I do not own these characters, Stephenie Meyer does, I just got them arrested!

Of course, I saved the best for last - Rosalie the prostitute :) I hope you enjoyed this little quickie!


"Truth or dare Rosalie?" Edward sneered at his sister. He was still upset after having to take his shirt off and parade around Bella's house in front of Charlie.

"Dare, I always choose dare." Rosalie said as she rolled her eyes.

"I dare you to..." Edward started, but was interrupted by Alice's squeals of joy.

"OOHH this is going to be a good one!" Alice clapped her hands together and gathered up her camera.

"I dare you to...go down to the Donut Hole and I want you to hit on the first male that walks in the door. Unleash all your Rosalie charms and you have to make him blush." Edward smirked glancing quickly at Alice who was just grinning.

"Uh Edward, is that the best you could come up with? You are such a wimp." Rosalie snarled as she climbed onto her feet and headed upstairs.

"That seems pretty easy Edward.." I whispered, not understanding why he was letting her off the hook so easily.

"Trust me Bella... better yet, trust Alice." he said as he nodded his head in her direction. Alice was giddy as she grabbed a jacket, camera and a wad of cash.

Rosalie strolled down the stairs and Emmett let out a low whistle. She was in a turquoise, low cut blouse that clung to ever curve in her body and a black mini skirt. The outfit was finished with gold, strappy heels and bright red lipstick. "Let's get this over with..." Rose huffed as she picked up her purse and keys off the kitchen counter.

We took two cars to the Donut Hole, Emmett and Rose took her BMW while the rest of us jumped in the Volvo. Edward parked the car out front, and it looked pretty deserted inside.

"How long is this going to take?" Emmett growled as he opened the door. "This place is dead!"

"Oh someone will be along...shortly." Alice giggled as she went through the doorway.

"Let's sit here." I said pointing to a nearby table. Everyone sat down, making sure we had a good view of the door.

The waitress came over and we ordered something to drink. I got a donut since I was a little hungry. Jasper tapped his fingers impatiently on the table top, while Emmett grumbled about how short the skirt Rose wore was.

We had been there no more than five minutes, when headlights appeared in the parking lot. Rosalie immediately started running her fingers through her hair to give it some volume and touched up her lip stick. Alice grabbed Jaspers hand in excitement, I knew a male would be walking through the door in a few seconds.

I heard the jingle of the small bell that hung over the door as it opened. My head snapped up, and I saw my worst nightmare walk through the door.

"Call it off Edward." I hissed.

"No way." Edward laughed. "You have no idea how good this is going to be..."

I looked back at the door to see one of Charlie's deputies, Officer McCracken, standing just inside the door of the donut shop. He was the newest officer on the force, Charlie had mentioned him at dinner the other night. I believe the words he used to describe him were 'very gung-ho, can't wait to put someone in the cuffs, and wet behind the ears.' None of that made this plan look like a good one.

"Listen, this guy..." I tried to warn Rose, but Edward put his hand gently over my mouth.

"Well, Rose, I believe you have a dare to complete dear sister." Edward smirked as he goaded her.

"Piece of cake, one blushing, donut eating, cop coming up!" She pushed her chair back and headed toward the donut counter.

Officer McCracken noticed her right away, of course a blind man probably would have noticed her too the way her hips swayed from side to side as she strutted forward.

"Hi there." She purred as she stood behind him in line for a donut.

"Um hello miss." The officer said nervously, trying to focus on the donuts before him.

"So what's your favorite kind of donut?" Rosalie asked with a flirty giggle.

"Um, I'm not sure." the officer mumbled as he took a step away from her.

"Wanna know my favorite?" She asked alluringly as she ran her finger down his arm. The officer froze and looked suspiciously.

"Miss... I think you need to..." He looked away from her, but still no blush crossed his cheeks. Edward , Emmett and Jasper were quaking in their chairs as they tried not to laugh out loud.

"I like the ├ęclairs. Do you know why? Because they are so big... and long, I prefer my donuts long rather than round. How about you? You look like a long donut kind of guy.."

"This is not the kind of conversation..." He tried to shrug her off, but Rosalie was a woman on a mission, I saw her set her jaw, narrow her eyes at the back of his head as he tried to ignore her. Rosalie would not be ignored.

"I think a man in uniform is sooooo sexy. I don't suppose you would have a few minutes and we could go, you know share a nice, hot, ├ęclair together, just you and me, alone...I could eat it with you in your car.."

The officer's body stiffened immediately, blush filling his cheeks. As he held his hand out to her, Rosalie grinned triumphantly toward our table. She was so proud of herself that she didn't notice officer McCracken reach for his handcuffs.

"You are under arrest for solicitation. You have the right to remain silent..." The officer said as he clicked the first handcuff closed around her wrist. Rosalie eyes were on fire when she looked back toward our table.

Edward and Jasper had fallen out of their chairs, Emmett was on his feet heading over to try and intercede. When officer McCracken saw him, he called for backup, thinking Emmett was her enormous pimp.

I didn't dare laugh until Rosalie was being put into the back of the police cruiser. " .God!" I laughed. "Edward you are so dead...she will kill you when she gets home." I said between laughs.

"We better go hide my Cd collection. Come on." Edward took my hand and led me out the door. We were just in time to see the police cruiser pull out of the parking lot, lights flashing.