This one requires a bit of a back story.

You see, I'm having a prompt war with the oh-so-fabulously-talented Naesy, and she was explaining to me certain prompts that should not be used. I believe she mentioned something about Draco being a rat and Harry being a mime, but those are beside the point.

The point is, she mentioned a certain non-prompt that I simply could not ignore.

And Josiah was born.

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Harry's Talking Third Nipple

By Ginny Weasley

They say his name was Josiah.

I hear he was hot as fi-yah!

He was a secret;

He made Harry fret,

For Draco called him a liar!

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Perhaps if you review, I can send you a picture of Josiah. He really is hot as fi-yah. Believe me.