Shinobi

Based on Popular from Wicked

KKakashi AAnko TTogether

Disclaimer: I DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY SONG THAT I PARODY.

Kakashi and Anko stared at the young, innocent, new Academy students. "Kakashi?" "Yes, Anko?" "I believe it is time for our new pep talk to take place." "I agree."

K: Shinobi

A: You're gonna be Shinobi

K: You'll learn the proper ways to attack and avoid

A: Little ways to kill and pounce

K: We'll show what gear to bring

A: How to stab and sting

T: Everything that really counts to be-

K: Shinobi

A: You're gonna be Shinobi

K: You'll hang with the right teammates

A: You'll use the right bait

K: Learn the jutsus you've got to know

T: So let's start, for you've got an awfully long way to go

A: Don't be offended by our frank analysis

K: Think of it as personality dialysis

T: Now that we've chosen to become pals, senseis, advisors.

There's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to

A: Shinobi

K: We know about Shinobi

A: And with an assist from us

K: You'll be alive and robust

A: Instead of dead-last who you were-oh, are

T: 'Cause nothing's gonna stop us from making you Shinobi

A: When we see real preppy creatures

K: With freakishly happy features

A: We ask them on their own behalf to look to

K: Genin, chuunin, jonin, Hokage, S-rank, and Akatsuki

A: Did they have the preppy happiness?

T: Don't make us laugh

K: They were Shinobi

A: We know about Shinobi

K: It's not about happiness

A: It's about deadliness

K: So it's very wise to be

T: Really really really good Shinobi

A: And though you protest

K: Your disinterest

T: It's our destiny

To make every single one of you shinobi