Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Though I wished I owned Anko.

SCENE 1!

Sasuke: Nacho-man, Nacho-man, radioactive Nacho-man!

Naruto: You're drunk again aren't you.

Sasuke: Nope! Orochimaru gave me happy pills!

Kiba: Dude, that's crack.

Sasuke: EAT NEKO BEYOTCH! –toss cat at Kiba-

Kiba: NOT THE FACE!

Naruto: God damnit not the cat again!

Kiba: GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME!

Naruto: I got it I got it!

Cat: ROWWWRRRR!

Naruto: IT'S GOT ME IT'S GOT ME!

Fat lady: Oh my poor little Tora! –starts to hug, unaware of Kiba and Naruto-

Kiba and Naruto: O.O Mommy. –SQUISH!-

Kakashi: Ouch.

SCENE 2!

Sasuke: -sees wavy colors-

Orochimaru: Hey.

Sasuke: …?

Orochimaru: f1hf89h23

Sasuke: …

Orochimaru: I said have you seen my LSD!

Sasuke: Give me MORE!

SCENE 3!

Shikamaru: Shit man. You gotta hide me.

Shikamaru: Someone called the cops. Told them about my black market organ farm!

Chouji: Haha, that was me!

Shikamaru: …

SCENE 4!

Naruto: Hey, do you know where my ramen is?

Kyuubi: Nope. –burp-

Naruto: What about my toast?

Kyuubi: Haven't seen it.

Naruto: My ferret?

Kyuubi: Oh, I ate that.

ANOTHER NUMBER!

Minato: They finally revealed my name in the Manga!

Kakashi: SENSEI! –glomp-

Minato: O.O WTF Kakashi!?

Obito: Sensei!

Rin: Sensei!

Both: -glomp-

Minato: Ack! I'm being smothered!

Kyuubi: In yo face Yondaime.

Kyuubi fangirl club: OMG! KYUUBI-SAMA!

Kyuubi: O.o AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Kyuubi Fangirl club: -drag Kyuubi away by the tails-

Minato: Again, I gave my life to defeat that thing?

Naruto: -clawed up- Dad, if you're so almighty and powerful, then beat the cat. –point to some bushes-

Minato: Ok! –go into bushes-

Kakashi: The poor fool.

Bush: ROOOOWWWWWR! HISSSSSSSS!

Minato: -runs out with cat attached to face- THIS IS NO CAT IT'S A MONSTER!

Kakashi Obito Rin: We'll save you sensei!

Cat: -evil glare-

Kakashi Obito Rin: O.O You're on your own sensei!

Minato: -falls over cliff hitting ledges along the way- OOF! AH! BLEH! SUNUVA- -splat!-

Naruto: … I think he reached the bottom.

Kakashi: Poor sensei.

ANOTHER SCENE!

Kyuubi: Oi, gaki, I propose a conundrum to you. A riddle if you will.

Naruto: Ok. Shoot.

Kyuubi: What's a difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck… I forget how the joke ends. But your mother's a whore.

Naruto: I hate you.

Kyuubi: Say, whatever happened to Itachi?

Author: I sent him back to the akatsuki hide out.

Kyuubi: …

Naruto: … You sent him back… to a hide out… full of GAY SUPER VILLANS!?

Author: It seemed like a good idea at the time!

-Itachi, Orochimaru, and the rest of the Akatsuki appear, all in tight green spandex pants-

All: I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt So sexy it Hurts.

Naruto: SWEET UNHOLY MOTHER OF KYUUBI! IT BURNS!

Kyuubi: THIS IS CRUEL! CRUUUUEEEEL!

Author: -mashing end button- END NOW END NOW END NOW!

End

Review people! If you don't, you will wake up with random Naruto characters(coughakatsukicoughcough) in your bed. Except Hinata. And Anko.

Hinata: W-w-why am I-I Here?

Author: If enough people review, and state that they want me to, I will write a hot and steamy NaruHina fic.

Hinata: -pass out with nosebleed-

Anko: What about me?

Author: I like you mostest. You are so hot and sexy O.O

Anko: -pulls out a kunai-

Author: Life supply of dango if you just play along with me.

Anko: Deal! –hug author, rubbing assets against him-

Author: Must… not… pass… out!

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