More random thoughts. Enjoy!
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Fluffy has a gigantic beard and if you poke it, it gets angry, and it eats you.
Harry Potter is man-nurse and is giving prostate exams.
Edward darting around suspiciously while humming the theme for "Mission: Impossible."
Sesshomaru is staring into the distance then wondering aloud what it feels like to be a rock.
Harry getting mauled by a turtle.
Edward trying to swallow his tounge.
Sesshomaru screaming "Silence woman! I'm seducing you."
Harry Potter making the animals in a pet store emit sounds in sync to sound like "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".
Edward reading the minds of every person in the pshyc ward then signing himself in to be treated.
Sesshy got into an argument with a yorkie and the yorkie bit him on the wrist then ran away.
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Okay, so this took all of 10 minutes, so don't be upset please.
About the random: I have a turtle (Go slider-ears!) and he mauls me quite frequently. It is not enjoyable.
"Silence woman! I'm seducing you." I got the frome some fanfic. I can't remember what it's called, but if anyone can tell me I'd apprecieate it. This aothor really should get the credit for it.
I was talking to my friend while I was writting. Her yorkie wanted to sit on her stomeach and when she wouldn't let him, he bit her wrist.