Disclaimers- I don't own Buffy

Summery- what happens when you eat the last of the pudding cups.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WE ARE OUT OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING' HOW CAN WE BE OUT OF PUDDING?"

Oh this was not going to be pretty for whoever ate the last of the pudding cups. Because, there was a seven months pregnant Tara, that had a HUGE craving for chocolate pudding.

"Baby, please calm down I'll go and get some more pudding right now, just put Andrew down ok"

Buffy had been trying to reason with her wife for a while now. And poor Andrew had gotten caught in the cross fire. But the good thing was, now he would be a little more forgiving to those who ate his hot pockets from now on.

"You could do that, but what am I going to snack on while you're gone HM!?"

Buffy was at her wits end. Ever suggestion was shot down by Tara for some reason or another. But then! Like all good desperate plans she remembered the phone. So she rushed over dialed a number and screamed to the unlucky soul on the other line.

"FOR THE LOVE OF ANY POWER OUT THERE PLEASE! BUY SOME CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND LOTS OF IT AND BRING IT QUICK!"

Then she hung up and went back to trying to get Andrew back on the ground. Tara would occasionally through something at who ever dared get close enough and used Andrew as a shield when necessary. The poor boy really wanted down. Buffy had Dawn questioning every one that ever saw the last pudding cup and was under orders to gut them alive for taking it.

The minuets passed and Tara was still mad. When the doorbell rang, about a half-hour later, Buffy and everyone else was nearly in tears. Opening the door, and when Buffy saw the heavy grocery bag full of pudding she really did cry for joy, grabbing the bag she ran off for the living room.

"TARA LOOK WE HAVE MORE PUDDING!"

And then proceeded to gently walk into the war zone, place the peace offering on the cough and then retreat back into the hallway, away from any flying objects that could be tossed at her. There was a deafening silence that washed over them, the person at the door walked in and went into the kitchen not caring what was happing in the living room. When the occupants of the hall heard a 'thump' they knew that the crises was over and sighed in relief. Buffy walked in and smiled when she saw a happy Tara eating a pudding cup with a look of bliss on her face as well as chocolate. Laughing lightly Buffy walked back to the kitchen grabbed a spoon but before she could leave Faith, the bringer of the pudding cups asked.

"Hay B? Are there going to be any pudding cups left over when Tara's done with them?"

Buffy froze, took a deep breath then let it out slowly, then said.

"Do NOT mess with Tara's pudding cups!"

Then she left to give Tara her spoon.

THE END