65A/N: Hey guys i just wanna say that this is my second lily/james oneshot story and i would really love it if you would review! please!
Disclaimer: James and Lily rule! If I were JKR, Harry's parents wouldn't have died!
Hormones suck
Lily: James—
James: Whoa! You called me 'James'!
Lily: No kidding, you're my husband.
James: Oh yea… I'm still getting used to it…
Lily: Why did I marry you again?
James: Because you love me!
Lily: Let me rephrase that… Why do I love you?
James: Because I'm irresistible?
Lily: No…
James: Why are we having this conversation?
Lily: Because we can! Now answer me.
James: Um… I DON'T KNOW!
Lily: Fine then… be that way… (pouts)
James: Please don't be sad…
Lily: Then get me some peanut butter and jelly tacos.
James (disgusted): Do those even exist?
Lily: They do now so go get some or make some!
James (under his breath): Cravings suck… Why did I have to get her pregnant?
Lily: You don't love me anymore. I knew you would leave me once I'm pregnant. I knew I shouldn't have let you get to me. I just knew it! (She cries).
James: I'm not ganna leave you.
Lily: Yes you are.
James: No I'm not.
Lily: Yes you are and you're not ganna get me my tacos either…
James: I'm going, I'm going!
Lily (starts laughing): It better have peanut butter and grape jelly!
James: Okay, okay…
James gets some tacos and puts peanut butter on one side and grape jelly on the other.
Lily: Did you put grape jelly?
James (skeptically): Yes…
Lily: I want strawberry jelly now!
James: WHAT?
Lily: What? I have your fat baby in me and he or she wants strawberry jelly now!
James: FINE!
James throws that taco away and gets a new one and outs strawberry jelly on it instead.
Lily: James…
James (about to cry): Now what?
Lily: I love you!
James: I know what you're up to…
Lily: WHAT? I can't even say that I love you?
James: You only say that when you want something so what do you want?
Lily: Fine be that way! I'm going to bed!
Lily snatches the taco from James' hands and scream "You better make some more" before going up the stairs to their room.
James stands there dumbfounded. He couldn't believe what just happened…. Did Lily just say she wants to go to bed at five in the evening? She never goes to sleep that early…. Why are women so crazy? And why are they crazier when they're pregnant? James makes five more tacos and goes to their bedroom. When he gets there he finds Lily laughing her head off.
James: What was that about?
Lily: It's my hormones… I can't help that… they go haywire!
James: So what did you want?
Lily: Oh…. I was ganna apologize.
James: Oh.
Lily: I'm really sorry but I can't control hormones!
James: Its okay I guess…
Lily: YOU GUESS?
James: Now what did I do?
Lily: You're being James Potter that's what you're doing!
James: Well saw-rry for being myself!
Lily snatches the plate of tacos and eats them in front of James. James was so disgusted that he started to leave when Lily screams "I knew you were ganna leave me!"
James: I'm not leaving I was going to the… um… bathroom…
Lily (pointing in the opposite direction): The bathroom is that way!
James: I know…. I was ganna leave that one empty for you while I go downstairs and—
Lily: LEAVE ME?
James: No!
Lily: Sit next to me.
James goes and sits next to Lily on the bed cautiously.
Lily: I'm not ganna bite you.
James: I wouldn't put it past you.
Apparently that was a very bad thing to say…
Lily: I TRY TO BE NICE AND YOU GO AND MAKE FUN OF ME!
James: Lily, I'm really sorry…. If you want I'll make you some more tacos?
Lily decides then says: Okay but you better not run away!
James: I won't I promise.
James goes downstairs and makes some more tacos. When he goes back upstairs with the tacos, he finds Lily already asleep. He puts the tacos on the bedside table and covers Lily up. He kisses her and goes to the other side of the bed.
He gets in the bed and puts his arm around her waist. He bends down near her stomach and says: Hey there! I'm your daddy. I can't wait for you to come out so we can play Quidditch."
Lily wakes up and hears James talking to the baby. She puts her hand through his messy hair. She startles James. James looks at her and says: "I wouldn't trade this for anything in the world."
James leans up and kisses her on her lips. Just when James realizes that his world couldn't get any better Lily leans in to him and say: "James, I love you. Could you get some cookies and cream ice cream?"
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