11Life the universe and cake
CH 2: infinite universe
The universe is vast so vast that the chances of being picked up and rescued after being ejected out of an airlock. Is incredibly unlikely but today the unlikely is likely because as there 32 seconds neared an end the most unlikely thing happened a rip in the space time continuum appeared and swallowed them whole.
For years scientists would argue that the only way that this event had even happened was because the Heart Of Golds improbability drive had caused it, the improbable to happen. At least that is what they wanted to believe because if it wasn't true they knew a lot less about the universe then they thought. It was never decided who what right because in the end the lab next to there's accidentally created an temporal exclusion field erasing them and the entire facility from existence. No one really cared or remembered.
"Ack, I can breath" Danny said over joyed, not seeing that he was siting on Sam in the middle of a restaurant. It wasn't just any restaurant it was the restaurant at the end of the the universe literally. Danny suddenly noticed he was siting on Sam and immediately got off of her.
"It seams that we are in some kind of restaurant" Sam stated to Danny as they walked over to the waiter who apparently was waiting for them.
"yea, I realize" Danny said as they walked the last couple of feat to the waiter.
"Ah you must be Danny and Samantha" The waiter said as he stood behind his podium checking something off of a list.
"You know who we are? Sam asked waiter.
The waiter replied "There is someone waiting for you, I will lead you there."
Danny just shrugged and then they followed the waiter they looked around to see hundreds of different spices of aliens they were snapped out of there wonder said "There" and pointed to a table. There were five people at the table three of them with wings\Jet packs and they also had crowns. The two smaller ones were just floating over there seats. The bigger one who looked like a muscle builder, kinda looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He had a huge wand compared to the others an looked like he could have snapped almost anyone in half. The smaller two had pink and green hair and looked like husband and wife. One of the humans had a red berray it was Tucker. Danny and Sam were over joyed. The other human was a small kid no more than ten years old he had a pink hat and a pink shirt and a big buck tooth.
"Hay guys" Tucker said as he waved to them.
"Welcome puny humans" The large one with the jet pack said his oversize wand leaning against the table.
"Hi" Danny replied not knowing what to really say.
"Hi" The floating green one said as he waved.
"I bet your wondering what is going on here" The ten year old with the pink hat said "My name is Timmy Turner and these are my fairy god parents Cosmo and Wanda"
"My name is Jorgan Vonstrangle" The big fairy said "and I be you are wondering what is going on."
"I am" Danny replied to Jorgan's statement trying get every thing strait in his mind.
"and so am I" Sam said joining into the conversation.
"Well" Wanda started and then continued before she was interrupted by her husband Cosmo.
"The earth was BLOWN UP! By the Vogons" Cosmo interrupted Wanda started to speak again but before she could even form one word Cosmo interrupted again "ah good times."
"As I was saying we had little warning and no time to do any thing about the earth." Wanda said with sadness in her motherly voice.
"Yea it was kind of sudden" Danny said with his hand to his chin.
"We only had time to save our god child and their family's" Wanda said.
"I regret nothing!" Cosmo suddenly interjected surprising Danny and Sam but not any one who knew him.
"Timmy just happened to be visiting Amity Park and came to meet me. I was his pen pal." Tucker said.
"Yea" Timmy said.
"Um if you are Fairy's can't you just poof the earth back into place" Sam asked the fairies.
"You would think so" Timmy replied putting his hand to his chin.
"Unfortunately puny humans it is against DA RULES" Jorgan said with his arms crossed.
"Why?" Danny asked curious as to why any one would make such a rule.
"It would be stealing" Wanda answered.
"Ok?" Danny replied not getting how it would be stealing.
"You see the Magrathians are the only race in the universe who can make Planets artificially" Wanda said hoping it would make more sense
After a pause, seeing as nobody was saying any thing Cosmo chimed in "The have patient!"
"Cosmo you idiot thats patent not patient" Timmy scolded his godparent.
"Ohhhh" Cosmo said "FRED!"
"That seems to make sense" Sam said.
"I guess my work here is done" Jorgan said as he got up to poof away " I have a meeting with the dolphins."
After Jorgan had disappeared in a poof of smoke Sam asked "Dolphins?"
"Yes the Dolphins and there save the humans campaign." Timmy said and then added "we attended a rally lets just say it was different."
"Well we better get going Timmy" Wanda said.
"See ya around the universe" Timmy said as he and his god parents poofed away.
"Now what do we do?" Danny asked.
"I can't believe it" A cirten manically depressed robot said.
"Can't Believe what?" Sam said as she and the others walked out of the resteraunt and into the parking lot.
"I can't Believe that my worentie still hasn't expired its dreadful" The robot said.
Who is this robot? What is his purpose? Just talk to my dinner Why did I And where will our trio end up next find out this and more in the next exiting installment of life the universe and cake