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The Epic 'Saga' hits Hinamizawa
Once upon a time…a man was troubled.
In Hinamizawa everyone died from the evil curse of the pyreflies, Takano did her evil laugh whilst they died.
"Bwahahaha…" It went. And then there was awed silence until your mum appeared.
Suddenly Ooishi appeared and started to give Keiichi a lapdance. Keiichi enjoyed it for a few seconds, but then could not get away due to Ooishi's BULK which was maintained by lots and lots of PIES!
Keiichi's pelvic bones began to give way!
"Oh no," he squealed as Keiichi squirmed harder and harder into Ooishi's crotch. A smile appeared over Ooishi's face. "Domo…" he said with a grin.
Any colour left in Keiichi's face was obliterated when he had a sudden urge to go to the shiny toilet. Keiichi needed to relieve himself quickly! He broke free from Ooishi's sensual grasp and ran towards the toilet. Ooishi followed.
"Are you fond of watersports, Maebara-san?" Ooishi said. K1's eyes widened as he blushed. "Y-yes…Ooishi-san…" Ooishi grinned hard. "So do I Maebara-san."
"I have a brilliant idea," Ooishi said, "Two words. Washing Machine." He then ran towards his car screaming, "TOMAYTOES!"
A puzzled Keiichi pondered for a moment. Ooishi returned with a washing machine and wearing a rubber suit. Keiichi remained silent.
Keiichi stared in awe of the sight of Ooishi's body encased in rubber. "Ooishi-san…may I touch you…?"
"Hmm…if you wish Maebara-san," Ooishi said with a smile.
"I-I don't know how…I've never been this close to someone…" His sentence was cut off by the feeling of warm podge beneath his hand as Ooishi forced his hand deeper into the folds of his fat.
Just then Irie walked into the shiny toilets and saw the 'couple'. "Good day to you Ooishi-san, Maebara-san," He said, nodding at both and then opening and stepping into the washing machine, vanishing from sight with a pop.
Ooishi returned to caressing the folds of his own rubbery fat whilst looking at Keiichi and sucking his chubby finger. Keiichi moved closer.
"Irie's gone now Maebara-san…where were we?" Ooshi ran his hands down K1's body, stroking every last inch of his body. "A-ah! Ooishi…-san…" K1 blushed gently, squeezing his eyes shut whenever Ooishi passed his sensitive areas. "Hmmm…Maebara-san…I see you are rising to the occasion," Ooishi grinned widely.
A knock on the door and they both sprang apart. "Kei-kun" A voice, de la female, said, "Are you in there? You promised to take me to Angel Mort." The sounds of soft feminine sobs echoed into the shiny toilets. In the background Irie was contently spinning right round baby right round in the washing machine.
Thinking quickly, K1 signalled to Ooishi to hide with Irie in the washing machine and then – to make sure no one could tell who was in there, K1 put it on the spin cycle. Footsteps echoed closer as the girl walked in.
K1's eyes widened as he saw the redhead walk in with her trademark cleaver in hand. "Keiichi-kun…doshite usou, tsuno nana, kana?" Rena whispered.
"But-But Rena this is and ENGLISH fanfic…" K1 said as he moved closer to Rena.
"USODA!" Rena yelled. K1 squealed like a small girl caught in the grasp of Dr. Irie.
"R-ryuguu-san, its just umm…," Ooishi said, backing away and reaching behind him for a mysterious-invisible backpack.
"A-HA!" He screamed triumphantly, "Take this Ryuguu-san!" His hand thurst deep into the bag, he withdrew it quickly and threw a large, purple, long, slippery object at her.
"Nrggh!" Rena squealed as her mouth was stuffed with the moist, throbbing tentacle.
"Ah ha ha ha," Ooishi laughed evilly, "No one will steal Maebara-san from me!"
"Go-Gomen…Nasaii!" Rena stifled before squealing as four more tentacles appeared before ripping her sailor fuku top open. "Nooooooo! MY KAWAIINESS!" Rena screamed as her shirt was also ripped open. Suddenly, K1 screamed, "HOLY FUCK! ITS BLUE!"
Takano burst through the shiny toilet main door screaming, "The Tomaytoes are attacking!" She then ran over to the nearest sink and brought out some bright pink hair dye and proceeded to dye her hair into a vivid pink colour. Whilst all of this was happening Irie was still in the washing machine singing D.O.A.
Rena squirmed around, pinned by the tentacles that were strapped around each limb. "D-datsuhute…Keiichi-kin…" Rena murmured. "SPEAK ENGLISH FIRST BITCH!" Keiichi yelled as he grabbed Rena by the hair and forced her face into Ooishi's moobs.
"Mrrrrrrrr!" Rena squealed as something warm and flabby filled her mouth, instinctively sucking on it. "Mmmmm…Domo…Ryuguu-san…mmmm…!" Ooishi murmured into her waiting ear.
Hanyuu drifted through the wall as Rika walked through the door of the shiny toilet followed by Tomitake. Rika stopped, took in the sight and abruptly ran out screaming, "MY EYES! They BURNN!" For she had been sprayed with a substance.
Tomitake stood just out of the doorway and started snapping pictures of the scene before him with a smile on his face.
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This is a story written by me and two of my friends at College :)
Dosclaimer - I dont own Higurashi, I can only wish I can
A note on my other stories...umm...Ive hit a Concrete wall with them, lol sorry people, but they are probably gonna remain unfinished, I dont really have an excuse. So umm...enjoy this one.