On the first day of Hogwarts the sorting hat gave to me a room in my favorite house

On the second day of Hogwarts my head of house gave to me two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the third day of Hogwarts my Professor gave to me a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the fourth day of Hogwarts my Professor gave to me four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the fifth day of Hogwarts my Professor gave to me five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the sixth day of Hogwarts my Professor gave to me a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the seventh day of Hogwarts my Professor gave to me seven history books, a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the eighth day of Hogwarts my Headmaster gave to me eight words like nitwit, seven history books, a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the ninth day of Hogwarts my Professor gave to me nine hours of broom practice, eight words like nitwit, seven history books, a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the tenth day of Hogwarts my best friend gave to me ten chocolate frogs, nine hours of broom practice, eight words like nitwit, seven history books, a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the eleventh day of Hogwarts my friends gave to me eleven brand new hexes, ten chocolate frogs, nine hours of broom practice, eight words like nitwit, seven history books, a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.

On the twelfth day of Hogwarts my professors gave to me twelve house points,eleven brand new hexes, ten chocolate frogs, nine hours of broom practice, eight words like nitwit, seven history books, a six leafed plant, five floating feathers, four hours of transfiguration, a three foot essay, two copies of my schedule, and a room in my favorite house.


Author's Notes:yes, the seven history books are the harry potter books. If I'm at Hogwarts, then those are history, right?

Yes, I know it's July. So what? I can make up a Hogwarts Christmas song parody at any time of year. INCLUDING JULY!

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