I'm SO SORRY! I'm sorry that I haven't updated until today! You guys can kill me if you want, I'm just lazy to be honest. But here is the next chapter and I hope it is okay.
I don't own Naruto and there is a warning for grammer mistakes and maybe cussing. Also talk of a woman's monthly.
As I was cooking my ramen for the night, I was beating my head with
a random wooden spoon.
"Old Lady is going to kill me when she finds out. I hope she doesn't
kill me too bad. How am I going to face the others though? Stupid, stupid
monthly. Why today of all days? Why, why? I am never going to be able to
face them again. Bad Naruto, bad, bad."
The doorbell rang. I shut up and I put the wooden spoon down.
Wooden spoons can cause a lot of damage, I know first hand.
I walked to the door and opened it. Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Ten-Ten were
standing in front of my door. Oh crap. "Hey Naruto. We were
wondering….WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPEN TO YOUR PANTS!
YOU ARE BLEEDING!" Sakura shrieked.
I looked down and freaked. Why didn't I change? I ran inside of the
house and ran to the bathroom. I only managed to bump my head once.
"Where are my FREAKIN TAMPONS? Where are the PADS! Don't
tell me I need to ask Old Lady for more? Where are THEY? Ah, here they
are. I need to ask her for some more. So not good. Okay clean underwear
and pants now. Found them okay. I need to clean cloths later on." I mumbled
the last part.
I heard banging on my bathroom door. "Naruto OPEN UP! You better
explain to us what is going on!" Sakura shouted through the bathroom door.
I gulped. I looked for a way out but I found none. I got to go and face the
music. Maybe I can make up a good excuse. Don't think they will buy it
though. I am so screwed.
I slowly finished what I needed to do. I opened the door and came
face to face with Sakura. She was mad but she looked concern.
"Hi Sakura-chan. Whats up?" I said nervously.
"Naruto, are you a girl?" she looked me straight in the eye when she
"N..No. N..N..No. What are you talking about?" I stuttered while I
gave myself a mental slap.
"Liar. You are lying. Are you a girl or not?" Ino spoke up behind
Sakura. I gulped.
"Ino, Naruto is a girl. No boy needs tampons or pads. Why didn't you
tell us though?" Ten-Ten said behind Ino. Damn, are these girls in a straight
line or something?
"Can I get out of the bathroom then?" I spoke up. They moved out of
the way. I walked to the living room where it was the cleanest. "Where is
Hinata-chan?" I asked.
"I dunno. She said she needed to get something from home." Ten-Ten
answered my question. The door bell rang again. I went to the door and
opened it up. Hinata was standing in front of it and she was holding a plastic
"Here you go Naruto-kun. Gome, should I call you –chan instead?"
she asked me.
"Thank you. Umm….come inside. We can discuss that. Uh… what
did you get me?" I asked.
"You said you need some stuff and I got you some." She said while
she sat next to Sakura. I opened the bag and saw all the stuff I need. I smiled
and opened my mouth to speak.