Ask a character!

by: princesspeach94

Me: Welcome to Ask a Character! This is a game where you can, well…ask a character!...something! Anyway, here's how it works. Every week I will post a new character and all you fans out there get to ask him/her a question! (or two) But don't worry-all of the other characters will be there…they just wont be the spotlight. At least 5 questions per character must be asked by the end of the week. If not, their time will be extended for two weeks, so please ask those questions! You know you want to!

Me: Also if you cannot abide by the rules your question will not be answered and deleted. Here they are:

1. NO SWEARING

2. NO USING SEXUAL TERMS

3. NO USING ADULT-LIKE IDEAS

4. NO SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT THE CHARACTER

5. NO SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME!

6. HAVE FUN! (BY NOT DOING THE THINGS LISTED ABOVE)

Now is that last one so hard? Anyway please follow the rules because as I said before, your question will NOT be answered. I am only putting these rules up for the good of the characters and because I want this to be a safe rated K fic.

Me: Ok…you have all waited for this moment…time to announce this week's character!

(crowd cheering)

Me: And here they are right now!

(curtain comes up and reveals the characters)

Me: Ok, first of all-thank you guys for being on the show...that crowd looks convincing! Ok everyone, these are the characters that will be here every week: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Bowser, and Toad! But don't worry, other characters in the series will come as guest stars after these guys have their turn. You can even request another character you'd like to see on the show!

Wario: Will you hurry up and tell us who's the first character?

Me: Wario's so anxious.

Wario: Hey! Are you talking about me?

Me: Ok and this week's character is…

Crowd is silent...

Still silent...

Waiting in agony!...

Me:…Princess Peach!

(crowd cheers as the princess blows kisses)

Me: Haha, you all thought it was going to be Mario, didn't you? Well that's another thing about this show…I'm not going in order, so stay tuned every week to find out which character is next! Hehe, sorry Mario, ladies first! Oh, and also…after every character has gone, there will be one more week after that when all of the characters interviewed will come back and answer questions one last time! So if you missed your favorite character, you'll get another chance. So be grateful. And now a word from the lovely Princess Peach.

Peach: Thanks! And I'd like to thank everyone for supporting me and my kingdom. I hope this will be a great experience for me and for you! Please ask all the questions you have…I'd like to hear what you want to know about me!

(crowd cheers for the princess as she takes her seat once again)

Me: Thank you, Princess! And I hope to see lots of questions come for you next week.

Me: I guess it's time to wrap it up. So submit your questions now! See you guys next time on…Ask a Character!