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Round 3

James ran headlong into the girls meeting where they were planning their next prank. "Surprise!"

he shouted then soaked them all with water guns. "HAHAHAHAHA!" he cackled and tried to

run. Lily flicked her wand up at him and he rose into the air, hoisted up by his ankle. "Now! Paint

him!" she shouted, and then they all painted them as he squirted them from his upside down in

mid air position. He laughed hysterically and so did all of Lily's team as they painted his face

with there ever present paints. Of course, James had figured out how to run upside-down during

the levacorpus charm, and ran away. He squirted all of Lily's team when he was too far away for

them to reach, and decided that he had won. Harry came out of nowhere. "Nice one dad!" he

shouted. "Dad?" asked James questioningly. "Oh crap." said Harry. "Might as well tell you."

And he told James everything up until he was sitting on his bed and was graced by the time

turner, including the warning about he future. "So, you are my son and I marry Lily." said James,

"Why didn't you tell me this before?" demanded James. "Well, I thought it might be a bit

awkward, you know if you knew..." said Harry, trailing off. "Well, it will not be. We had better

take you to Dumbledore and get you back to your time." said James. "No." said Harry firmly.

"I need a break from all that chosen one crap. If you knew what I have to deal with every single

day, you would not want to send me back. Besides, I already changed history." said Harry.

"What? How?" said James. "By telling you all of this, so you cant change it now." said Harry.

"Oh." said James, "Well, we will just have to keep you then, wont we?" James laughed, handed

Harry a water gun, and said "Lets soak 'em, son!" Then they laughed and charged at Lily's team,

blasting them and getting painted the whole time.