30Okay, I think we left off with a bunch of crap, yes? Well, if you call the whole city going crazy from boredom crappy, so, whatever.
I'm sorry to say, readers, but things are going to get slightly more sane from here on in ;(
Disclaimer: Considering how much I'm maiming everyone's reputations in this, DC comics should thank me for not owning the Teen Titans. I do own these versions of we the people, though so HA!:)
Last time we were with our heroes on crack, there was an alarm going off, right?
Chapter 3: Sniper
"Oh, thank god," Robin muttered, pulling on the scraps of what used to be his uniform, which by now didn't even actually cover all that much.
"Who is it this time?"
Thankfully for him, at the moment he was unbelievably UN-detective-like, or he would have sensed the Death Glare(tm) radiating from the alien woman and into the back of his head. If looks could kill, there would have been nothing left of the traffic light.
"Soon, my bitch... When we get back, you're gonna have hell to pay..." Halting her point-and-glare at Robin tactic, Starfire instead glared at the nerdy teen in the corner, who was editing every word she said...
"Eep!"
Suddenly there was a corner missing from the Titans common room as the green balls of energy shrank back into Star's hands and the other Titans wondered why the hell that happened.
"... Anyway... This guy doesn't look like a regular." Robin stated, painfully obviously."
"You know what else is painfully obvious? YOUR UNDERWEAR, WONDERBREAD!" The teen from the corner was back, somehow directly behind Robin this time and jumping up and down while pointing at the Boy Wonder. Green starbolts whizzed past his head and into the screen, however.
"DIDN'T I ALREADY GET RID OF YOU, ANNOYING EARTH PEST?!"
He spun around, a crazed look in his eyes. "WHO, ME?! BUT WAIT... NO, YOU COULDN'T MEAN ME... WE'RE BOTH SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS, AREN'T WE? HOLD ON..." He disappeared in a cloud of smoke, and everyone wondered what the hell just happened... again...
"...Okay... That was interesting... What were you saying again, Dick?" Twitching at the use of his name, Robin turned to the screen.
"I said this guy-" He stopped again, this time noticing the two gigantic holes in the screen. Eye twitching again, he ad-libbed. "Is nothing we've seen before. I was going to ask if anyone felt like beating the crap out of him, but now I think I'll just do it myself..." He grumbled, ignoring the fact that the rest of his team was already out of the door...
[;-)(]
The Australian-looking guy standing on the roof grinned at the three figures in the street from under his hat."Ah, so the Teen Titans are already here? I'm honored. I am-"
"Oh, shut up and fight already Ahnuld!" The cyborg bellowed, jumping all the way from the ground up to slam one sledgehammer sized fist into his face. He caught it, grin never leaving his face.
"HOW U KNOW MAH NAME, FEWL?!" Oh, wait, the grin ran away with his dick...
"MAMMOTH SMASH!" Suddenly See-More came out of nowhere all hulked-out and shit, using his giant frickin eye as a bowling ball, bowling over millions of the tiny little Mr. Roger's even though they kept coming like the frickin' Gremlins...
"Wouldja care for a spot of tea, guvnah?" And then Mad Mod started doing the robot on thoe tiny sweater wearin' maniacs while, once again, the Titans stood there theinking What the hell happened here? At THAT moment, Terra came out of the Australian guys stomach like that creepy alien thing came out of that other guy's stomach except not all fake-ass lookin' and shit, wearin' this slick-ass grey tuxedo and walking around like nothing was really happening. Then she spoke four simple words to explain it all.
"EVERY BODy DANCE NOW!" Duhmduhmduhnduhnduunnnnnnnnnnnnhhsushhdhh!
Wait... That's cun't b right...
"Everybody drank crazy juice. And this is... The Blonde Zone..."
No, that can't be right either. Oh, and here comes that nerdy-llookin' guy from the beginning of the chapter...
"EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE MINUTE!"
Okay. Fine. Everybody froze now, wondering what the hell this guy had to say.
"YOU TOO ASSHOLE! I'M NOT NERDY LOOKIN!"
Damn...
He whipped out his laptop again, this time WHILE running away from Starfire's starbolts(did she not get the memo?) and typed like his life depended on it.
Starfire stopped shooting bunny rabbits at him and wondered what the hell had just happened.
Robin fell to the ground, shaking like he was trying to do that one move from that one movie that had dancing sloths in it.
Cyborg...
CRACK!
Cyborg tore off the dead Australian guy's head(no offense toward Australians) and shot it into a basket a mile away without looking.
Raven disappeared for no apparent reason.
Hulk-See-More and Mad Mod decided to have a battle Royale thingy that involved potatoes. Hulk won.
The corpse-Aussie started swearing like a pirate with no head even though he was an Aussie with no head.
Maybe we should return to randomness?
"Damn, being a psycho is harder than it looks," The non-nerdly looking teen sighed, before whacking Terra in the face repeatedly with a shovel. It didn't do anything much. "WILL YOU DIE ALREADY BITCH?!" The shovel kept bending back until he finally shanked the -Uhhh...
Tom: What the hell?
"Your the new narrator, guy, the other guy was pissin me off."
Tom: YAY!
Okay, thats it for now folks. You wanted random, you got crack. Supply me with insomnia if you wish for this to continue.