"IIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!" Grand Kai shouts slamming a high E on his guitar.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The innocent bystanders yell.

"ME AND MY CHIBI GRAND KAIS!" Grand Kai says grinning from ear to ear as little Chibi hims come out with chibi guitars and mikes, dressed in chibi grand kai outfits. "Aren't they the cutest?" Grand Kai sniffles, slightly tearing.

"They make me feel like a proud daddy," He sniffles once more. People stare at him like he's some sort of freak. Wait. they already knew that.

"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!" they all sang in their high pitch chipmunk like voices, hitting high on their guitars.

"IT'S GRIMLINGS ALL OVER AGAIN!" one particular man shouts pulling out his his armpits, he already pulled off all the hair on his head.

"OOOH! STINKY!" All the grand kai chibis say holding their noses. "You need a bath!"

"HOW CAN WE SHOWER! WHEN GRAND KAI IS USING ALL THE WATER FOR SHOWER SCENES FOR HIS KAMI-FORESAKEN WEBSITE!" one upset women shouts, her hair a nice shade of green, tinted with mildew, the newest style.

"When I think about you I touch myself! OHHHH!" Grand Kai sings, shirtless and drenched in water, doing the Austin Powers thing.

"MOMMY MY EYES!" a little girl screamed. "THEY BURN! BADLY!"

Grand Kai's mimic their older counter-part.

"AHH! I'M BLIND!" another hollers.

"I FEEL GOOD!" Grand Kai screams in a high voice spanking one of the trapped people, who faints before contact. "OWW! I FEEL GOOD! YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD! I FFEEEEELLL GOOD! LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE! SO GOOD! DUN NA! SO GOOD! DUN NA! BECAUSE I'VE GOT YOU!" Points to each and every one of the Chibis.

"HE KILLED MARSHA!" John screams, as one woman passes out.

"I'm to sexy for myself!" Grand Kai starts out to the horror of the newly formed Church called "Against the Grand Kai" Religion. "To sexy myself! I'm too sexy for my clothes! To sexy for you all!" *takes off shirt and flexes muscles. Girls faint.

"I'm just to good," Grand Kai smirks, not realizing the reason they fainted was for the fact he was a wrinkly old man with bad smelling perfume.

Grand Kai pauses seeing readers. "Well how all you Jiggin' Babes and Groovin' Hunks?" Grand Kai squeals happily. "Bet your all waiting for my site update info? Well! I'm planning on adding my Shower Scenes and Chocolate Covered Chibis ones soon! *winks* so you'll just wait your horses! In the meantime you can read the continuation of the story. I know it's not as good as seeing me but.. you'll live. I know! It's hard to part! I FEEL FOR YOU MAN!"

***If you've forgotten where we left off, like we did then here a little review***

"CONITNUING ON!" Dai Kaioshin said drawing the attention back to himself, "the South Kaioshin has suggested that we spend the time right now to train ourselves and others to fight this new threat." The South Kaioshin stepped up. He was a tall Kaioshin, well built, with red hair. He was not too old and had a light tan skin color.

Shin nearly fell over trying to see the face of this man. 'Will all the Kaiosenshis' please report to the fighting quarters for testing,' the intercom voice shouted all many people moved toward the area to see the Kaiosenshins.

"Oh yes!" Dai Kaioshin said looking down at the five Kaiosenshis', "we are going to be testing you all. To see if you are all ready for level two of your training." Shin gulped as Kibito nearly died right then and there.

All the Kaiosenshi's followed Dai Kaioshin to the other room. The room in which they would be tested on there. IQ level. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Were the ringing words going through Kibito's head.

'He'll fail!' Kibito thought biting his nails, 'NO I'LL FAIL!' He buried his head in his hands.

Shin looked around at his new surroundings. "How dull," he thought frowning. "Five desk in a plain white room. who could condemn such agony on my loving soul? I mean! I'm just about the sweetest kid ever! If may lightning strike Kibito!"

Outside. An unknown lightening comes out of the sky and hits Kibito.

"OWW! MOTHER SON OF A-" Words that can't be said due to the rating are said.

"MY KAMI!" One man says rushing over to help Kibito. "THESE ARE 5th DEGREE BURNS! AND THERE ISN'T SUCH A THING!"

Shin smirks as he looks out the window. "Oops," he grins evilly.

"You didn't just wish lightening upon your guardian did you?" Megami said scrunching her nose in disgust.

"KAMI-CHRIST!" Shin yelps in surprise. "WHAT ARE YOU?! MY STALKER?!"

"NO!" Megami shot back defensively. "If you weren't so dense you would have noticed that this is a very small room and were all within a 2 foot radius of one another!"

"Radius?" Shin asked confused. "What the heck is a radius? Is it like a radio? Where is it? I'm hungry."

"How did an idiot like you score Kaiosenshi," Oogami asked as Shin turned around and snarled at him.

"SHUT UP!" Shin said roughly. "I wasn't talking to your Chicken Colored Ass!" Oogami's eyes flared. That was an insult to his skin color.

"OH MAN! That was a good one!" Shakaku laughed.

"Well Thanks," Shin grins.

"The names Shakaku if you were, like me, not paying attention during the ceremony!" Shakaku said extending his hand.

"Shin," Shin replied shaking Shakaku's hand.

"How come we've never seen you in any of the group trainings," Shakaku asked curiously.

"Group Trainings?" Shin said cocking an eyebrow. "This isn't the first time you guys met?"

"No," Shakaku replied. "Our Guardians sent us there to learn from one another, our strengths and weaknesses."

"Hmm." Shin took a moment to ponder this.

FLASHBACK

"Dunna na!" Shin hummed walking toward the fridge, pulling out the milk carton, and starting to drink it. His eyes snagging on to Kibito's pale white face mixing with his normally pink features.

"Eh?" Shin thought. "Is it Valentines Day already?" (A/N: If you don't get it why he made that and White are colors for Valentines Day.^^)

"YO KIBITO!" Shin yelled jumping on the older man causing him to gasp. "What cha reading?"

"Nothing!" Kibito quickly replied hiding it.

"Fat chance," Shin scoffed smuggling it away. " . . .WHAT THE HECK IS THIS WORD?!" Shin pointed to a large word on the white slab of paper.

"Conference," Kibito stated. "You were suppose to attend a group training."

"Training?" Shin asked. "As in work?"

"To put it mildly yes," Kibito sighed.

"No way!" Shin said tossing the paper. "Your crazy if you think imma attends some work group! I get enough of that around here!"

"You don't do anything!" Kibito accused. "Except sit on your ass and complain!"

"That's work!" Shin defended. "Complaining is hard! You have to sound really upset and come up with lots of excuses! You don't know how hard it is!"

"Well," Kibito stated bluntly. "You're not going anyway. You're not ready.. THEY'RE NOT READY!"

"Really?" Shin grinned going into a fake good boy tone. "Golly Gee Heck Kibito! You're the greatest!" Bats eyelashes.

Kibito frowned as Shin hopped off and started dancing with the pillow.

END FLASHBACK

" group meeting," Shin smirked.

"Well?" Shakaku asked. "Why haven't you come to any of them?"

"Well." Shin started as if it was fact. "I guess I was just out of your league. I mean Kibito is always telling me that you guys aren't ready for someone of my status. So, you see, it's normal I wouldn't be there at any of them. I didn't want you all to feel low and pathetic and some of you are." He looked in Oogami's direction.

"SAY WHAT?!" Oogami hissed. "YOU?! Better than me? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! You don't even know what radius is! Let alone any fighting skills!"

Oogami made his way over to Shin looking down at him, Oogami was a good inch or so taller than Shin.

"I know a lot of stuff!" Shin said lifting his head up as if saying he was too good for them.

"Really?" Oogami said getting a devilish idea. "Then would you care to show me?"

"My pleasure," Shin said, positioning himself in a fighting stanza.

"You can't even start a battle off correctly," Oogami said crossly.

"Wha?" Shin blinked.

"It's a traditional and respectful way to start a battle of high degree like ourselves," Kisaki interjected. "Like a bow of some sort."

"There ain't no way in hell I'm bowing to this loser!" Shin growled.

"You're just bowing to honor one another," Kisaki said smiling. "It's polite."

" for you weirdoes," Shin said shrugging it off. "But me? Well I don't flow that way ya got?"

"Come on!" Shakaku whined. "Just do it! I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION!"

"Fine!" Shin muttered as he put his hands together and bowed.

"Ha!" Oogami laughed. "You just insulted me."

"WHAT!" Shin yelled. "I JUST HONORED YOU! YOU DUMBASS! SEE! I BOW!"

"Ahem," Kisaki coughed. "That is how a regular warrior would bow. We are not of that caliber. We are higher than that. So we have a more appropriate way of showing honors."

"Ooohhh!" Shin glared. "Well DO YOU BOW?!"

Shin turned to Shakaku questionably. Shakaku in turn raised his left hand in a quick flicker matching it with his right and bringing them together in a bow.

"That is how you bow," Shakaku stated dryly, not amused.

Shin quickly bowed in Shakaku's manner at Oogami.

"You messed up," Oogami said, seeming to enjoy pointing out all of Shin's mistakes.

Shin's right eye twitched.

"A bows a bow Oogami!" Shakaku shot it. "Forget the quality."

"I want it done right," Oogami said turning his head to cover a smirk. "I have honor to uphold." That was it. Shin had had it.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Shin screamed to everyone's surprise. "FORGET ALL THAT HONOR SHIT! THIS IS ABOUT PRIDE NOT HONORING! FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS WHO INVENTED THIS BOWING SHIT! MAY THEY FUCKING ROT ON THEIR FUCKING FAT FATHERLESS FUCKED UP ASSES! AHH! DIE DIE DIE YOU USELESS SHITS!"

Everyone stood there stunned. Shin was just getting started.

"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BOW LOOKS LIKE!" Shin snarled. "OOH! LOOK AT ME! I BOW WITH MY ASS TO HIGH IN THE AIR! GOTTA DO IT AGAIN! ON NO! MY HAIR IS UP TO HIGH! MUST CUT IT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! FUCK YOU ALL! I WANT YOU ALL TO FUCKING BOW TO ME! BOW! BOW I SAY! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! LOOK! IT RYHMES WITH DUCK! FUCK! A DUCK HAS MORE DIGNITY THEN YOU ALL! FUCK! MAN! FUCK! MY GRANNY FIGHTS BETTER THAN THIS! AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING GRANNY! AH! HOW SAD IS THAT?! HUH?! HUH?! TELL ME! TELL ME! AHHH!" Shin took a deep breath.

"Alright.I'm calm," Shin grinned.

Everyone just sat there, staring at him in disbelief.

"You said the F-Word more than I ever knew possible," Shakaku stated breaking the silence.

"What?" Shin asked dully. "You mean none of you guys have ever said that?"

"No." Kisaki blushed. "It's not polite and very disrespectful."

"Such disrespect cannot go unpunished," Oogami said standing up. "No one will want a Kaiosenshi who curses like you. And for that: I'm telling."

"FUCK?" Shin said wide-eyed. "They're going to penalize me for saying FUCK!? Well then in that case! Might as well get my two cents in. FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK YOU EXSPECIALLY OOGAMI!"

"Don't do that!" Shakaku rushed. "That means he'll have to take another year of pre-training! And I think all five of us are necessary!"

"We can get along just fine with just four," Oogami stated turning on Shakaku. "Whose side are you on anyway? Can't you see he's below us?"

"YOU MEAN I GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER FUCKED UP YEAR OF TRAINING WITH THAT OLD BEAN BAG?!" Shin yelled. "FUCK!"

They all began arguing, Kisaki tried to break it up. It seemed as though their bickering would never cease till the youngest spoke.

"FUCK!" She screamed. All of them fell silent and stared at her. She shot off in a stream of Fucks. Making up words that began with F-u-c-k, like the words "Fuckaduck" "Fuckermuck" or "Fuckingfox" anything that came to mind.

"Megami," Kisaki gapped.

"There!" Megami said crossing her arms. "Now you have to penalize us both."

Shin looked at her shocked, until a small smirk came upon his face.

"A girl after my own heart!" Shin cooed. "Oh wait! Silly me! What heart? I sold that years ago to a merchant on the street corner for 50 cents."

"Megami!" Oogami yelped, ignoring Shin completely.

Oogami knew very well that they couldn't penalize the both of them. Especially Megami, the Dai Kaioshin's own daughter.

"You do know what you've just done!" Oogami continued. "Now Shin has to stay! What is wrong with you?!"

"There's only five of us and were suppose to stick together," She said hotly.

"But! But! . BUT!" Oogami stammered. "But he's unclean! He's not fit to be a warrior of the gods!"

"If being a Kaiosenshi means to do everything how you see fit," Megami crisply said, "then I don't want to be a Kaiosenshi!"

"RIGHT ON!" Shin said gleefully picking up the young one and spinning her around.

"She does have a point Oogami," Shakaku said. "So what if he speaks ill! FUCK! I sure as heck don't!" All three of them began to have a fuck revolution saying it over and over, even making little ditties about the word. Kisaki eventually joined just to prove a point.

"I can't believe you all!" Oogami seemed enraged. "In at least five minutes we'll be taking a our test and this is how you will present yourself to our sensei? By saying the F Word?"

"That's your prob," Shin assumed. "It's not like I care! I've got 5 whole mins to be a jerk!"

"It's bad enough you've started it up," Oogami seethed. "But you go spreading it to everyone else!"

"Oh come on!" Megami whined. "Its kind of fun!"

"I AM THE FUCK KING!" Shin laughed dancing on his desk. "Fuck to me! For I am your fucking master!" the others, minus Oogami, laughed and playfully bowed.

This all stopped of course, when their sensei entered the room holding a pile of papers looking up shocked at Shin.

"FUCK!" Shin exclaimed. "Now I'm really fucked! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT SHIT IN YOUR HANDS?"

"It's your test," He said startled by his bluntness.

"Test?" Shin blinked as he handed him a multiple stapled pile of papers. "GOOD GRAVY! THIS HAS GOT TO BE AT LEAST 100 + FUCKING SHEETS OF PAPER!"

"You have an hour to complete all 150 pages of evaluation," He said looking at his sundial. "Starting now."

"FUCK NOOOO!" Shin yelled throwing his head back dramatically. And to his dismay to see the first question was:

What is the square root of 144.336789535356657?

Shin's eyes doubled their size.

"THAT SHIT AIN'T GOING TO FIT IN A CALCULATOR!" Shin accused.

"I know," he stated bluntly. "This is all mental math."

Dramatic Twilight Zone music seemed to play in the background as Shin stood in horror.

"You now have 55 minutes to complete the test," the sensei says.

"HELL NO!" Shin says rushing to put down answers.

"WHAT THE FUCK TYPE QUESTION IS THIS?!" Shin thought.

What am I thinking?

"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?! OF COURSE YOU DO! I'M THINKING THIS IS A LOAD OF BS!" Shin looked at the teacher glaring, as an idea popped into his head. He scribbled on the page "I am thinking this is a load of Bull Shit with a side of terd for comfort."

(A/N: Everything from this point on till we say otherwise in "" will be Shin's thoughts. All things that are '' are what he writes as answers. Got it? Okay!)

He looked at the next question.

What color are my socks?

Shin looked annoyed. Looking at his socks he realized. He wasn't wearing any. "Now I'll be damned."

'Wearing no socks, unless my adorable purple skin counts.'

"KAMI! What type of questions are these? So far it's all a bunch of BS! Ooh! What's this?"

After the first 10 pages it went into Math and logic questions, followed by History, English, Science, Dark Arts, Fighting, Feudal Ages, ECT.

"I think my brain's going to explode." Shin hit his head on the desk.

The last ten pages were opinion question. But of course, they were just as odd as the first ten.

These questions were meant to find out what type of persona each Kaiosenshi has.

If you had to choose between a life of a friend and a life of a lover, who are both in danger, which would you choose?

"I'm only 5 years old and they're giving me these emotionalized dramatic questions? OOOH SCORE! I used two big words!"

'I would choose some sort of a way to save the both of them. As the saying goes! Where there's a will there's a way!'

"Yeah! I AM SO GOOD! PLUS! There's not right or wrong answer! I love these questions!"

There is a blind Soothsayer. Even though he cannot see you, he can see your soul and see your inter most thoughts. If he were looking inside you right now, what would he see?

"Err.I want to say .. I'm sure they'd kick me out for that! OOH! I KNOW! I KNOW! I'M SMART! REVERSE PSYCOLOWHATEVER!"

'He would see what no mortal eyes could see.'

"I should ace this for sure!"

You're walking along a trail-"A TRAIL? Couldn't they have been more original?"

You're walking along a trail and you stumble upon a snail - "SNAIL TRAIL!"

You're walking along a trail and you stumble upon a snail. You are about to step on it until it speaks to you. It says if you spare it's life it will grant your hearts deepest desire. So naturally you pause at this idea. And choose to spare the snail. It awaits your wish in return for its life. What do you wish for? Explain?

"WORLD DOMINATION BABY YEAH!" Something at the bottom of the question caught Shin's eye.

-Please choose Wisely-

"Great! No World Domination for me. ? side about infinite power? No.I'd be too bulky! Infinite knowledge? Corny! Peace on Earth and Good will toward Man? HA! As if! .every one of my wishes have bad side cake? NO! I'd be fat then! Even the simple ones have problems.I think I understand now! Everything I've been wishing for turns out wrong in the wishes won't last and are things you could get on your bigger ones could make you corrupt and hated.I know how to answer it now! HA! Beat this Oogami!"

'I would choose not to wish at all. I know I'll probably regret this choice, but all my wishes and wants will end up corrupting my judgment and all the simple ones sure as hell aren't going to satisfy me! I'd just let the snail go on his merry trail and sing a little song for fun. But if I had to wish.I'd wish for the snail to loose all wishing powers because if I can't have what I want! NO ONE WILL! OH YEAH! It'd be for the best as well!'

"I'm so good! I'm just too good! I'm going to pass! I'm going to-"

"Times up!" Sensei's voice cut his thoughts in half. "Please put down your pencils and bring your test to me!"

He looked down at the last question.

Do you believe in Fate?

'Yes'

"Here ya go!" Shin said handing him his text, which had a bunch of eraser sheddings all over it and the pencil, wasn't even what you'd call a pencil anymore. Bite Marks all over, sharpened to the core, and many other things.

"Oh man." Shin thought handing him the paper. "I better not fail.I don't think I could take being stuck with that prune face anymore!" He walked back over to his desk and sat down, scowling as Oogami ranted on about how he was going to pass and everything.

"Fucking asshole," Shin muttered laying his head on his desk and preparing for a nice slumber.