"Chili Cheese Milkshakes" - By: Kiba Inubake
-Spoof of Pokémon Johto-

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.
Chili cheese milkshakes…
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

Everybody wants to eat a hot dog,
Everybody wants to show their gut.
Everybody wants to eat it faster,
Make their way on to dessert.

Each pie you eat!
Gonna get just a little bit fatter.
Each shrimp you eat!
Is 90 more calorie-es!

It's a whole new establishment!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
It's a whole new place to eat!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.
It's a whole new place, with a new dinner menu!
But you still gotta EAT IT ALL!
And be the fattest you can be.

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.
Chili cheese milkshakes…
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

Everybody wants to grope the waitress!
Everybody needs to see her nude.
Everybody wants to get her address!
An' when you come, she'll give you more food.

Give it all you've got!
Go to her place, and rape her silly.
But what was her name?!
I think she said it was Hikari!

It's a whole new restaurant!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
It's a whole new joint to laze!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.
It's a whole new place, with a new dinner menu!
Yet sadly, you can't have it all!
'Cause your wife says you're too fat!

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Chili cheese milkshakes…
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

It's a whole new establishment…
It's a whole new place to eat…
It's a whole new place, now with lunch n' breakfast menus…
But you still gotta EAT IT ALL!
And be the fattest you can be.

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Chili cheese milkshakes…
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

It's a whole new establishment!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
It's a whole new place to eat!
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.
It's a whole new place, with a new dessert menu!
But you still gotta EAT IT ALL!
And be the fattest you can be.

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Chili cheese milkshakes...
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Chili cheese milkshakes...
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Chili cheese milkshakes...
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood!
Chili cheese milkshakes...
Foo-foo-foo, foo, foo-ood.

Chili cheese milkshakes!


Just something I thought of making, because it's been so long since I last updated. Also, if you're wondering why I based this around food, well...I honestly don't know why, but it just came to me. XD