6Disclaimer: I obviously don't own any of Ms. Meyer's settings or characters. They're all hers! Not mine! (I wish!) Hope you like it…
Narrator's POV
The moment had finally arrived. The Cullens family had discovered Photoshop. Or, at least Alice had.
Nobody's POV
Alice giggled as she made Emmett look like a mermaid.
Click. Emmett grew a fish tail. Snicker…
Click. Emmett grew long, black hair. Snicker…
Click…clickity click click…Emmett got a seashell bra. Choke…snicker…giggle…SNORT!
Oh wow. I didn't know I could snort when I laugh! Alice thought, and grinned.
"Um….Alice? You okay in there? You're thoughts are starting to sound…..evil…." Edward yelled from the living room.
(Hurriedly saves picture and turns off computer screen…) "Me? Evil?" Alice called back, trying to sound innocent. As she had been making the picture, she was translating Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet to Arabic.
"Remember Alice. I can hear your thoughts…I know something's up. I will find out." Edward ran up the stairs lightning speed. He looked at her with questioning eyes. She looked at him back, an innocent look in hers.
"But what would I do?"
Edward narrowed his eyes. He turned on the computer screen and looked at the mermaid/Emmett. He then broke out laughing on the floor.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! "
"SHHHHHHH! I don't want Emmett finding out until I'm done and I can blackmail him with this!" Alice yelled at Edward with a menacing glare.
"Sorry! I'll stop."….giggle….snicker…
"Edward!? STOP IT! He'll hear!"
"Okay, I'm over it. Now let me see…." Edward grinned slyly as he gave Emmett a ton of makeup. Then he moved mermaid/Emmett onto an ocean picture. "That should do it!"
Alice giggled. "Hurry! Save it and we'll email it to everyone tomorrow!"
"Okay," Edward agreed. "Can I send it to Bella right now though?"
"No. She might slip up and let Emmett know about it."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Pleeeaase?"
"NOO!"
"Pretty please?"
"NO."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"NO! And I wouldn't even we able to eat the cherry!"
"Fine." Edward glared at her.
They saved it, and turned off the computer. Then they walked out of the room as innocently as they could.
"Hey guys…what was so funny?" Emmett asked when he saw them.
Alice replied in a singsong voice, "Oh nothing, Edward was just telling me a blonde joke. Except with every blonde, he replaced the name with Rose."
"HEY!" Rosalie shrieked.
"Calm down baby. Don't let them get to you," Emmett told her, squeezing her shoulder.
Rosalie sent Edward and Alice a death glare. They grinned happily.
"Hey Alice? Edward whispered. "Want to go hunting?"
"Sure, why not."
They both headed out the door….and planned how to blackmail Emmett with the picture tomorrow…
Authors note: Don't worry, more to come I think! The story might just be funny to me….but I like it anyways. Comments please….