16Finally uploaded
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Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
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Rena screamed as Irie pushed her into one of Ooishi's fat pies.
"Oh Noes!" Rena squealed as the pastry surrounded her body, only leaving her awesome ginger head visible.
Just then Rika burst through the Shiny Toilet and Irie legged it whilst Tomitake wasn't far behind. Hanyuu floated through the wall drunk as a duck, which is quote drunk as the duck is known in the drinking world as a sponge sucking up the ALKEEHOL like water.
She loled when YOUR MUM got RAEPED by Ooishi's fatty folds of fatty fatness. Hmmm….tasty….
"Dayum!" said SHMION's bewbs and she then proceeded to bewb-slap Hanyuu.
Suddenly, from out of no where, a little girl came running out crying. A few moments later, a rather sheepish-looking Irie re-appeared holding a very blooded teddy.
The twin power of SHMION's bewbs will…BLOT OUT THE SUN!
Due to SHMION bewb-slapping Hanyuu, she flew off into the Stratosphere and then K1 and Ooishi hugged in the shade, which K1 slowly becoming engulfed by one massive semi-sticky, semi-liquid thing that claimed to be Ooishi's fatty folds of RAPE!
"FROSTING!" screamed SHMION's bewbs and gratefully Ooishi obliged, spraying it everywhere.
"Can I have some Chicken McFaggots?" Satako said to a convenient fast food seller. Then Rika came along and ate for free 'cause she's the JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Just then an announcer appeared in a flash of sparkles and announced, "ACHILLES!" and then vanished into another convenient flash of sparkles.
"Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop,"
…
"Where's the horse?" Rika questioned.
In answer to this a man wearing solid bronze shiny armour skipped out of the shadows, closely followed by another man clacking two halves of a coconut together.
"Where be that man?" the man skipping questioned, puffing out his chest and showing a pink embroidered 'H' on his chest.
"Lolwut?" Satako said.
"Where be Achilles?" Boomed Hector of the Flashing Helmet land.
"You can flash my helmet anytime," drawled Hanyuu, still pissed as a quack.
Suddenly, still with a look of disgust on his face, Hector vanished and Bill Dor appeared in his place.
Another being appeared but this being is known as Sonozaki Akane…AKA MILF.
"Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp? BITCHES!" MILF screamed into everyone's ears.
Bill Dor slowly turned to face her, his black cloak billowing in the breeze and scythe glinting in moonlight.
"YOU ARE VERY LUCKY MILF. ON ANOTHER SAY I MAY BE BACK TO MY ORIGINAL JOB, NOT JUST A FARMHAND."
The deep gravely tones tore through everyone, leaving them stunned and silent.
"NOW…WHERE CAN I PURCHASE SOME YAOI?"
"Over here!" yelled Ooishi, removing his panties.
"OOHHH YEAH!" Bill Dor said, taking out a video camera and switching it on.
"OMGF you kills Sonikk you BASTUD!" Hanyuu screamed at the guy with the 'H' on his chest.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster flew in and touched everyone with his noodle-y goodness.
"It's a battle of the Gods!" Hanyuu yelled tackling the FSM in mid-air but passing thru 'cause she's a FAIL-GOD!
"EPIC FAIL," commented Bill Dor.
"Look," Ooishi groaned, "The sky goes dark."
Over 9000 creatures, demi-gods and epic n00bs filled the sky.
"Oh Em Gee! NO WAI!" Hector of the Flashing Helmet land exclaimed in surprise at the mob of OVER 9000 enemies charging towards him with sticks of Battenberg and missiles of Fudge.
"This is Madness!" said Rika, feeling it appropriate.
"Madness?" replied Ooishi, "This is….CAKE TOWN!"
"Big Tasty, raise me on high," demanded Irie
"Nande?" Ooishi wondered.
"DO AS HE SAYS BIG T!"
Ooishi raised up Irie, who's pants had vanished.
"They can't face my finger of Fudge," Irie loled.
As Ooishi raised Irie up high the angels sang in immaculate chorus as Check Norris descended from Heaven and landed a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of…Ooishi-Jones.
"Owwww, my Peniii," Ooishi-Jones exclaimed, his hand shooting down to check, "4…5…12…16…108…26…4…1. Yup all still good."
Irie, now un-supported by the Ooishi, fell upwards to his death in a large mincer…which was manned by Tyrano-Satan.
"Ha Ha Ha!" Tyrano-Satan roared, "Be afraid for I am Tyrano-Satan, no one can stop me, not even you!"
Just then a figure swooped in on a vine which magically appeared and bitch-slapped Tyrano-Satan with a large, wet Haddock…or maybe it was a Cod. "I will defeat you Tyrano-Satan," said the figure, "For I am Raptor-Jesus!"
It was in this distant that time screwed itself sideways and all hell broke loose, Irie included.
"BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" screamed the hordes of Daemons brandishing various brightly coloured toothbrushes.
From out of no where, a red stripe and a blue stripe flashed across the sky and two men, one in red and one in blue, landed.
"Where's white?" Questioned Red.
"Probably beating up black again…" Answered Blue.
A flash of white and another man appeared.
"Yeah, Aquafresh on the offensive yet again!" Chorused all three.
" R!" Loled MILF, pointing and laughing a the toothbrush-wielding Daemons and the awesomeness of Aquafresh!
Raptor-Jesus shuddered violently and suddenly split in two.
"Who the Fuck?" Questioned R-J.
"I am the awesome Steosawus Jeebus, but you can call me Satoshi," Answered the figure.
Bill walked slowly, well you can't really call it walking, it was more like gliding as technically, he had to legs to speak of. He was Death most of the time and his solidification from spirit from SOLIDSPIRITS® equipped was out of fuel and therefore not working properly.