Summasummaryyyyy: Axel uses every pick up line he knows to win over Roxas.

DISCmyclaimerrr: I don't even own the pick up lines. -tear-

CRACKHEADnote(a/n): :D.. I think I'm going insane..r. HAPPY AXEL/XALDIN DAY! Also..the title doesn't actually have anything to do with this. Just..yes. Shuddup.

Roxas sat in his chair comfortably, taking a sip of his coffee. He was in a quaint little coffee shop in the small town of Twilight. Everything was always so perfect here, everyone knew everyone. Someone sat down beside him, and he looked up. Roxas blinked.. he didn't know this person. He was sure of it, because this was a face to remember.

Bright fire truck red hair that was styled a lot like a porcupine. Absinthe green eyes stared into his azure ones, until Roxas broke it by looking down at the marks under the man's eyes. They were..triangles? Either way, it must have hurt like a bitch. He looked down at the smirk on the man's face, adorned with a piercing on the left side. All in all this man..boy? Was very attractive. And then he spoke.

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" Roxas blinked and shook his head no slowly. The man's smirk widened, and he winked. Roxas rolled his eyes and grabbed the newspaper from the table that he'd been eyeing for the last 10 minutes or so. The redhead frowned.

"The name's Axel. I'm 19, and I'm an astronaut. My next mission is to explore Uranus". Roxas paused from reading his article about Hayner's latest win in the struggle competition. He moved paper down slowly and glared at this 'Axel'.

Axel smiled at getting a reaction from this adorable boy. "The word of the day is legs. How bout we go back to my place and spread the word?" Roxas' ,-who had once again gone back to reading- eye twitched.

"So", Axel paused and thought of another line, "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Roxas snorted. "Yea, but this time, don't stop walking." He flipped the page. Axel smirked. Feisty.

"Haven't I seen you somewhere before..?" Axel trailed off.

Roxas smiled. This was kind of amusing. "Yea. That's why I don't go there anymore."

"Well you obviously think I'm charming. Your place or mine, babe?"

"Both. How bout you go to your place, and I go to mine?" He flipped the page again.

"I'll buy you a coffee if you go on a date with me." Roxas paused. "That's your worst pick up line yet, Axel."

Axel muttered something about being serious. Roxas smiled. "One coffee everyday for a week, and you can take me to the movies." Axel smiled.

And they lived happily ever after. ..And Axel totally got sexed up that night.

Fin.

A/N: :D.. my friend sent me a chain mail on the worst pick up lines. I put it to good use, ne?

jeez Axel. The best way to Roxie's heart is obviously food. ha..ha...hahahaaaa..ha. :B I'm so tired. -dies-