27Hi, peoplez! I'm back with a Twilight fanfiction. The first chapter is Emmett's. Every major character will have the chance to wreck Carlisle's desk, including himself, Esme, and Bella, I'm doing Jacob too!
Chapter One: Emmett
"You'll never take me alive MUA HA HA HA HA!" Emmett ran up the staircase while still pelting Edward with his CD collection.
"EMMETT! I SWEAR IF YOU WRECK ANY OF THESE CD'S ESPECIALLY THE ONE THAT BELLA GAVE ME!" Edward screamed, "I WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY!"
Emmett grinned evilly; it was a good thing that Carlisle and Esme were out hunting, along with Rosalie, if any of them saw what he was doing, he shuddered at the thought.
"Oh! You mean this CD Edward?" he asked in a mocking tone holding up the CD that Bella had given Edward on Valentine's Day, "If you want it come and get it!"
'I wonder what's going on in his head at times, like this' Edward thought sighing mentally, 'hey! Maybe I could see what he's planning!'
'MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!' Edward blinked in surprise; Emmett's thoughts consisted completely of evil laughter, and an even sexier Rosalie… in a VERY skimpy bikini.
Edward shuddered, 'I didn't need to see that!'
"FINE!" he yelled, "here I come!"
In a second Edward appeared in front of Emmett, and lunged, trying to grab back the CD. For a moment Emmett thought that he got it back, but he needed to check. He ran as fast as he could to Carlisle's study, and slammed the door closed. Edward came to a halt, the door was a present from Esme; hand painted with roses, and butterflies. It was common knowledge that Carlisle didn't like the door but kept it there for Esme, and that he would 'kill' anybody who harmed it.
Emmett quickly locked the door, and took the CD out of his pocked, YES! It was the one that Bella gave Edward. And with Edward locked out of the room, he would just have to wait a few hours. He walked calmly to a nearby bookshelf that Carlisle put in just for him. He picked off one of his favorite books; "Ducky goes to School". He plopped down in front of the door admiring the pretty pictures, and words that he couldn't make sense of.
Finally he synced that Edward was finally gone. He opened the door "I WON THE WAR!" he screamed, and then he ran back into the study and punched Carlisle's desk in victory.
CRACK! The desk broke clear in half, "Oops…"
Edward stood, smirking, in the doorway and held out the real CD, "The one that you stole was a fake," he said smugly, "And Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie should enter in about three…two…one. "
Carlisle walked into his study hoping to catch up on some work, then halted when he saw his beautiful desk, now splinters, on the floor, "EMMETT!" he yelled.
"EMMMET YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!" Esme shirked, "STAY IN YOU ROOM FOR 3 DAYS! NO PLAYSTATION, GAMEBOY, NINTENDO, WII. YOU GET THE POINT!"
"Emmett…" Rosalie whispered.
"Yes, my love?" Emmet whispered back hoping that she would bail him out.
"Emmett… YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO MEET! NO GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"Yes, Rosalie." Emmett muttered emotionally scarred for life, and began walking over to his room. 'Why?' he thought miserable, 'Why does Edward have to be such a-'
"EMMETT YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" Edward screamed.
Emmett ran back to his room, maybe it would be a good thing to be stuck in his room for the next few days.
Sorry for the many typos. Please Review! And no flames...