18Seto & Kisara's Biology Assignment
Author's note – Behold another mini-series… -sniggers- I sort of came up with this when it occurred me – how would Kaiba take on an assignment to raise a baby? Well, we're going to find out.
Read and review pleaaaaase!
Disclaimer – I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did YGO 5D would SO feature Kaiba; GX would follow up on how Kaiba's doing as he nears 30… wait, screw that, Kaiba would have his own TV series. ;D
Chapter 1
The Screaming Mass of Horrors
"It's looking at me! KISARA IT'S LOOKING AT ME!"
Kaiba continued to glare moodily at the baby, growing increasingly agitated with the thing.
Kisara entered the room and cradled the baby in her arms, "Stop being ridiculous, it's a doll for God's sake!"
"It's pure eviiiiiiiiiiiiil!" Kaiba insisted and shrank back as the doll cried hysterically; immersed in paranoia he pointed at it, "See! See! Told you – IT'S ALIVE!"
Kisara shook her head dubiously.
These two are really out to get each other…
2 Days earlier…
"Mr. Garrison?"
"Hello Mr. Bones, yes we're going to get that rich brat today – aren't we?"
"Mr. Garrison… sir?"
" Hehehehehehehe… what was that? Oh yes you're so funny! You're my best friend, Bones…"
"MR GARRISON!" Kisara shouted as everyone's heads turned to hers as she tried unsuccessfully to hand in her essay.
But then again – this was a typical day in Bio class for Kisara: insulting Seto Kaiba, getting insulted by Seto Kaiba, and watching in horror as Mr. Garrison had full-fledged conversations with his skeleton before every class… weird.
"Out my way, Hunter." Kaiba said gruffly as he moved past Kisara roughly, "Kaiba, I think Garrison is out to get you today." she replied.
"When is he not?" Kaiba said sarcastically as Kisara shrugged in response, "Don't say I didn't warn you…"
"Okay, class you've got a new assignment," Mr. Garrison paused as he received a round of groans and continued, "The goal is to learn responsibility and more importantly, to discourage any procreation in the future."
Mr. Garrison then reached inside his desk drawers and produced a plastic beak which snapped noisily as it covered his nose. Then, with impish laughter, he placed a box on Kaiba's desk and made odd bird squawks – strangely resembling a stork whilst doing so.
Kaiba glared determinedly at the pink bow that decorated the top of the box as Mr. Garrison continued, "I have a present for you, Mr. Kaiba; do open it up quickly."
Pausing long enough to aim a death glare at his overly dramatic Bio teacher, Kaiba hesitantly tugged at the lid and froze as he gazed at the mass within, "You've got to be kidding me!" he growled as Kisara burst into hysterical laughter.
"Ohmanohmanohman…" she continued as she collapsed to the ground, "It even has your EYES!"
Mr. Garrison addressed the class with a grin, "In fact, you're ALL going to raise one of these." In his hand he presented a baby – you know, one of those plastic things that cry… yes, that.
Several girls squealed with delight at the prospect of looking after realistic babies while Kaiba glared coldly at it. There is no way in HELL that I'm going to raise that, one teenager is enough for me… Kaiba decided as he folded his arms across his chest.
"Now ladies, who wants to be Mr. Kaiba's wife? That's right, guys and girls pair up … hey, kinda like being married." Mr. Garrison continued, receiving more squeals from most of the over-excited girls; Kisara pointed and laughed at Kaiba who had gone a brilliant shade of red.
Mr. Garrison replied mockingly, "Now, now Miss Hunter you should treat your life – err Bio partner with more respect."
"Eh?" Kisara paused as Kaiba coughed uncomfortably, however her Bio teacher ignored her response and read out the assignment pairings, and proceded to hand out the plastic babies.
Kaiba… and me? Kisara thought dubiously as Kaiba gazed at her suspiciously, "Ashlee." He said shortly.
"What?" she replied in a daze, to which Kaiba replied, "Ashlee Kaiba. We have a name now you get to raise her."
Kisara's jaw swung open as the baby burst into hysterical tears; promptly Kaiba rose to his feet and sauntered to Mr. Garrison's desk, dumping the loud object of horrors right in front of him.
"I'm not doing it." Kaiba insisted.
"Maybe you'll learn to be responsible, Mr. Kaiba." Garrison replied.
Kaiba cocked a sarcastic eyebrow, " I raised my 12-year-old brother since I was 12; run a multi-billion dollar company AND plan world domination on a daily basis… I AM RESPONSIBLE DAMNIT!"
"Sorry Mr. Kaiba, an assignment is an assignment after all…"
Immediately seeing no way out of this, Kaiba straightened and growled heatedly, "Fine. But once I've succeeded in human enslavement, YOU WILL PAY!" and stalked off, back to his desk.
Hearing Joey sniggering behind him, Kaiba then spun around and threw the doll, hitting him directly in the face. "Ooooh so it IS useful, after all…" Kaiba mused to himself with a smirk.
"WHAT YA DO THAT FOR, RICHBOY?" Joey shouted and swung the doll back, hitting Tea accidentally on the head.
"I saw your face and thought 'hey, let's whack Wheeler on the head because HEY, he's a monkey'…" Kaiba replied disinterestedly as Kisara joked, "A very shiny, stupid monkey indeed."
Joey exploded with rage and raised his fists, "GRRR WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
However, before Kaiba could retaliate, Yugi appeared with baby in hand and calmed Joey down with an anime sweat-drop, "Relax guys…"
"Whatever." Kaiba growled and strutted straight out the classroom door; Kisara gaped disbelievingly, no way, the bastard is just going to leave me here… WITH THIS?
Eying her face curiously, Tristan poked Kisara as her baby started crying hysterically again; in response, she dropped to her knees and in classic movie style screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Hehehe well, that was part one – what do you guys think? I have some hilarious situations planned… I mean really, Kaiba raising a baby mwahahahahahahahahaha…