Yep, new story is up

Yep, new story is up! Hope you will like it!:D And yes, I don't like the title either. (.-.-.);;

WARNING! Narusasu, a Horny Konoha, a too cute for words uke Sasuke and of course: RATED M for later chapters! Run away in fear if this is not the way your worlds turns! Also; everyone Sasuke meets will have a dream with Sasuke as bottom.

I don't own Naruto in any way nor do I make money out of this. Reviews will be put in my happy box; Flames will be used to burn your house down.

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"What do you mean he doesn't remember us?!" Naruto asked, his arms waving in disbelief.

Sakura looked like all brain functions had stopped. If you noticed the drool that was starting to gather in the corner of her mouth, you could see that she was in that state for almost three minutes now.

Tsunade took a deep breath and looked worried from Naruto to Sakura. The three of them where standing in the hokage's office. The sun was standing high and the weather was comfortable, so a lot of people were outside. The open window let in all kinds of noises, but somehow they didn't reach the persons in the room.

"Sasuke lost his memory." She repeated, her voice dripping with seriousness but with a hint of concern and sympathy.

Let me explain this to you, since you're all looking kind of confused right now...and yes, that means that I've got cameras hanging in your houses. Deal with it.

Two months ago, Sasuke accepted a mission. Just a normal mission; spy two weeks on a rich bastard guy and report anything special. Sasuke left for the mission and live went on in Konoha. Every two days Tsunade received a report of what happened in the city on the border of Hi No Kuni. A.K.A Fire country.

After two weeks the reports stopped and Sasuke had noted in his last letter that he was coming home again in three days. So everything was normal. Sasuke would return in three days. Three days, yep, three days. Okay, only two days left. Only one. Aaaand, he is coming home right now.

Yep, any moment now. Hold on. Okay, maybe he got a little lost. Or he is tired. Or he needed more time then expected. Okay, five days has past, come home!

A week later and everyone got a little worried.

Naruto and Sakura both were on a mission of their own, so they didn't knew the big news yet. When they got home; three and a halve week later after Sasuke left, it was like the world had exploded.

Immediately a search team of anbu was set up and local cities and town where informed that Uchiha Sasuke was missing. Naruto and Sakura, of course were both worried to death and had a little search off their own. When the news leaked out about Sasuke it went round like a fire in Konoha and a day later the rumours had started.

Sasuke was dead, Sasuke was starting a new sound to destroy Konoha, Sasuke was secretly addicted to evil bunnies and started an army, Sasuke was lost, Sasuke was in a coma somewhere or Sasuke had lost in battle and was now in a hospital unable to reach Konoha to let him know that he was alive.

Of course, Sakura and Naruto didn't believe any of the rumours and went on with searching for Sasuke. Five weeks had past since Sasuke went away, but still no sign of him.

Then two days later, Tsunade got a letter. A no not some normal letter, no. The letter everyone had waited for. The letter came from a married couple in the earth country somewhere near the sea. The would make sure that Sasuke would arrive safely in Konoha.

Which they did, six days later. Sasuke immediately was sent to the hospital for research and Naruto and Sakura both hadn't seen him yet. Tsunade knew that Sakura and Naruto would blow up the whole room if they didn't got to see Sasuke soon. But they couldn't yet, they first needed to listen to a story.

"Sakura, Naruto. I told you who found him right?"

Naruto nodded so fast that Tsunade was afraid it might fall off, but fortunate it didn't. Sakura nodded slowly in her trance, still not completely awake. Tsunade signed for the two to sit down at the chairs that stood in the corner of the room and walked to the door. She opened it, revealing an old pair, both with grey hair and wise wrinkles. The man had a cane in his hand, the lady a small basket. They were holding hands.

Naruto immediately took the hint and picked up two more chairs, the most comfortable and placed them near Tsunade's desk. Then he grabbed his own chair and placed it in front of the other chairs. Sakura smiled to the couple and placed her own chair next to Naruto, looking curious to the couple.

Tsunade sat down behind her desk; she gave the couple a smile and then took a deep breath. "This is Umi Naomi and Umi Mori, these are the ones that found Sasuke. Naomi and Mori, these two are Uzumaki Naruto and this is Haruno Sakura, they are the best friends of Sasuke and they were on the same team together."

The couple made a soft bow which Sakura and Naruto returned. "Now, Naomi-san and Mori-san, can you please tell the whole story from the beginning, from the point you found Sasuke?"

Naomi gave a small smile to Naruto who smiled back, unsure why she kept looking at him. Then she started. "Once upon a time..."

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Naomi sighed happily. This was life. Her husband and she were gathering herbs for dinner tonight and they walked hand in hand on the old forest path. Everything was normal but when the couple arrived at their favorite blueberry bush, they were shocked.

Not only where the blueberries gone, there was a smal puddle of blood in front of it. Mori immidiately let go of Naomi's hand and walked cautiously to the puddle. He kneeled in front of it and checked his surroundings.

Naomi held her hands in a sort of pray form. She looked worried at her husband who was lookig around, still kneeled down. Naomi suddenly tensed up when she heard something to her right.

"Mori." she whispered to her husband.

"Mori!" she hissed some harder.

"Mori!" she was now speakig out loud.

When her husband still didn't answer she rolled her eyes. "MORI!"

Her husband slowly turned around and made a 'sshhh' sound. His finger in front of his lips. Naomi pointed to her right and signed him to come over. Mori stood up, walked to Naomi and he walked through the bushes, in the direction Naomi had pointed to.

After a couple feet, Mori stopped in his tracks, causing Naomi to bump into him. She shot him a glare, but when he still looked forward she followed his gaze at something in front of him.

Naomi's eyes widened at what lay in front of them on the ground, trembling and shaking. When Naomi noticed that it was a boy, she ran over to the body and kneeled down. The man was lying on his side, hugging himself and his knees pulled up. His hair was messy and greasy and blocked the view to his eyes. yet Naomi knew that the man was crying, she could see the tears streaming over his cheeks and the sobs also gave it away.

The anbu outfit the boy was wearing was covered with dirt, blood and ripped in several places. Mori picked up the tigers mask that lay next to the shaking man. Naomi briefly checked if the man had any great wounds and then brushed the black hair in front of the man's eyes away.

The black eyes that were revieled looked at her, scared and sad. Yet they looked a little dead, as if they didn't care what happened anymore. The boy briefly looked into her eyes before looking at the grass in front of him again.

"Are you in great pain?" Naomi asked softly, smiling in hope to comfort the boy. The boy shook his head, still shaking and inhaled deeply and loudly after a sob. Naomi sighed of relief.

"can you stand?" she asked. The boy nodded. "I-I think s-so..." he whispered softly.

"My husband and I" Naomi pointed at the smiling man and the boy looked at him briefly before looking at naomi again. "are going to take you to our house, so we can help you, okay?"

The boy hesitated and Naomi saw him thinking. The boy briefly looked at the couple. Then he slowly nodded. Naomi sgave him an extra smile. "Good boy." She rewarded him. To her suprise she didn't get a scowl, but the boy's frown dissapeared. She cocked her head for a second, then she grabbed on of the boys arms and pulled it over her shoulder, her man doing the same with the other arm. The mask still in his hand.

On a 'one, two, three, now!' they pulled the boy up and noticed the hard way that it wasn't a boy but a young man. The young man had looked really small on the ground,yet now half hanging on their old shoulders they noticed that the boy was taller then them. And heavier then they had expected.

It took twice the normal time to get to their house but they didn't really mind. They softly placed the young man on the couch. Mori immidiately swent to get the first aid kit while Naomi helped the young man undress, so they had better access to the wounds.

The boy hadn't said anything yet, and it worried Naomi. She didn't ask though. The boy could speak and he probably was still to shocked to speak unless he needed though. Naomi looked at the anbu vest with a puzzled face till she noticed the zipper.

"Can you take off your vest?" she pointed at the zipper and the young man nodded hastily, like he was embarressed by the fact that Naomi had to point it out.

"can you also take off you shirt?" she asked. The young man nodded wile he was fuming with the zipper. She took a closer look to the boy. The young man was tall, about 6 feet. His black eyes were now set in a frown, since the stupid zipper would cooporate with him. The black hair, consisting of two bangs on each side of the face and a spiked back that stood in the air, had a blue tint to it.

The young man's face was femine when you took a second look and the eyes were sparkling. Even though the young man was probably about 18 or 19 years old; he had a childish glint in his eyes and his tongue was a bit peeking through his lips, since he was concentrating on his finger that pulled the zipper.

Only by his body you could see that it was a young man, his whole way of acting; crying, the tongue sticking out, sparkling eyes and happy when praised were only screaming: "I'm a boy, can I have cookie? I've been good!"

The devilish zipper finaly was done and the young man took of the vest. The started to pull his shirt up, but hissed in pain when he stretched himself. Naomi glanced at the wound on his stomach.

"point you fingers to the ceiling." She ordered with a happy sigh. The young man gave her a glance then he raised his arms. Naomi pulled the shirt over his head and placed it on the couch next to him.

The upper body was filled with scratches and little cuts, but nothing serious. Suddenly Mori entered the room with the first aid kit. Naomi looked at her husband and then to the sand on the young man's cheek.

"do you want a bath first?"

The boy gave her a smile and nodded fast. Naomi looked at her husband who just nodded and walked out of the room again, leaving the box on the table. Placing it next to the tiger mask.

"While you take a bath, I will wash your clothes, then when you're done we will take a look at your wounds, okay?"

The boy nodded again. "good boy." She said and the boys smiled, happy that he was praised for his actions.

"I'm Naomi and my husbands name is Mori."

The boy nodded but didn't answer the unsaid question what his name was. Naomi figured that the boy wasn't ready yet and left it that way. "bath's done!" mori shouted, breaking the silence. Naomi stood up form her chair and reached out her hand to help the young man up. The man took the hand, but when Naomi was about to let go since the man was up, he squeezed in it, not letting it go.

Naomi looked surpised that the man didn't let go of her hand. She then looked at the man in front of her who looked sad at her. "P-Please?" he softly whispered.

Naomi blinked before she gave squeeze back. "Good boy." She said again, hoping that praising him would encourage him to talk to her. The young man nodded with a grin. It was like a child was holding her hand, afraid that she would go away. Not an young man, bigger then her or her husband. The man gave her a smile as a thank you sign, so Naomi could only smile back. Wondering what would happen next.

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Okay, first chapter is over! Hope you enjoyed it, next chapter will coninue with the story of Sasuke, Naomi and Mori. :D

Thanks in advance for reviewing! (if you're gonna do that...) X3