18Seto & Kisara's Biology Assignment
Author's note – Okay remember the Millennium Eye and how Pegasus used it to see into other people's minds? Oh and 4Kids is the company that totally Americanized YGO - cutting out all the best bits –sigh- so just remember that… oh and I'm also linking to Kaiba's Macabre Halloween Bash – one of my other mini-series' in case you don't already know, it was where Kaiba practically seduced Kisara so yeah….
Disclaimer – I do not own YGO yet…
Chapter 3
Ash On The Go
"Take it…"
"YOU take it…"
"BASTARD!"
"BIT-"
"GRRR!"
"GRRRRR!"
Kaiba paused as he received bewildered expressions from his employees and reconsidered shoving Kisara into the nearest wall.
He immediately aimed a irratable glare at Kisara and didn't respond when she tried to place Ashlee, the detested Biology assignment, in his arms.
"Tell me something Kaiba," Kisara started, "What is it like being a complete asshole all the time?"
Kaiba arched an eyebrow and retorted, "Oh Kisara, you know how much it turns me on when you attempt to insult me like that…"
Kisara blushed and noticed a very specific person in the corner of her eye, instantly she repressed the shudder which overcame her.
Ohnononononono… She thought, as she continued to rock the mechanical baby she was charged with as it started shrieking again.
"KAIBA-BOY!" a familiar voice called out, Kaiba's eyes widened as he hastened a gulp… that's right… PEGASUS approaching them…
"Back away slowly and he might not realize we're gone!" Kisara hissed, side-glancing Kaiba.
"No! I'm not about to let this pompous –" Kaiba fired back, abruptly cutting off his sentence as Pegasus stood mere feet from him, "What do you want?" He demanded.
Here comes that migraine again… Kaiba thought exasperatedly, not even attempting to mask his dislike or annoyance for the man before him… With the stupid mullet and the HAIR… and that creepy eye he used to have…
Pegasus grinned wickedly, immediately noticing the crying bundle in Kisara's arms.
At this point Kaiba started to panic, What if he jumps to the wrong conclusions? I mean, Ashlee really is way too lifelike… he could tell the Press… Kaiba gulped again, He could tell the Press.
"Yours?" Pegasus asked Kisara with a knowing look in his eyes – Damnit, he DID jump to the wrong conclusion… Kaiba sighed inwardly, his suspicions confirmed.
Completely oblivious, Pegasus continued even as Kisara maintained a stony silence, "I knew it would happen someday, Kaiba-boy… I mean really, you've always been a good-looking young man. Quite the catch, right Kisara?"
Kisara replied disinterestedly, "Please. Stop talking to me."
"What do you know?" Kaiba demanded, glaring stubbornly at Pegasus, who had a very dodgy glint in his eyes at that precise moment.
Pegasus grinned perversely as he brought his hand to his mouth – as if he were about to reveal a secret, "Surprise, surprise Kaiba-boy, the 4Kids dub didn't want the viewers to know this, but I could see EVERYTHING with my Millennium Eye; and I like Kisara I'm sure, was not disappointed at all…" Pegasus trailed conversationally with one deliberate glance up and down Kaiba's body, and walked off with a suggestive wink.
Yeah. That left Kaiba something to think about…
"What the FUCK? Oh please tell me he didn't…" Kaiba groaned, massaging his temples in frustration.
Kisara gazed sympathetically at Kaiba, "Yeah, Pegasus making come-ons on the oh-so-fine Seto Kaiba… so not creepy at all," She replied sardonically.
She then dumped the baby in Kaiba's arms, brusquely ignoring his protests.
"I have an idea," Kaiba started, "Let's compromise – I have Ashlee half the time and you have her for the other half."
"Okay," Kisara agreed with a nod, shouting in unison with Kaiba, "I'LL TAKE THE DAY!"
Kisara looked at Kaiba questioningly, Like hell I'm going to take the graveyard shift for that stupid baby, I need to sleep.
"You're taking Graveyard shift," Kisara insisted as Kaiba folded his arms across his chest stubbornly, "Hell no, I need to work and I need to continue to work – wait, why am I justifying myself to you? YOU WILL TAKE HER FOR THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AND THAT'S THAT!"
"Temper, temper…" Kisara tutted while wagging her index finger; Kaiba calmed down, "I know, I happen to be very moody when I haven't had enough coffee."
"You know Kaiba, unlike your employees – I don't get paid to take your bullshit and I don't have to do what you want," Kisara commented, ignoring Kaiba's upraised eyebrows.
Damnit, she's right… Kaiba realized, and decided to change tactics.
"I happen to have Mafia connections, Kisara, and I doubt anyone's going to complain if you suddenly turn up 'missing'."
When this statement appeared to not have made an impression upon Kisara, Kaiba frowned in annoyance.
Goddamnit… there's no winning with her, there's no intimidating her! What am I supposed to do? Okay, okay… just glare at her, and she'll get the picture. SETO KAIBA IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH ! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kaiba decided as he proceeded with a deadly glare that admittedly, has been known to make grown men cry.
Kisara stiffened and attempted to disguise how truly worried she was at this point, "You wouldn't?"
Kaiba glared at her, "Try me."
"Yeah, I did and I wasn't very satisfied." Kisara replied cheekily – remembering how easily seduced she was at Halloween.
Kaiba appeared rather confused at that statement… She's just trying to side-track me, that's it! AHAHA I'LL GET YOU NOW, KISARA!
"Oh really? You didn't seem to complain when you were begging me for more… and then there was the matter of how you were on your knees, literally…" Kaiba smoothly added, smirking as Kisara blushed and began stuttering, "Yeah well – YOU SUCK AND…AND…AND…"
Kisara was at a loss for words, "Let's see how you handle a baby at work, Kaiba!" and promptly stomped off, abandoning Ash in Kaiba's unwilling arms.
Also, Ash had decided to utilize her superb timing skills to start screaming uncontrollably.
In response, Kaiba gritted his teeth in frustration while tossing the baby at Kisara's moving form, narrowly missing her by inches.
"HEY!" Kisara complained loudly as she spun on her heel to face Kaiba, "THAT ALMOST HIT MY HEAD!"
"Good! Maybe it could have knocked some sense into you," Kaiba replied vehemently – and then it occurred to him… Wait. Where did Ash go?
Kaiba and Kisara abruptly snapped their heads, noticing Ash skidding across the smooth and very expensive Kaiba Corp flooring; and it was with a jolt that they realized that she was on the go – straight out a gaping window…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A/N – Haha those idiots… btw, I know that Pegasus' ability with the Millennium Eye is to read people's minds, but I decided to make it so that he could 'really' see through everything purely for the purpose of this chapter, and possibly for future parts that follow. Tell me what you guys think! ;)