the way it was written. The summary is pretty basic Kagome attempts to confess her love to Inuyasha, but is always interrupted. Will she ever be able to tell?
I used a lot of language, so if you have a problem with it don't read. Also my grammar is no where near perfect so if you like to criticize about that I have no problem, but I would like to think that you have something better to do than critique every little misplaced comma.
That's about it, so enjoy and sry if you hate it
SHUT UP & LISTEN
Kagome was starring at the campfire watching the water for their chicken ramen boil thinking hard, 'what should I do? I want to tell Inuyasha that I love him but someone always interrupts us. I know! We'll go into the forest it's perfect!'
She then walks over to Inuyasha slowly and nervously asks, "will you go on a walk with me? I need to tell you something important." "Whatever," he said in a monotone voice as he got up and followed her into the forest.
"Where do you think they're going?" Shippo asked Miroku who was spying on the couple from behind a bush with Sango and Kirara. "I bet Kagome will tell him that she loves him," Sango said answering for Miroku. "About time if you ask me, they aren't getting any younger," Shippo said crossing his arms as Miroku and Sango starred in shock, as the child seemed to understand love so young.
"Let's follow them," Miroku said to the group. "Okay," Sango replied, "but we need to be quiet Inuyasha can hear us easily." "I understand my dearest Sango!" Miroku told her acting hysterical. "OK…" Sango replied to the monks strangeness, "let's go."
In the forest
"So what did you want to tell me?" Inuyasha asked slightly interested. "Well you see I have wanted to tell you this for a while, but I didn't know how and… ," Kagome said looking for the words. "And?" Inuyasha asked confused, "and what?" "Well I wanted to say that I umm…"
SLAP SLAP SLAP "MIROKU WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHEN YOU ARE SPYING ON SOMEONE, YOU HAVE TO NOT MOVE AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU GROPE ME! GOD YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? CAN YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE? Not saying that I don't like it, AND I DON'T MEAN TO GO UP TO ANOTHER GIRL, BUT I WANT YOU TO STOP BEING PERVERTED!
CAN'T YOU SEE WE COULD BE TOGETHER BY NOW IF YOU STOP YOUR LECHEROUS WAYS?" yelled a pissed off Sango to an almost unconscious monk.
"Maybe we should go a little further in," suggested Kagome. "Can we see what she does next this is interesting I've never seen her so mad?" Inuyasha asked enjoying Sango's rage and Miroku's whimpers.
"NO! NOW LET'S GO DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!" Kagome threatened. "Alright let's go," Inuyasha said sulking but soft enough that Kagome wouldn't hear him. They then walked off further into the forest leaving their two friends alone.
Further in the forest
"Okay," Kagome started, "as I was saying I." "Kagome how are you, my beautiful woman?" Koga asked as he popped up out of nowhere. "SHE'S NOT YOUR WOMAN!" Inuyasha yelled in the background only to be ignored.
"I'm fine," she replied bored. "You sound annoyed is this mutt annoying you? If he is I'll beat his ass right now," Koga said with excitement.
"I'm not the problem wolf-boy you are, so do us a favor and leave," Inuyasha said yawning. "Besides don't you already have a fiancé?" "Shut-up mutt," Koga replied sticking his tongue out, "you're just jealous that Kagome likes me more than you. Besides Ayame and I are nothing but friends, so do not worry my extravagant Kagome."
"Yeah right who would ever like you?" Inuyasha taunted giving Koga the bird. "STOP IT YOU ASSES! YOU BOTH ARE SO ANNOYING! CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME ALONE TIME WITH INUYASHA? I HAVE TO TELL HIM ONE DAMN THING AND YOU COME AND INTERRUPT US!
GO AWAY KOGA I DON'T LIKE YOU I'VE TRIED TO BE NICE BUT I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN NOR WILL I EVER BE!" Kagome yelled to the two. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she told you," Inuyasha said laughing then stopped as soon as Kagome gave him the evil eye, just daring him to keep going.
"If that's how you feel Kagome," Koga said wiping a tear from his eye as he ran off as fast as he came. "That was a little harsh, but did you see him crying?" Inuyasha told the girl feeling sympathy for his fellow dawg.
"Let's go," Kagome said as Inuyasha followed, "besides he needs to get over himself, like not!" 'What a drama king!' they thought, as they kept walking into the forest.
Even further in the forest
Kagome took a deep breath and began once again, "okay as I was saying earlier I…" "Inuyasha let us engage in battle winner takes Tetsuaiga," Sesshomaru said as he popped up out of nowhere, with Jaken right by his side.
'God why does everyone keep popping up?' Kagome thought mad. 'I just needed to tell him one little thing and first we are interrupted by Miroku and Sango. Oh, I am so kicking their asses when I get back, and then Koga shows up.
Kami only knows why he is still obsessed with me. Now Sesshomaru, and of course he only wants the DAMN TETSUAIGA! I should have just left the thing in the graveyard.'
Meanwhile with the two brothers…
"You got it!" Inuyasha exclaimed excited looking forward to beating his brother's ass once again. "Let us now engage in a battle of strength and skill," Sesshomaru replied drawing his blade. "The sword will be mine."
"That's what you said last time," Inuyasha taunted as he to drew his blade and allowed it to transform. "INUYASHA! WHAT ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?" Kagome yelled, finally getting back into the real world..
"Um…"Inuyasha stuttered thinking about the earlier events and Kagome's rage, "well can I beat him quickly." "NO!" Kagome replied still pissed. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You still can't control your wench," Jaken said joining in the conversation.
"SHUT-UP TOAD!" Inuyasha and Kagome yelled together. "That stupid wench always screws things up," Sesshomaru said to Jaken who replied, "Yes My Lord as usual you are right, I couldn't ask to be a servant for anyone better."
"I am great aren't I!" Sesshomaru said more of a statement than a question, and allowed Jaken to continue his groveling.
'Kiss up,' Inuyasha thought to himself then brought his attention to an enraged Kagome who was walking straight up to his brother. "What did you say about me?" Kagome asked.
"Why do you ask what you already know, wench?" Sesshomaru replied coldly. "First never answer a question with a question you cold-hearted son of a bitch, second don't call me a wench when I'm pissed, and third get your tail out of your ass!" Kagome said trying to size him up.
"What are you going to do about it?" Sesshomaru asked intrigued, then continued by spacing out his words. "You are a weak human girl, that travels with that useless wannabe demon."
"This," and with that said Kagome slapped him right across his beautiful face leaving a dark red mark. "HOW DARE YOU SLAP LORD SESSHOMARU!" Jaken said stepping up to Kagome who picked him up and punted him like a football.
(Then Shippo comes out unseen by Inuyasha and Kagome and does the field goal sign)
"WOW," Inuyasha said staring at Kagome in amusement. "Let's go your brother is scaring me not moving," Kagome said motioning towards Sesshomaru who was just standing there shocked with his hand (perfectly manicured might I add) over the red mark.
"Okay," Inuyasha said, "but can we take a picture first?" "Well okay," Kagome said getting her camera out and together they take a couple of pictures with them posing by Sesshomaru.
Even further then they were before in the forest
"You know Kagome we seem to be interrupted a lot," Inuyasha said actually noticing something. "You think," Kagome replied sarcastically. "I'm sorry go on with what you were saying," Inuyasha said with a little bit of fear in his voice.
Before she could say a word Kikyou comes out in a nice sundress with her soul catchers and some luggage, "Inuyasha it is time for you and me to go to hell and be together forever."
'I HATE HER WHAT DOES HE SEE IN HER?' Kagome screamed to herself. Inuyasha was standing their dumbfounded thinking about what to say. "Well," Kagome and Kikyou said at the same time, "say something."
"Uh… oh yeah um… Kikyou I will need for you to wait," Inuyasha said proud of himself that he thought of something, while Kagome had a big sweat drop on her forehead. "Whatever do you mean Inuyasha?" Kikyou asked dramatically.
"Well this is sort of sudden you know can you give me like a two week's notice or something? You know so I can prepare," Inuyasha replied, once again proud, that he thought of something by himself.
"Well all right I'll see you in two weeks and remember hell is a little hot so don't bring anything too warm," Kikyou said as her soul catchers carried her into the air.
"Well that went well," Inuyasha said happily, and then forgetting about Kagome he stupidly asked, "can I have some ramen when we get back?" "SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Kagome yelled as she walked off. 'He is such an idiot!'