89I finally got around to posting this!
Ten Ways To Annoy…Akatsuki Kain
1. Because he'll do anything for Adio get him to dress up like a big, fluffy, white bunny for Easter.
2. Walk up to him, pat him on the back, and say, "I'm very sorry, but by now you've gotta know by now that Ruka is in love with Kaname. So try to get over it!"
3. When he still tries to protect Ruka, make it as hard as possible.
4. Get the most obnoxious, hyper girls in Cross Academy to join his fan club.
5. Force Zero into the Night Class, then tell Kain that he's going to be Zero's new room mate.
6. Pelt him with chocolate on Valentine's Day
7. Pelt him with presents on Christmas.
8. Pelt him with candy on Halloween.
9. Go to the pet store and buy the meanest cat with the sharpest claws for his birthday. Insist that you forgot that all animals HATE vampires.
10. Hide all his stuff and refuse to give it back.
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